Things that you do in games that could get you in jail IRL.
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Is crouching behind certain female characters, and getting a good look at their uhm... rump... considered illegal in real life?
Yes, I can be a pervert like that, think I need help?
Yes, I can be a pervert like that, think I need help?
... or Morrowind, in which people will *all* comment on your nudity if you're naked, but will behave normally if you're wearing ... shoes ... a belt ... a shield ... a magic ring ...xxhazyshadowsxx said:
"Put that away." "Cover yourself. Noone wants to see that!" "I haven't seen one of those in a long time." Put what away? See what? One of what?This is also a game in which it's okay to kill the guy trying to beat you to death for stealing his rice. I was amazed he cared. I'd been stripping the contents of crates and barrels in busy streets in broad daylight the whole time and noone had said anything, then he suddenly came at me from across the street in the rain in the middle of the night, bent on murder.
Weird people, anyway. You can walk up and ask one what causes the hideous plague and they'll tell you it's from being outside in a blight storm, but there's no button for "So what the **** are you doing outside in a blight storm when you own a perfectly good house ten paces away?"
I've been blowing away the chickens in the racist blue-supremacist yes that's right you heard me I said blue slave-driving evil b*****d empire-building smug scum's town in another game and NOONE CARES. Then again, why should they? Wait a minute and there'll be a brief appearance by purple fog and another chicken. This would be wonderful if anyone here needed to eat.
What else? Well, lots of killing, obviously. Also blowing up Hallibu*ahem* Trade Federation scanner stations, testing new weapon systems on real live enemies (which is fine if you're US, Israeli or allied but illegal if you're in Geneva), shooting escape pods (with which I get away because I kill lots more pirates in their ships, thereby clearing my legal status), dropping the drugs on the floor right in front of the random guard so that the shopkeeper will do business with me, forgetting them, coming back from the next raid, selling my loot, picking up the drugs again and walking out with them in front of a guard who might possibly have blinked in that time, pillaging archaeological sites, some quite determined efforts to exterminate what ought to be endangered species but somehow keep coming back, wandering into the afore-mentioned blue-supremacists' torture chambers and dissolving the torturers and executioners with low-level acid streams even though I could one-shot them with lightning, collecting the small grubs of giant ants and taking them to a woman who turns them inside out, setting dynamite next to anything that looks important, planting land-mines, smashing up crypts, destroying bridges, causing huge amounts of pollution by destroying fuel depots, failing to report the carbon emissions under the cap-and-trade scheme, failing to report my income from all that looting, flying around in a stolen Nazi jet without a licence or flight-plan, sabotaging spacecraft, causing a nuclear explosion and genocide, aided and abetted by my cavalry's utter refusal to attack the enemy king when there are civilians, temples, houses, fields of cabbages and so on to destroy first, allowing the enemy king to flee and throw all his villagers at me, then resign, instead of just getting his head hacked apart and his corpse trampled into the bloodied earth.
I don't think I'd be in any trouble for what I did in SimCity2000. Other than that, in the words of Dana Scully, I was a bad girl.
Nothing since I would never get caught!
On second thought. Rapeing two daughters and a mother in Rapelay would prolly do it.
On second thought. Rapeing two daughters and a mother in Rapelay would prolly do it.
Nothing, i am a model citizen. I even drive at the speed limit in gta
unless murder, genocide on oblivion (i just dont like orcs, so shoot me), stealing and sacrificing my wives to the temple of shadows count which in my opinion dont.
unless murder, genocide on oblivion (i just dont like orcs, so shoot me), stealing and sacrificing my wives to the temple of shadows count which in my opinion dont.
Most of the articles in various books of Criminal Law probably. =D
Although I don't have any games in the GTA mold, most RPGs amount to similar behaviour anyway.
Although I don't have any games in the GTA mold, most RPGs amount to similar behaviour anyway.
