things that need to go on t-shirts.

[Duh]

i had this idea of a shirt for ages

A picture of a gangsta Hamster ( MC HamStar if you will) in a hamster ball and the words
they se me rollin'
they hatin

its either an awesome shirt or a bad visual pun
maybe both

 

[Duh]

Two areas on the shirt saying Rip here to expose sexy body.

The old: I'd fuck me.

I love you, you love me, let's go and kill a zombie, with an m16 and a chainsaw, we go to apocalyptic war. (best I could come up with, feel free to make better)

A big picture of a six pack with "Break open in case of emergency".

i made a prody of that song AEONS ago

i love me
you love me
im a self centerd *****

couldnt come up with anything else

 

[sheic99]

A picture of a guy dead in front of his computer and with /wrist on the monitor.

 

[SenseOfTumour]

"I poke badgers with spoons" comes from the old Eddie Izzard thing about Original sin.

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
'Tell me all, my son'
I have slept with a woman other than my wife
*bored priest* 'heaaard it! Dont you have any original sins?'
Well, I once poked a badger with a spoon...
'ooh that's original, well done, do four hail marys and 3 hello dollys'.
What about the cheating on my wife?
'Ah just have six bloody marys and you'll forget all about it.'

There's some fun ideas here tho!

 

[NamEleSs22]

A list of famous last words
i.e. 'Son, I don't think that safety is on'; 'Gee, I wonder where the mother bear is'; and my personal favorite 'hey Bubba, watch this'
and any more that can be thought up

 

[uncle-ellis]

I'd make one that said "I'm exalted with your mom"

I get that.
Do I get +1/+1?

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

'Have you ever read a t-shirt so fast that you had to read it again?'

 

[goatzilla8463]

a picture of hitler with a burning torch saying
"think of calories as i thought of jews fatty"

 

[TwistedEllipses]

'I spent way too much buying this...'

 

[Ionami]

"This is shirt"

Or simply:

"Shirt"