Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing

[TheLefty]

Give birth, breath underwater or in space, walk through walls, and be found attractive normal girls.

 

[TAGM]

Well, I can't wiggle my ears, and I can't roll my R's. Which is really fucking iritating (The second one, that is.)

 

[Sh0ckFyre]

I cannot do the following:
1. Push ups.
2. Move faster than a slow walk for more than 20 seconds.
3. Get my ex-girlfriend back.
4. Read books.

 

[Yomandude]

I'm physically incapable of: whistling, curving my tongue into a U, and getting laid.

Smelling.

I was born without a sense of smell. From what I've been told, it's pretty rare. So, I'm special... yay?

Can't complain, though. Better than having no vision or hearing.

D'you mind if I call you Helen Smeller from now on?
EDIT: Oh gosh, did I really just say that?

 

[Deonysus]

The day I realized that I can get both my legs behind my head, that day I also realized that getting them out of that mostly uncomfortable position was nearly impossibly..

OT: I can only whistle in one octave.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

This:


seriously i find it impossible

 

[SpAc3man]

Barrel rolls. I cant do them.

 

[YawningAngel]

Anything at all involving flexibility.

 

[The-Bad-Blooded]

I can wiggle my left-ear but not my right.
I have hitchhiker's thumb on my right hand but not my left.
I cannot snap my fingers (at least, not as loud as to be called snapping)
and I cannot do pushups, but I think it's more of an upper-body thing.

 

[Accountfailed]

2 things

one is get up on time in the morning

and the other, oddly enough is that I have never EVER been able to touch my toes, even when I was a young boy D:

 

[blankedboy]

I can never ever win in a arm wrestle. No this does if I arm wrestle a child, I mean I still lose to someone around who is age 16 or 17.

Same. I've been beaten by 9 and 10 year olds.

 

[PeePantz]

While I can surprisingly do a number of things listed i.e. wiggling my ears, touching my toes, whistling, snapping my fingers, pushups, and putting my legs behind my head, I cannot wink with my left eye. It is physically impossible. I try and try and try but it will forever allude me.

 

[Aiedail256]

Sit ups, R-rolling, and putting my legs behind my head. That last one is sort of a downer because I used to be able to

It's weird, though, because I'm pretty darn flexible everywhere else. For example, I can link hands behind my back both ways and, in that stretch where you stand on one leg, grab your foot and pull it up and back towards your rear, I can bring my foot all the way up to touching it and literally not feel a stretch at all, also on both sides.

 

[Uber Evil]

I can't roll my R's. Whenever I try it comes out either as "Hurdle Durdle," or "Errrrrrrrrr."

Also, I can't do a pull up, no matter how hard I try. I'm not sure if it's because my forearms are to weak or if I just have a terrible grip, all thought I'm leaning towards the grip since I have a hard time just hanging from the bar and normally fall off the moment I try to. :/

I can't either, which sucks when you are trying to learn German.

I'm physically incapable of: whistling, curving my tongue into a U, and getting laid.

Smelling.

I was born without a sense of smell. From what I've been told, it's pretty rare. So, I'm special... yay?

Can't complain, though. Better than having no vision or hearing.

D'you mind if I call you Helen Smeller from now on?

I actually laughed out loud at that.

 

[thedevilscousin]

Whistling, flaring my nostrils

Actually, i am able to laugh like Mark Hamill in Batman: The Animated Series, so i have something to be proud of

 

[sora91111]

Climbing a rockwall. Most fences sure, Rope yay, but you put a rockwall in front of me I'm not goin anywhere.

 

[The Red Spy]

As the title says, what can you physically not do?

Me, I can't do push-ups. I'm double jointed in my elbow and possibly my wrists, so I can't bend them the way you have to in order to do a push up. My double-jointedness is also why I can't do bench press.

It's called Hypermobility, I've got it in my arms [http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv266/LemonkaUE/Random/P1050276.jpg] and supposedly spine. It looks good, but supposedly raises your risk of osteoarthritis in life.

I have trouble with sit ups, it feel like the base of my spine almost extrudes to much and takes all my weight when I sit forwards, instead of letting my hips help ditribute the weight.