Things that the world's most controversial game would need to include in order to be controversial?

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Mackinator

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WanderFreak said:
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And that's just the tutorial level.
Very ouch baby.

It would need something veeeery racist too - like a playable character hates {insert minority here} and has to kill all of them.
 

Indigoman

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I got one

A game that once put into your system gives a full tutorial, with graphs for the buttons and all, never explaining what L2 does.

if, you so happen to hit the L2 button (which you will, because its harder to not hit it than to.)
Your best friend dies.....
 

Acidoctor

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Cheesebob said:
Have raping, killing and taking drugs in one video game.

But the twist is...there are no adults, only fully detailed children.

Then rate it a 3+.

THEN make it so it sends a virus to your computer which wipes windows as soon as you quit the game.
That would be controversial, in so many ways. :D
 

Master_of_Oldskool

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4guy5montag1 said:
Now, place that game in a school with a GTA approach, THAT would be controversial.
Grand Theft Kindergarten. I'd play that.

Anyways, since someone had to invoke Godwin's Law at some point: you should play as Hitler, and there should be a mechanic based around finding new and creative ways to slaughter the Jewish. Nothing tops that in terms of controversy.
 

Kermi

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Playing a member of Al Qaeda murdering enslaved disabled underage homosexual Jews of minority descent engaged in graphic sexual acts with dogs, by running over them with a combine harvester that has dildos and bibles instead of blades. In North Korea during a nuclear weapons test. While masturbating and forcing their parents to watch. After curfew.
 

Cheesebob

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Kermi said:
Playing a member of Al Qaeda murdering enslaved disabled underage homosexual Jews of minority descent engaged in graphic sexual acts with dogs, by running over them with a combine harvester that has dildos and bibles instead of blades. In North Korea during a nuclear weapons test. While masturbating and forcing their parents to watch. After curfew.
With LOLcats.

That is awesome
 

Insert Comedy Here

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High School Musical Five: High School Shoot-Out

Play as one of the ONLY sane people in the school and avenge those who fell into the life of breaking into song when someone makes a noise that sounds even remotely like a beat.
Extra points for killing main cast members.
 

NewGeekPhilosopher

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For it to be deservedly controversial it would have to feature actual subversive content, such as directly teaching you how to make bombs step by step, you have to attack a real life Western democracy who is oppressing you, and you would have to murder Jack Thompson in the first level with a blowtorch and pliers, and in the second mission you would have to perform a massacre in Fox News's studio building. I would call it "Revolution Number 2009".

Another controversial one would be "GTA: David Carradine" and "Somalian Pirates In The Carribean".
 

Khazoth

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1337mokro said:
All it needs is a "Made in Japan" sticker and we are done.

Have you seen what kind of stuff comes out of that country, it would make a World War I veteran puke his guts out.
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Mayonegg

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How about "Theme Auschwitz"? Sort of like Rollercoaster Tycoon, but to beat one level for example, you have to gas a certain amount of prisoners. Of course, bonus unlocks for really effective executions are a must.
 

Arkhangelsk

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A game where you kill Jack Thompson and rape his wife and kill his children. Or vice versa. Or both. Came to my head with the thoughts that many gamers aren't that fond of him.