Things to do before you die

[everfreeDragon]

I'd love to lose my right arm to have it replaced by a superior prosthetic arm.
now a bit more serious.
Become a Youtube partner and be able to call it my job.
Use my status as a partner to make money off a few ideas I have for cartoons.
Get baptised as a Jehovah's Witness. (Getting there.)
Get to see my girlfriend face to face. (Working on this one.)
Get Married to her. (This one will be achieved not long after the previous one.)
See the first human being on Mars even if just on TV. (This is one of the things I care most about in this world.)
Travel to many places.

That's all I can think of right now.

 

[oreopizza47]

Skydiving is one of my things, though it may be my last if I'm unlucky.
A current goal which is almost at fruition is starting a Youtube series.
Get into a serious relationship.
Get a pet cat (might cause problems because I'm allergic, but damned if I'm not gonna try).
Live to see the definitive discovery of the existence/nonexistence of God (I'm tired of the debate, I wanna see a real answer in my lifetime).

That's all I'm putting here.

 

[trophykiller]

Learn magic. Not your stupid "pull a rabbit out of a hat", I'm talking fireballs from my fingers and legions of angels at my command.

Yes, it could happen, though it is a difficult process and I'll probably master it after half-life 3 comes out.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I have a bucket list
-Write a book
-Make a video game
-Have a relationship with someone of the opposite sex
-Have a relationship with someone of the same sex
-Catch 'em all
-Become good at guitar and be guitarist and/or possibly singer for a moderately successful rock/metal band
-Get better at singing
-Protest (maybe lead into a riot)
-Get in a fight (like an MMA fight) and win
-Be less than 200 lbs.
-Live in New Zealand
-Go to Norway
-Skydive
-Bungie Jump

Thats about all I can come up with

EDIT: other ideas which I have stolen from people because I didnt think of them! Sword fight and be able to use magic, I want fireballs dammit.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Have a sword fight
See how long I could last against an MMA fighter
Travel the world
Lose virginity
Become a black belt in Kickboxing
Help in the design of a game
Have a son and train him to become a better me, my living legacy and start off my dynasty
A robot arm that lets me shoot out lightning

 

[CoverYourHead]

Sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

That is all.

 

[trophykiller]

Blow up a church. Its the last thing to do on my bucketlist. When im really old and just about too old to whipe my own ass. BOOOM! right during whatever time they have the most people there.

Clearly you have never met the majority of people who go to churches. They're usually quite nice people, but that 1% makes them look bad. One bad apple ruins the bunch.

Just like the super-atheists who feel it nessesary to be a d!ck to anyone who *might* believe in a higher power are just angering the bible beaters(whilst conversly making the normal, sane ones to look bad), thus causing the super-atheists to think theyre right and do it some more, thus making a vicious circle.

Way to go.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Punch the following people in the face:

Spoiler: Reduced for long pent up rage

-Larry the Cable Guy- Ignorange should not be glorified
-Glenn Beck- Yeah, I prefer truth to fear mongering, thanks...
-Bill O'Reilly- See above
-Ann Coulter- "Women shouldn't vote!?" Are you joking?
-You know what? Everyone at Fox "News"...
-Richard Dawkins- If you don't like fundementalist Christians, go complain to them. I don't harass atheists, it's not too much to ask that the favor's returned.
-Christopher Hitchens- See above
-Seth McFarlan- I don't even... No, this requires no explanation.

EDIT: Just wanted to make note, I'm actually a pacifist, and have never been in a fight. I don't want to punch these people, so much as tell them off. So yeah, punch them with words.

Then you are not a pacifist. Being a pacifist means facing the world unarmed and undefended. If you fight with words you fight just as if with your fists. Knowledge, ideas, belief, language - each is a weapon in it's own right. Never mistake the fact that these weapons draw no blood on their own to mean that they are incapable of harm, of being used on the offense or defense.

 

[ArMartinez02]

First things off, lose my virginity,
then I want to go to Akibahara, then travel around the world, also get married and have 3 kids.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Have a sword fight

Take up fencing. It is a sport tailor made for geeks and nerds. It is also surprisingly cost effective in terms of equipment and if you choose a Salle well, even learning isn't all that expensive.

