Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing

[leviathanmisha]

As the title says, what can you physically not do?

Me, I can't do push-ups. I'm double jointed in my elbow and possibly my wrists, so I can't bend them the way you have to in order to do a push up. My double-jointedness is also why I can't do bench press.

 

[Nimcha]

Putting my leg behind my head. I'm not very bendy.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Fighting off a ninja.

Wiggling my ears.

Doing my taxes correctly.

 

[Udain]

Fly, lick my elbow.

Wiggle my left ear...

 

[leviathanmisha]

Fighting off a ninja.

Wiggling my ears.

Doing my taxes correctly.

I think everyone is physically incapable of doing that last one. ^_^

 

[thenoblitt]

bending my left wrist

 

[Merkavar]

licking my elbow

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I cant run marathons or do gymnastics

 

[JezebelinHell]

Whistling or spitting. I don't really try with the spitting but I have had lots of people try to teach me to whistle and I just can't do it. :/

 

[Brandon237]

Lick my elbow, gruesomely and oddly fascinatingly contort my eyebrows. I know of people who can do these... My eye-brow friend is more animated than a damn cartoon character.

 

[Geekiest]

Whistling. The roof of my mouth is oddly shaped, making whistling impossible.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Standing up for prolonged periods of time.
Admittedly, I am wearing a hiking bag most days at college just to carry all of my work in... but yeah.

 

[retrofish18]

I can't menstruate

 

[Jedamethis]

Whistling. As hard as I try...

I think that's about it, apart from the obvious ones like not being able to fly or become the King of Belarus when I snap my fingers.

 

[Ekit]

Breastfeeding.

 

[gabe12301]

Any thing is possible if you put your mind to it.Unless Chuck Norris can't do it...and flying....and breathing in space....and lifting a train.....beating ninja gaiden 2 on the hardest difficulty without getting harmed in any way.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I can't do Parkour...

...but I *can* do Office Parkour!

 

[Serenegoose]

As I found out at a convention last year, I cannot stand for more than 5 hours and expect to be able to walk the next day or 3 without serious, prescription level painkillers. I'm only -currently- physically incapable of this. If I get more fit and actually take the painkillers I've been prescribed to reduce swelling in my joints then it shouldn't be a problem.