Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing

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MissDK

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Walk in a straight line.. my ex was nice enough to beat me to the point where my brain got all messed up.. So now my balance sucks.. Oh well...
 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Denamic said:
Resist spewing sarcasm.
If an opportunity presents itself in any conversation, I've made a sarcastic remark before I even have time to register what was said.
This, I've done more verbal back pedaling than I care to admit.

Standing on my right leg for any about of time before my ankle gives me the finger.
 
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imnotparanoid said:
ninjastovall0 said:
Pointing at things and them blowing up, trust me i tried....it would make so happy:(
Its all in the wrist
*points at cat*
*boom*
see!
OT:work
I know, but my wrists had to be surgically removed due to a freak yachting accident. I can whistle, at least.
Also, I cannot touch my toes. My arms and legs are pretty flexible, more so than most people, but I cannot bend my spine to save my life.
 

bushwhacker2k

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Pull-ups, I have suspected that I may be doing them wrong, but I hold myself up and my arms simply don't pull up any higher. It's not a feeling of reaching my limits and having to stop, it's that my arms just don't pull me up like I want to.

I am also double-jointed with many bones, though the term itself may be a misnomer as I suspect it just means that your joint is loosened and thus you have a wider range of motion.
 

Ickorus

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Nimcha said:
Putting my leg behind my head. I'm not very bendy. :(
I can do that, watch!

Maybe not

somebody mind calling me an ambulance?

OT:

I can't tell the difference between similar colours.
 

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Paksenarrion said:
I can't do Parkour...

...but I *can* do Office Parkour!

Holy crap, I was in a really bad mood, and then I saw this. Thank you, and I mean that sincerely.
Also, after playing Assassin's Creed, every time I saw a wall, I could only think of how I'd scale it. I have a feeling I would have ended up like Andy.
OT: I could never run a mile in under five minutes.
*Eats another cookie*
 

smithy_2045

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I cannot get close to touching my toes without bending my legs. Hell, I can barely reach past my knees.
 

Levi93

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I can't cross my eyes, I've had scarred muscle tissue removed from behind both my eyes.
 

SimuLord

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NekoiHiokans said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
Fighting off a ninja.

Wiggling my ears.

Doing my taxes correctly.
I think everyone is physically incapable of doing that last one. ^_^
Not true---I've been doing mine for 15 years and have five years experience doing other people's. In the board game of life, I'm the one who's read the inside front cover of the box.

On-topic, I can't run---my knees are shot and I have a heart condition. I can't throw a fastball faster than 50 mph (severe shoulder injury at 14 that never healed properly). And I'm pretty sure I can't knock out one of the Klitschko brothers even if you bound their hands behind their backs.
 

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DuctTapeJedi said:
Paksenarrion said:
I can't do Parkour...

...but I *can* do Office Parkour!

Holy crap, I was in a really bad mood, and then I saw this. Thank you, and I mean that sincerely.
Also, after playing Assassin's Creed, every time I saw a wall, I could only think of how I'd scale it. I have a feeling I would have ended up like Andy.
OT: I could never run a mile in under five minutes.
*Eats another cookie*
I will bet you 9001 cookies that you can Office Parkour a mile with me in under five days.

PARKOUR!!!