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phantasmalWordsmith

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I want to punch one person in particular in the face, breaking his nose hopefully. I want to knock him to the ground so that I can stand above him while I tell him everything that's wrong with him and why I hate him so much.

If I can do that, I'll die happy
 

Jester00

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Urgh76 said:
May sound stupid, but I swear upon everything that I believe on that it will get done.

Walk across 49 of the 50 states in the U.S. without any form of transportation, which includes everything from a monorail to a unicycle

I will do this
stupid? that sounds great.

i wanna buy a fast car and drive from munich to berlin in two hours. not to hard for me, germany is probably the best country to drive 300 km/h without breaking the laws.
 

Sinspiration

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Design and release a mind-blowing rpg on the level of the old classics (such as Legend of Dragoon, FF7, that sort of thing). Something that will be talked about, loved by one majority and hated by the other, but there'll always be people begging for a remake.

The rest is negotiable.
 

Atheist.

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I'd like to complete this list. http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-04/01-04-40-things.htm
 

Eclectic Dreck

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DuctTapeJedi said:
Eclectic Dreck said:
DuctTapeJedi said:
Punch the following people in the face:

-Larry the Cable Guy- Ignorange should not be glorified
-Glenn Beck- Yeah, I prefer truth to fear mongering, thanks...
-Bill O'Reilly- See above
-Ann Coulter- "Women shouldn't vote!?" Are you joking?
-You know what? Everyone at Fox "News"...
-Richard Dawkins- If you don't like fundementalist Christians, go complain to them. I don't harass atheists, it's not too much to ask that the favor's returned.
-Christopher Hitchens- See above
-Seth McFarlan- I don't even... No, this requires no explanation.

EDIT: Just wanted to make note, I'm actually a pacifist, and have never been in a fight. I don't want to punch these people, so much as tell them off. So yeah, punch them with words.
Then you are not a pacifist. Being a pacifist means facing the world unarmed and undefended. If you fight with words you fight just as if with your fists. Knowledge, ideas, belief, language - each is a weapon in it's own right. Never mistake the fact that these weapons draw no blood on their own to mean that they are incapable of harm, of being used on the offense or defense.
Being a pacifist means that you don't engage in violence, not that you always agree with people. If pacifists never argued with people, there'd be no diplomacy, which is kind of their thing...
Pacifism is about non-violence. One can argue without force. But to assert that you want to punch someone with words is to say that you want to do harm with language. This is what I take issue with.

There are of course lesser forms of pacifism that espouse non-aggression rather than non-violence. I think there needs to be a term distinguishing between the two in much the same way one can be a vegetarian or vegan, with vegetarian being the less rigorous of the two.
 

AwesomeExpress

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I'd like to travel to various countries in Europe (starting with Ireland and Austria), go sky diving, meet more celebrities (I'm at three so far), and start my own business.
 

Dana22

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Have an homosexual intercourse, I guess. Then you might always die with a regret of what you missed :D
 

ZeroAE

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Have sex with the person I love , who currently is....
"Rolls the wheel of love"
Sempai!
D oh!
 

DuctTapeJedi

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Eclectic Dreck said:
DuctTapeJedi said:
Just wanted to make note, I'm actually a pacifist, and have never been in a fight. I don't want to punch these people, so much as tell them off. So yeah, punch them with words.
A snip from my original post.

Dude, why are we even arguing about this? Let's just call it quits.

 

ldbmikey86

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I dunno. I'm just gonna continue the musical journey with whatever band I'm in at the time until that time comes. And it may sound a bit cheesy, but it's always been a dream of mine to play on Letterman or Conan, or maybe Jimmy Kimmel Live.

And I know my current band isn't exactly a 'mainstream' sound (heavily influenced by Ween), but I feel good about where it's going and we're playing our first show on Feb 4th.

And my friend and I were talking about this and I think we can all agree with Dane Cook on at least this one thing, even if we might not like the guy: we want to be part of a huge well-planned heist before we die (well, guys do at least).
One huge score that makes it so you never have to do work again and can just kick back and relax in pseudo-retirement, eh?
 

wooty

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Visit Japan and China, one of these is coming reality this coming June.

The other thing I'd love to do before I die, is the red head girl who works on the shoe section at work, then I could pass away in a good mood.
 

TheMariner

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Skydive
Perform a piano instrumental of my own composition
Set foot on all seven continents
Set foot on another celestial body
Reach 88 mph in a Delorean so I can see the serious $#*!
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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See the stars of the constellation Draco

Travel to a pacific island other than Hawaii (mostly so the ghost of an archaeology professor I had won't haunt me)

Make a positive impact

Become stronger (physically, and in other ways too, strength doesn't necessarily always mean physical) and use that strength to help others become stronger.
 

loc978

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Silent observer said:
Fly

But, properly. Not sitting next to dozens of other people in a noisy plane for 8-10 hours.


Actually fly.
Me too... and I know exactly how I want to do it:

Also, a threesome with Japanese twins. Damn Austin Powers for putting that one in my head.
 

CrazyDave DC

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Urgh76 said:
May sound stupid, but I swear upon everything that I believe on that it will get done.

Walk across 49 of the 50 states in the U.S. without any form of transportation, which includes everything from a monorail to a unicycle

I will do this
What about Alaska? When you walk across that state, will you take a plane or car through Canada to get to the others? Or how about Hawaii? Swimming from island to island would be quite tough, though seriously awesome and badass upon reflection. Though maybe Hawaii is that one state you're not going to travel across. Still though, this is quite an awesome thing to do before you die, I must say.