Things that piss you off...in movies!

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That_Sneaky_Camper

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To be honest there are so many things that annoy me in movies that I could go on and on about it, but let's not overstay our welcome here.

- Randomly killing off a meaningful main or side character just to shock the audience into believing that this is where the story gets serious. If the death served some sort of purpose to actually advance the plot, or set a tone that affects the rest of the story, then I can handle it a little bit better, but the death of any major character in a story should be handled with care.

- Romance sub-plots in movies that aren't romantic. It comes off as very contrived to have a man and a woman become a couple and have meaningful romantic character development in the span of a 2 hour or so action movie. We don't see enough of the couple to get a believable feel that they truly belong together, it can be rather jarring for a main character and his love interest to admit they love one another when from the perspective of the audience we rarely see them interact for most of the story. You can try to justify it by saying that the time that progresses in the story is a lot longer than what we actually see in two hours, but I say that if you are going to feature a romance in a movie a good portion of that movie better be dedicated to making their relationship seem meaningful or otherwise they shouldn't bother having it in the story.

- Retcons. More specifically retcons that don't flesh out the story in any meaningful way and seem very out of place as if they are telling a vastly different story than what we have come to expect. A good retcon shouldn't feel like anything in the story has really changed at all, it should feel like you are watching the same story you always loved but from a different perspective.

- A macguffin that comes out of no where and solves all the problems in the story instantly and with no effort. Macguffins should only be applied if the protagonist has to go through a lot of effort to get to them and there is meaningful foreshadowing and build-up to its eventual use. It should also only be an amplifier that gives the hero just enough power to stop the villain but not overwhelming destroy him, all the interesting conflict in the story just becomes boring if that happens.

- Protagonists or villains that are untouchable. It gets boring when the hero or villain are so good at what they do that they effortlessly overcome any obstacle that comes their way, a character has to have some sort of conflict to be interesting, sure they can eventually win but there needs to be conflict leading up to that victory to make it meaningful.

- Stories that are unnecessarily vague and complex to make it look like they told a meaningful or good story. There is nothing wrong with cryptic words and scenes but their purpose should be to serve as foreshadowing or as a framing device that builds up to a meaningful pay off at the end of the story.
 

The Hero Killer

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How every movie has to have a love interest, even if it does nothing for the plot but slow it down and adds unecessary dialogue. Not everybody gets the girl in the end.
 

M-E-D The Poet

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Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
Unecessary romance plots.
Such as in:
Fight Club
The Lovely Bones
The Lord of the Rings
The Wind that Shakes the Barley
Batman Begins+The Dark Knight
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Pirates of the Carrabean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Avatar
Blade Runner
Forest Gump
Braveheart
Inside I'm Dancing
The Guard
and many, many more!
actually in the wind that shakes the barley the romantic subplot made sense

because it was hugely woven in with the main plot.

Big news break to you : It was about real world humans during real world events

The romance was in no way forced it was something that happened along the way


Unless you've been forever alone that movie subplot made perfect sense
 

Lerasai

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When the entire main cast is made up of men but for one woman who only serves as eye-candy/obligatory love interest/wet blanket. And when the movie is a remake or adaption of something else and they blatantly change things to be more "marketable". Which basically just means taking out anything original or distinctive and adding needless action and sex appeal
(but, only for the guys, because fan-service for women would make the men uncomfortable). Oh, and how women can only be main characters if it's a horror movie. In fact, let's make all horror movie protagonists women, even if in the source material it's a man (I'm lookin' at you, Silent Hill).

Other people have already said this, but more than anything else I hate romantic subplots that are there for no reason. If it doesn't actually add anything good to the story, it shouldn't be there.
 

Charles McGuffin

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crazyarms33 said:
Stekepanne5 said:
Romantic comedies, I have never seen a good one, and I watch them all to often.
They are all (I hope there are some exeptions) made from the same prinsiples:
Bad plot, shallow characters and forgettable moments. All written by writers who know that they are not funny, and don't try to be.

And I am just wondering, has Adam Sandler ever played in a good movie?
I liked Click and Waterboy. If you were asking about a serious movie, then no. Absolutely not.
Punch Drunk Love
 

DoctorFrankenStein

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I'm tired of the subplot where the protagonist finds a body or makes a prediction before a crime or accident and is then blamed and harassed as though they themselves were responsible. :\
 

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"Actors" who hyperventilate over nothing or blink constantly. And the fact that every movie and their mum have to have a love interest type thing in there. Seriously, the movie could be about eating toast and they'd manage to squeeze in some good old fashioned toast on toast love making in there. Oh and the crappy camera angles they use now and the way the image shakes all over the place. It's like one of the job requirements to hold a camera is to have Parkinson's.
 

