YES! WE SHALL GETS OUR REVENGE ON THAT SNEAKSY TOM CRUISE. We shall publicly execute him to make an example to the others.Mr Sunday Night said:
In game of course... *Cough*
Things that the world's most controversial game would need to include in order to be controversial?
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In game of course... *Cough*
A game in which you played as a catholic priest in the sixties.
Need I say more?
.....yes?
Well, it would be a third person action\rpg where you would control the priest Hitman style, talking to your congregation, dispensing holy water and discussing religious jargon with fellow priests.
You would get experience points for preforming good masses (QTE to really piss people off) with which you could use to upgrade your choirboys. Most of the game would consist of quoting the right religious scripture at the right time to the choirboys in order for them to become more willing.
At the end of a "mission" you would lead a boy to some discreet place in the church and the real action would begin, maybe you would control the game from a first person perspective at this point, with the mouse in the shape of the cross (maybe even with a little jesus on it).
Proceed to 'interact' with the choirboy at this point.
Rinse and repeat.
note: there could be further additions, like politics (trying to balance being ousted as a pedophile with being respected by you flock, or using Vatican money and influence to cover up anything which goes wrong).
Need I say more?
.....yes?
Well, it would be a third person action\rpg where you would control the priest Hitman style, talking to your congregation, dispensing holy water and discussing religious jargon with fellow priests.
You would get experience points for preforming good masses (QTE to really piss people off) with which you could use to upgrade your choirboys. Most of the game would consist of quoting the right religious scripture at the right time to the choirboys in order for them to become more willing.
At the end of a "mission" you would lead a boy to some discreet place in the church and the real action would begin, maybe you would control the game from a first person perspective at this point, with the mouse in the shape of the cross (maybe even with a little jesus on it).
Proceed to 'interact' with the choirboy at this point.
Rinse and repeat.
note: there could be further additions, like politics (trying to balance being ousted as a pedophile with being respected by you flock, or using Vatican money and influence to cover up anything which goes wrong).
Fuck.
I hit F5 by mistake and lost my essay for a reply, so I'll just say avoid what i was going to say before and go with an accurate depiction of life as a KKK member. Living in africa... no wait that sounds like it might end up being a generic shooter. Remove the africa part.
I hit F5 by mistake and lost my essay for a reply, so I'll just say avoid what i was going to say before and go with an accurate depiction of life as a KKK member. Living in africa... no wait that sounds like it might end up being a generic shooter. Remove the africa part.
Controversial.... Middle aged black man with low paying jobs who ends up having his two kids bruttaly murdered in front of him. make the death slow and as visibly painful torturing as possible by the KKK. after they leave him alive knowing its worse then them killing him. he cracks and winds up in a mental asylum, several years later he is released and is now hell bent on hunting down every member of the KKK he can yet ends up along his hunt commiting horribly unspeakable acts and witnessing several more ranging from rape, necrophelia, torture, murder, mutilation, you have realistic reactions, people cry, people will piss themselves, they will become animals when backed into a corner. You can outright kill every person you see on the streets or you can be selective about it and make the bastards suffer, you can tie their family up in a room and make the father watch as you blow out his sons kneecaps and throws the kid down the stairs, you can make him watch as you rape his wife and daughter, then you can light the house on fire with their dogs corpse as an excelerant drapped over the fathers shoulders.
Trust me I could keep going but I need some time to get better.
Trust me I could keep going but I need some time to get better.
I can see it all now, clear as day, our hero "John Doe" comes on to the scene, you can pick his fetid childhood, religious upbringings, mental/social/psychological issues, and even personal quirks. This game will be "The Sims" of serial murder games. You pick your house, your day job, your neighbourhood, the place to hide the bodies(descretely or not), and your signature - right down to the millimetre of where you place the removed organs. Your little "Sim" levels up by committing various attrocities which include but are not inclusive to: rape, murder, besiality, multi-homicide, child involvements of all sorts, various petty crimes, arson, grand larson, and any combination of them. As you progress in levels, you can also recruit followers if you are charismatic enough, a partner if you are domineering, copycats if you are high profile enough, and many other perks and rewards. Weapons of choice include: guns, ropes, knives, bludgeons, axes, and the matador (a giant black dildo that can be used for rape and bludgeoning), as well as many others.
You all get the idea,
I gotta stop my brain is melting.
You all get the idea,
I gotta stop my brain is melting.
WhiteTigerShiro said:
It's a joke told by comedians to comedians. The point isn't the punchline but what you tell to get there. It starts with a formula of a family going into a talent scout's office.....then you make up what the family does in the most awful offensive ideas you have ever thought up (and some you haven't).....then it ends with the talent scout asking what the title of the act is which is ended with the ultimate "that wasn't funny" ending of "THE ARISTOCRATS".
Now the awful offensive acts usually involve trying to disgust people as much as you can. Youtube "Aristocrats joke" and you'll see.
Only the American Version! - the British version didn't allow it,4guy5montag1 said:
Cant you kill the kids in little lamplight in Fallout 3?
A game Called "Prowl" - You start off as a middle aged divorcee who's lack of sexual satisfaction leads you to groom children on the internet, completing quick time events and puzzles leads you to the next stage. you then go on to serially molest children all over town including the chief of polices' daughter!! the aim of the game is to piss enough ppl off that you can no longer safely walk around town, necrophilia anyone?
A sandbox game where you can do anything you could do in real life.
Seriously, think about it. GTA4 was controversial only because it gave players the POSSIBILITY to drink and drive (even though Niko spewed out some discouraging morals). A game when you can live a normal life, but also rape a child with a screwdriver - now that's controversial.
I wonder how long it would take for some T-rated Scribblenauts to be banned.
Seriously, think about it. GTA4 was controversial only because it gave players the POSSIBILITY to drink and drive (even though Niko spewed out some discouraging morals). A game when you can live a normal life, but also rape a child with a screwdriver - now that's controversial.
I wonder how long it would take for some T-rated Scribblenauts to be banned.
Two white suppremisist teenagers go into a highschool and kill everyone who isn't white and straight in the name of Jesus, while all nationalities other than Caucasian are full of stereotypes, and players get the option to rape the women, and killing cancer kids gives double points. Let's call it "White Guilt", because that's what every white person in the world is going to be feeling if that game was ever released.