Things that the world's most controversial game would need to include in order to be controversial?
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RacistVrex360 said:
(Couldn't resist)
Eating babies while forcing conservative political females to do unspeakable acts on your lower half. Also, kill every one on the planet. EVERYONE
Oh, and have gay sex with Jesus.
That.WanderFreak said:
the first level would have you raping retarded underage girls, waiting 9 months, once she gives birth raping her new born, rape her again, eat the newborn in front of the retard mother, then eat her alive. You would then face a sub-boss of Michael Jackson. You then have to go onto a bus full of retarded orphans and rape them all, then jack the bus and drive it off a cliff. At this point you become a giant tenticle monster and violently molest 12 year old school girls, with a filthy Japanese man filming it. You then wait for the video to be edited, and sold. Kidnap the school girl and force her to watch the video while you rape her again. You then face an end level boss of Brian Peppers. to beat him you have to get his health down to 1 hit point then mastubate onto him while looking at Goatse. Then you make hot love to him. End level one.
The loading screens for any of these games need to provide helpful advice on how the player can duplicate the malfeasances in real life!
Just because a game is violent or sexual does not guarantee controversy. The majority of the games imagined here would most likely be rated AO in the US, therefore being almost universally banned by retailers. For real controversy, the worst parts of the game need to be hidden, see Hot Coffee.
Also, look at Eminem. One of the reasons he's so controversial is that he directly reaches out to kids and says, "you can be just like me," and asks, "Do you like violence?" The media latches on to a game that a) corrupts the youth, b) defames America, or c) was at one time played by a convicted murderer.
Last thing, include chants from the Koran in the music like in Little Big Planet. But not only the Koran, also have chants from the Bible and the Book of Mormon, and maybe some from the Catcher in the Rye.
Just because a game is violent or sexual does not guarantee controversy. The majority of the games imagined here would most likely be rated AO in the US, therefore being almost universally banned by retailers. For real controversy, the worst parts of the game need to be hidden, see Hot Coffee.
Also, look at Eminem. One of the reasons he's so controversial is that he directly reaches out to kids and says, "you can be just like me," and asks, "Do you like violence?" The media latches on to a game that a) corrupts the youth, b) defames America, or c) was at one time played by a convicted murderer.
Last thing, include chants from the Koran in the music like in Little Big Planet. But not only the Koran, also have chants from the Bible and the Book of Mormon, and maybe some from the Catcher in the Rye.
Well I was about to say this so there ya go.Citrus Insanity said:
The expansion pack would be playing as Josef Mengele.
This is a personal opinion of course, but games like America's Army are in my views the most controversial.
Basically, a game that is actually a recruitment tool is utterly repulsive, regardless of it being a good game or not.
Games should be about fun, not the promotion of some cause, political views, religion or ideology.
Basically, a game that is actually a recruitment tool is utterly repulsive, regardless of it being a good game or not.
Games should be about fun, not the promotion of some cause, political views, religion or ideology.
A game where you get to kick the crap out of the disabled child with your own penis and then pistol whip him and then push him off a cliff in his wheel chair.
I don't like how my mind works.
I don't like how my mind works.
How about playing as a soldier at My Lai? You score for getting the civilians away alive without getting shot by Lieutenant Calley.
I think you could get more controversial by bringing in some quaint tribal beliefs like "having sex with a virgin will cure you of AIDS". If you really want to make it ugly, say there's one girl somewhere who can cure an entire town of all diseases by having sex with at least forty men inside one hour (which means more than one at once, yes, I know) but noone knows who she is, and it's your divine quest to find her and cure the country. Your enemies are Puritans, philanthropists, human rights campaigners, people who want to take the time to make sure she learns to *like* it, religious fundamentalists who think AIDS is a divine punishment and she's evil, her family, lots of other people who all want her for their own countries and increasing numbers of police and secret agents.
Yes, you do get bioweapons. Yes, they do get out of hand and run rampant.
Oh, and of course yes, there is an ongoing war over resources and tribal lands, and yes you can pick up an AP-10 anti-personnel mine and smack it detonator-first up under someone's chin. Who hasn't wanted to do that?
"Divorcee" is female. Did you do that on purpose?ChosenLord said:
I think you could get more controversial by bringing in some quaint tribal beliefs like "having sex with a virgin will cure you of AIDS". If you really want to make it ugly, say there's one girl somewhere who can cure an entire town of all diseases by having sex with at least forty men inside one hour (which means more than one at once, yes, I know) but noone knows who she is, and it's your divine quest to find her and cure the country. Your enemies are Puritans, philanthropists, human rights campaigners, people who want to take the time to make sure she learns to *like* it, religious fundamentalists who think AIDS is a divine punishment and she's evil, her family, lots of other people who all want her for their own countries and increasing numbers of police and secret agents.
Yes, you do get bioweapons. Yes, they do get out of hand and run rampant.
Oh, and of course yes, there is an ongoing war over resources and tribal lands, and yes you can pick up an AP-10 anti-personnel mine and smack it detonator-first up under someone's chin. Who hasn't wanted to do that?
A game where you can rape and kill children. And it is encouraged.
Or just import an eroge game here and translate it, that works too.
Or just import an eroge game here and translate it, that works too.
A old fashioned Mortal Kombat fighting game, with all religious figures with exciting new persona's! Zombie Jesus, Space Mohammad, Cannibal Buddha, Drug Abuser Vishnu, Recovering Alcoholic Moses!
I'm surprised F.E.A.R 2 made it through the ESRB without them altering the rape scene. That really surprised me!
and to make it really controversial, add In Michael Jackson, and OJ Simpson somewhereWaffleTron said:
It all the characters were intelligent white males. And all the bad guys were not so intelligent black males.
And perhaps some homosexuality thrown in somewhere.
Perhaps a game where you must do 9/11?
something like that.
And perhaps some homosexuality thrown in somewhere.
Perhaps a game where you must do 9/11?
something like that.