Caveworm

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... Michael Bay?


The way a good deal of films seem to assume you are a dribbling, popcorn eating, nacho flinging imbecile.

For example, when the film introduces (looking at you Thor) a character that is so obviously going to turn out to be the films evil guy, that they tend to get said guy/gal to look at the camera with some slightly evil music after a debatable question of morals and decisions.

I get it, his/her intentions are not what they seem!


Having said that, I went to see that abortion of a remake War Of The Worlds. Two girls behind me literally said 'What the fuck, so what killed the aliens then?!'. Despite Morgan Freeman pretty much running a commentary on how and why they died.
 

])rStrangelove

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1st - Unrealistic action scenes
Ppl turning into 3D models and doing stuff like jumping around with cars or motorbikes. Same goes for unrealistic armed combat: 30 guys shooting on the hero but missing for several minutes, with hardly any reloads. Total atmosphere-killers.

2nd - Random encounter happens to bring the story forward
I abs hate it when the hero needs to figure something out and you think 'how is he supposed to do that, lets see'. Then in next scene the hint presents itself on a random occasion. Great! The write ran out of ideas i guess. :p
 

Jesus Phish

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Mr.Tea said:
I know there are people like that...

My point was: Few people are like that.
My point was not: No people are like that.

It's like if I was trying to say that action heroes always somehow shrug off bullet hits, punches, cuts, fracture, etc, like they can't feel pain.
Cue a forum poster saying "Hey, I have CIP [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_insensitivity_to_pain], it's totally realistic".

The thread is about what tropes annoy us in movies.
Many tropes come from pandering movie makers that use cheap tricks to create tension.
I'm just saying that giving a character such bad eyesight just to create tension by knocking their glasses off is cheap and annoying (Unless, of course, a good writer uses it in an interesting or unexpected way.
Perhaps its just because of my situation that I can see it being as bad to them as they make it. Also, I can't think of all that many movies where I see it happening.
 

mercswithmouths

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Father Tunde said:
Unnecessary deaths. I was watching the Jurassic Park series the other day, and had to wonder, why did Udeksy have to die, and Eddie too? I know they're disaster films, but I can't help it, I like people!

mercswithmouths said:
1) Not sticking to source material. Now I know producers have budgets and some people are hard cast but if you're making a book into a movie they could at least get the history of characters right.
For example: in Queen of the Damned, Marius de Romanus and Lestat de Lioncourt are both supposed to have blond hair and were NOT sire and fledgeling - now I get that Tom Cruise was a little too old to revise his role as the lead vampire but Stuart Townsend looked nothing like him. Also in Return Of The King, it wasn't Elrond that gave Aragorn the reforged sword before the main battle but his sons Elrohir and Elladan.
I agree it's annoying when some major parts are cut from the films (e.g some of the memories from Harry Potter and the Half Blooded Prince), but I don't think we can afford this anal when it comes to source material. Aside from the fact it symbolised the fact that he has accepted Arwen's decision to stay with Aragon by giving him for sword his ancestor started it all with, it also saved the audience from being introduced to two new minor characters, and allowed us to see more of Hugo Weaving. Perfect!
The only time it is acceptable to see more of Hugo Weaving is when he's beating the living daylights out of Keanu Reeves.
 

BrotherSurplice

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Viking67 said:
BrotherSurplice said:
I hate it when an alien or monster is invincible to conventional weapons. Its such a cheap way to add drama. Although, I'm okay when the "alpha" monster or queen or whatever is invincible and its minions aren't.
Related: the armed forces are completely useless against the aliens/zombies/monsters. If a rag-tag group of civilians with no special training and several severe emotional problems can survive a zombie attack, then you'd think a mechanized infantry platoon with Bladley IFVs would at least stand a chance. They don't even need to shoot the zombies, just drive over them from the safety of their armored vehicle.
Yeah, what are the zombies gonna do, climb all over it and clog the air vents? Ooooooooooh wait, forgot about the NBC System :p
 

WiccaVamp

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For me a big portion of what enthralls me into plot is dialog. I can't stand when a good concept is ruined by poor writing/acting due to script or sheer inability to portray that role properly.

Two examples in my opinion:

Dialog in Blood&Chocolate: "If you ever loved me at all, you would've left me before we ever met." (no joke that was the line.)

Val Kilmer attempting to be a cunning Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever (mind you I wasn't too into the plot either but a better batman could've helped.)