Things We've Learnt From Gaming

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

Eating a sandvich makes everything okay again.

Shotguns are horrible unless 2 inches away from a person.

Someone will fall in love with you if you repeat an expression they like.

 

[oppp7]

most of my vocab is from random video games.
on a dif note: u can carry grenades, rocket launchers, machine guns, shotguns, pistols, several other guns, and all the ammo for them if ur haircut is wierd enough.

 

[wordsmith]

When involved in a gunfight, it is wise not to take cover behind:

1) Nuclear powered cars
2) Boxes marked "explosive"

 

[happysock]

America will be first to colonize space, America will also win evry war thrown at them.
Jokey/ America was the only country in WW2

 

[Deleted]

The larger the boobs on a chick, the better fighter she is.
Inversely, the smaller the boobs, the better mage.

you know you're progressing through a building towards your destination if the wallpaper changes.

Open ever treasure chest you find because there is always something good inside it.

 

[Shadowfaze]

That herbs magicaly reattach your severed limbs.

 

[dark-amon]

O I've learned so much.
-people can jump several times their own height, even when standing still.
-People don't care if you come into their house and brake vases and take stuff.
-driving glowing liquids into your bloodsystem gives you powers.
-Don't worry, there's gotta be a checkpoint somewhere.
-Ending up fighting something powerful? Well that means you're on the right way to whatever it is your supouse to do.

And so much more... then the logic kicks in and the world turn grey and dull again

 

[Twilight_guy]

The world is actually a linear series of corridors designed to give you the illusion of freedom.
Everything that you will ever need in life can be found lying around somewhere waiting for you to pick it up.
Collecting things is fun!
The bigger and shinier an object is, the more important it is.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Don't trust Irishmen named after Greek gods.

 

[Magnatek]

Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

Real:

Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.

Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

Real:

Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.

Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.

That is the last words of a zombie or a ninja victim. Expect the unexpected

 

[Dark marauder]

If you die you can just reload a save file

 

[WafflesandBacon]

dont trust robots who promise cake

 

[Magnatek]

Joke: Something funny can always be made funnier by replacing it with a cow.

Real:

Never go around a corner without checking it for zombies/enemies/ninja's first.

Take out the zombies and ninjas in this comment and you're set.

That is the last words of a zombie or a ninja victim. Expect the unexpected

I was just saying an ordinary scenario. If that changes, my garage has plenty of things to take zombies out (not too sure about ninjas, though).

 

[wilted_orchid]

That games where you must press X to not die are frequently not worth their weight in salt and that little purple dragons can do big things.

 

[kotorfan04]

That you can go on a killing spree and blow up hundreds of cars but if you sleep in your bed it all goes away. (GTA 4)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

-That the best solution to a 12 year war against a subterreanean menace is bombing the shit outa them, and the flooding their tunnels.

On the same note, the solution to every fire fight is chest high walls and alot of bullets.

-That You call fall hundreds of feet but you will be ok if you land in some hey

-Nothing beats the lightsaber

 

[traceur_]

A woman's probability of survival is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she is wearing.

 

[Meemaimoh]

The Sims:

If you're going to have a house without a smoke detector, don't put the only phone next to the fireplace.