Things that you do in games that could get you in jail IRL.

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tankgunner92

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Probably barging into peoples home breaking all their pottery with a sword stealing are their money, randomly attacking chickens, stealing a priceless sword from a ancient church, breaking into the royal castle, oh and stealing the wind sock from some random airport.
i guess you realize what game i am talking about right?
 

lacktheknack

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Play Just Cause. Not only would that get me in trouble IRL, but parachutes don't respawn like that IRL...
 

Hazy

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Cpt_Oblivious said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Cpt_Oblivious said:
Public Indecency
Somebody has been playing Saints Row 2..
No, actually. I played through most of Fable naked.
Ahh.. Then my mistake.
I just pictured the Flashing Minigame in Saints Row 2 when I read that ^_^
I need this game.
No better way to spend your time than running around the mall in a flashers coat with a Crown on your head while Gothic Girls take pictures. I want to go on the record by saying That is all from experience.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

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NoMoreSanity said:
Slashing people in half in Prototype with a giant blade growing out of your arm.
This, or firing spikes out of the ground all around you, I'm pretty sure that would piss off the police :D
 

I III II X4

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Theft, smuggling, murder, traffic violations, assault, abduction....now, I know I'm forgetting something, but what?
 

AngloDoom

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I buried a man under a pile of cars, and then set them on fire, all because he looked like he was following someone and I attempted to prevent a possible murder.

There's no law for that, right?


EDIT - Also, stealing from a blind priest on Oblivion.
 

Boxpopper

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Well let's see what I've done... I've saved the world from multiple fiascos (that all somehow happened at once) such as foiling a plot for the Necromancers to take over and keeping demons from raping this plane of existence... so the cops ought to forget about my affiliations with some scary gothic cult that murders people for money... right? Or that secret grey mask I wear sometimes when its cold...
Otherwise I've spent hours on Garry's Mod shooting people in the face over and over, trapping people in cages with alien monsters, lining said cage with machine guns and filling the cage with hot bulletty death... Oh and I've set off loads of nuclear weapons.
And don't forget the time I was running around Miami and LA shooting random people, and being part of a gang, and running a secret drug operation, oh and I probably have some serious war crimes to answer to (Yuri should have warned me about using tesla coils...)
 

Fireyredmullet

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i dont think the government would appreciate me stealing their top secret blue flying homing exploding turtle shell and then hurling it off the back of a go kart like its a banana peel...
 

Deleric

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I'm pretty sure running around in a pink suit and sucking everybody off could get you 5 to 10.
 

Adam

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Essentialiy everything in any morality based game, because I head straight for the stupidly evil stuff. If I did a fraction of the things I do ina game... say knights of the old republic, then id be locked up and exectued as soon as the judge even glanced at the rap sheet.
 

NotAPie

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I would not only go to jail for the things I do in games....
I'd end up in a nice white room with a very tight jacket.
U NO WUT I M-*ahem*
You know what I mean?