SonicKoala said:
Everybody keeps asking what the Escapist stereotype is, and so I went through a number of the posts made on this forum and simply posted the opposite of what many people said. And thus, ladies and gentleman, I present to you the Escapist stereotype!
The Escapist Stereotype...
Loves Valve's games
Is Anti-religious
Despises modern-day FPS's, particularly Modern Warfare 2 and Halo
Is a nerdy, pragmatic pessimist
Is egotistical
Is a misanthrope
Is in love with western RPG's (particularly those of Bethesda and BioWare) but dislikes JRPG's
Is eagerly awaiting the zombie apocalypse
Hates Twilight
Hates Bobby Kotick
Loves metal
Despises rap
Loves porn
Loves Anime and Manga
Loves Zero Punctuation
Is an elitist PC gamer
Despises GameStop
Is partial to the 360, rather than the PS3
Despises the films of Michael Bay
Is nonathletic
Is a grammar and search bar nazi
Believes graphics are the most important part of a game (...apparently)
Plays video games a lot
Thinks the Wii is an inferior console
Is probably American or British
Is a virgin
Despises sports games
Is a nihilist
Is an insufferable prick
Is totally into DnD
Is totally into WoW
Didn't play Animal Crossing to death
Wow, the Escapist stereotype is a FASCINATING individual, wouldn't you say?
What I am like compared...
Loves Valve's games
Is atheist but accepting of other's choices/beliefs.
Enjoys modern-day FPS's, but thinks there is room for improvement (DNF will be awesome, but Timesplitters is still much better designed overall)
Is geeky
Is occasionally egotistical
Is not a misanthrope
Enjoys some western RPG's (but not particularly those of Bethesda) yet also enjoys JRPG's
Would not survive 5 minutes in a zombie apocalypse
Hates Twilight (from a literary standpoint, not a rabid anti-fanboy standpoint)
Hates Bobby Kotick
Enjoys metal
Enjoys rap
Enjoys porn
Enjoys Anime and Manga
Enjoys Zero Punctuation (most of the time)
Would be more of a PC gamer if I could afford a rig. Has no problems with consoles and prefers consoles for certain styles of games
Works for GAME (uk)
Has a 360 because it was half the price. Wants a PS3, not trading one for the other though.
Will watch the films of Michael Bay but has other preferences (Coen Brothers for one)
Is nonathletic
Is a grammar nazi only when it actually detracts from the readability of the post.
Will happily play anything from Pong and Minecraft to Crysis and MW2. Gameplay and graphics are in a delicate balance.
Rarely plays games.
Thinks the Wii is a perfectly good console and has had one since launch day.
Is Scottish
Is not a virgin
Doesn't "get" the appeal of sports games but each to their own
Is not a nihilist
Is sometimes an insufferable prick
Prefers WFRP and GURPS to D&D
Never got hooked on WoW (hit lvl20, got bored) but is enjoying EVE
Has never owned Animal Crossing but spent literally 3 solid days playing Harvest Moon when he bought it on Wii