See how long I could last against an MMA fighter

Unless you are a trained fighter the answer is "not long at all". If you just want to know the limit of your endurance, I suggest boxing. It's safer and easier to come by.

Travel the world

I want to travel to the parts of the world worth fighting over. The army sent me to places to fight and none of them seemed worth the effort to me, only to those that lived there.

Lose virginity

That is a dream that most teens have. My advice is to lose it to someone you actually like. You only get one "first", and it's pretty disappointing if you give it up to the first person who offers to take it rather than someone you'd want to have it.

Become a black belt in Kickboxing

I'd put this above the MMA one. If only so you have a hope of defending yourself.

Help in the design of a game

So design a game. Don't bother with a fancy electronic one. Design a board game or a card game or a dice game.

Have a son and train him to become a better me, my living legacy and start off my dynasty
A robot arm that lets me shoot out lightning

I think the latter should come before the former.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Build a house and paint a self portrait.


Also- visit Rome, visit the Great Pyramids, scuba dive the Great Barrier Reef, retire to Hawaii, live to 100.

 

[krugerrand123]

I want to travel the world.

 

[tehfeen83]

Stop breathing.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Teach children for 40 years.
Make a difference in their lives.
See them grow up to become scientists and respected public figures.
They invent immortality and eternal youth.
Out of love and a desire to see me live forever, they slip the experimental drugs in my drink.
I become immortal and eternally young, but there are side effects:
...my chest expands, and I gain the ability to make anyone who approaches me cum buckets (man or woman) just by looking at them.
???
Profit.

 

[DarkWarriorSSJ]

Play Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[me.vicky]

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/150-list.php

Every single one on this list.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Have a sword fight

Take up fencing. It is a sport tailor made for geeks and nerds. It is also surprisingly cost effective in terms of equipment and if you choose a Salle well, even learning isn't all that expensive.

I meant with a katana since I practice using a shinai and bokuto, unfortunately having a fight with a real katana means having several limbs lopped off if I don't have armour.

Unless you are a trained fighter the answer is "not long at all". If you just want to know the limit of your endurance, I suggest boxing. It's safer and easier to come by.

I do kickboxing but no one has really tested the limits of my endurance, I can take quite a lot of pain got beaten by all my friends for my birthday (they weren't going easy) and could take all their hits.

I'd put this above the MMA one. If only so you have a hope of defending yourself.

I'm already a green belt and grading for blue belt so I'm on my way

So design a game. Don't bother with a fancy electronic one. Design a board game or a card game or a dice game.

I wanna do a fancy electronic one, because I feel the story ideas I have are better shown off as a game or anime.

I think the latter should come before the former.

It probably will unfortunately I WANT MY ROBOT ARM!!

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Punch the following people in the face:

Spoiler: Reduced for long pent up rage

-Larry the Cable Guy- Ignorange should not be glorified
-Glenn Beck- Yeah, I prefer truth to fear mongering, thanks...
-Bill O'Reilly- See above
-Ann Coulter- "Women shouldn't vote!?" Are you joking?
-You know what? Everyone at Fox "News"...
-Richard Dawkins- If you don't like fundementalist Christians, go complain to them. I don't harass atheists, it's not too much to ask that the favor's returned.
-Christopher Hitchens- See above
-Seth McFarlan- I don't even... No, this requires no explanation.

EDIT: Just wanted to make note, I'm actually a pacifist, and have never been in a fight. I don't want to punch these people, so much as tell them off. So yeah, punch them with words.

Then you are not a pacifist. Being a pacifist means facing the world unarmed and undefended. If you fight with words you fight just as if with your fists. Knowledge, ideas, belief, language - each is a weapon in it's own right. Never mistake the fact that these weapons draw no blood on their own to mean that they are incapable of harm, of being used on the offense or defense.

Being a pacifist means that you don't engage in violence, not that you always agree with people. If pacifists never argued with people, there'd be no diplomacy, which is kind of their thing...

 

[KefkaCultist]

Sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.

That is all.

added to my list