Things that the world's most controversial game would need to include in order to be controversial?

[Vrex360]

Right so inspired by the 'what an EPIC FPS would need' thread I decided to have a little fun and talk about a hypothetical game that is trying to bethe most controversial game ever made. The kind of game that is so shockingly in bad taste and offensive that it would cause Jack Thompson to turn to stone and disintergrate before it, the media would all mass revile it and fear it as well and even gamers themselves though drawn to it's eerie seductive light would still be alienated by the level of controversy in it.
What do you think would be the ingredients required for the 'Most controversial game ever'?

 

[Cliff_m85]

Depiction of "The Aristocrats"


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[HardRockSamurai]

Dude, just look in Japan's video game catalog; I think you'll find your answer there...

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

It should be made in Japan. Everything else isn't required.

 

[Music Mole]

A flight simulator level which ends in the trade towers.
Not supposed to be funny, just controversial

 

[phwbt]

Oh look, a deaf blind and dumb orphan child missing both arms who can in no way resist. I suppose I'll just rape you now. And then kill you. And then rape you again. And once I've raped you in every way possible, I'll let your corpse rot a little, and proceed to make sweet sweet love to the newly created rotten orifices contained within your fetid corpse.

All while a stout Japanese man in a diaper yells "YOU A WINNA!" and kicks puppies, while sparkles fall from the sky.

And that's just the tutorial level.

You forgot to add some pollution, cannibalism, homosexuality and racism. I expect to see your revised report on my desk first thing tomorrow.

*I think a little piece of my soul just died for the second time today*

 

[KarumaK]

Oh look, a deaf blind and dumb orphan child missing both arms who can in no way resist. I suppose I'll just rape you now. And then kill you. And then rape you again. And once I've raped you in every way possible, I'll let your corpse rot a little, and proceed to make sweet sweet love to the newly created rotten orifices contained within your fetid corpse.

All while a stout Japanese man in a diaper yells "YOU A WINNA!" and kicks puppies, while sparkles fall from the sky.

And that's just the tutorial level.

You forgot to add some pollution, cannibalism, homosexuality and racism. I expect to see your revised report on my desk first thing tomorrow.

*I think a little piece of my soul just died for the second time today*

Perhaps, but you sir/ma'am forgot beastiality which would also be necessary.

 

[Naeo]

Little kids. Who you can harm.

End of story. For some reason everything else pales in comparison to hurting a little kid- if it's "rape a bunch of women" or "shoot one kid in the face", most people would choose the latter for their videogames (ignoring that they're probably guys who just want something to get off on). Or killing innocent old people- the ones who aren't pointing a gun at you or totally evil bastards. The kind-old-lady/man type of old people.

Or a war game where you save some survivors from the Nazis or the Russians or the Arabs or the insurgents or the Government or the Pillsbury Dough Boy or whoever and upon finding out that they're German/Russian/Arab/ex-gov/pastry fans you just kill them outright, preferably whilst one/some/all of them is/are crying and screaming in horror.

So basically, any depiction of what war is actually like. Shoot someone and they start screaming and begging for mercy, but you shoot and kill them again. Killing POW's, killing civilians, etc etc, but only so long as you have to actually be there to see them die.

Because it doesn't matter how realistic the violence is, really. It's how the person reacts to it/who they are. A little kid getting killed, even if they're armed to the teeth, will be seen as worse than some middle aged guy walking down the street who gets killed. A marine- a normal marine- who's shaken from the moment you close in and who begs for mercy will be more real and more frightening than a burly chunk of space marine thundering towards you who begs for mercy after emptying a clip at you and being downed. God dammit, that guy was trying to kill you.

Reactions > gore. Hell, you can have no blood, as long as the people are beaten senseless and begging for mercy/their family is watching/etc, and they are preferably non-combatants, then you've got controversy that Jack Thompson only wishes he could hold a candle to. Scratch that, more controversy than a party where Religion met up with George Carlin and had a nice long talk could hold a candle to.

Or you actually play as the Nazis/Russians/Arabs/Government/Ghostbusters/etc.

 

[stompythebeast]

a game were you the protagonist can or are bisexual or gay; can kill children; can rape women or men; and...hmm, out of ideas...

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Man I saw this thread and this idea popped into my head immediately.

Imagine if you will, a door, a door thats in the vicinity of a place that's adjacent to a location, you look behind this strange door to find, SOME DAMN JEWS! Quick kill them all in the new SMASH hit, Hitler: Rising.

Just on a side note I don't hate jews just meant to be funny.

 

[phwbt]

Oh look, a deaf blind and dumb orphan child missing both arms who can in no way resist. I suppose I'll just rape you now. And then kill you. And then rape you again. And once I've raped you in every way possible, I'll let your corpse rot a little, and proceed to make sweet sweet love to the newly created rotten orifices contained within your fetid corpse.

All while a stout Japanese man in a diaper yells "YOU A WINNA!" and kicks puppies, while sparkles fall from the sky.

And that's just the tutorial level.

You forgot to add some pollution, cannibalism, homosexuality and racism. I expect to see your revised report on my desk first thing tomorrow.

*I think a little piece of my soul just died for the second time today*

Perhaps, but you sir/ma'am forgot beastiality which would also be necessary.

Response #1: Touche!

Response #2: What's wrong with beastiality?

(I'm not sure how much soul I want left)

 

[1337mokro]

All it needs is a "Made in Japan" sticker and we are done.

Have you seen what kind of stuff comes out of that country, it would make a World War I veteran puke his guts out.

 

[Mr Sunday Night]

Man I saw this thread and this idea popped into my head immediately.

Imagine if you will, a door, a door thats in the vicinity of a place that's adjacent to a location, you look behind this strange door to find, SOME DAMN JEWS! Quick kill them all in the new SMASH hit, Hitler: Rising.

Just on a side note I don't hate jews just meant to be funny.

Haha, brilliant. And you get bosses like Winston Churchill or the sneaky Oscar Schindler.

Or Tom Cruise wearing an eye patch...