Things to say when Jehovah's Witnesses are on your doorstep

[the wako kid]

what if they had fenrir and the midgar serpent?

They wouldn't.

why not? because pandas are endangered?i think they could have the midgar serpent if they wanted...

 

[Ren3004]

"Hold on, let me get the pitchfork."

Or alternatively, "Sweetie! Mop up the blood, we have visitors."

 

[Ambient]

'I've been wondering. If I grab your daughter's arm and throw her in the path that on coming truck over there, would you stop me or would you let me do it since it could be the will of your god?'

 

[DaturasFire]

@googooguru Love that video, would like to one day recreate it somewhere