Things We've Learnt From Gaming
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pirates vs ninjas is as epic as it sounds,especially if a guy with a traffic cone on his head joins the fight with a chainsaw.
I also learned that if you go back in time and look like an assassin and jump around roofs like a assassin you wont be thought of as an assassin but as a monk since you were a white robe.
also in the future sentient robots will either be sassy, have a dark humor, or be evil no other personalities.
also in the future sentient robots will either be sassy, have a dark humor, or be evil no other personalities.
If there's something you want in the center of an empty room, you'll have to fight for it.
Forest animals have money. Kill them.
People don't mind your home invasion and looting. Your immediate neighbors have everything you need to start your journey. Just check their cabinets.
Old men give advice, and young women give directions, unless they're temple maidens and then they usually have stuff to give you.
Really tough people have stacks of stuff outside their doors to make the fight fairer, like healing items and ammo.
All large doors are locked with really large keys in really large chests. Why these chests are out in the open, nobody knows.
Ramps get you where you want to go faster, and won't destroy your car.
Running over turtles will make you wipe out, as will banana peels.
Other racers in go-karts have teleportation devices. You do not.
All fighters perform at peak efficiency until they are knocked out. This is a swift and immediate occurrence.
It's a lot harder to get around town because there's too many people running aimlessly or spinning in place.
The sky has flying penises in it.
Breasts exhibit perfect elasticity. If disturbed, they stop moving due to wind resistance.
Evil people always have bigger weapons than you do.
The princess is always in another castle.
Forest animals have money. Kill them.
People don't mind your home invasion and looting. Your immediate neighbors have everything you need to start your journey. Just check their cabinets.
Old men give advice, and young women give directions, unless they're temple maidens and then they usually have stuff to give you.
Really tough people have stacks of stuff outside their doors to make the fight fairer, like healing items and ammo.
All large doors are locked with really large keys in really large chests. Why these chests are out in the open, nobody knows.
Ramps get you where you want to go faster, and won't destroy your car.
Running over turtles will make you wipe out, as will banana peels.
Other racers in go-karts have teleportation devices. You do not.
All fighters perform at peak efficiency until they are knocked out. This is a swift and immediate occurrence.
It's a lot harder to get around town because there's too many people running aimlessly or spinning in place.
The sky has flying penises in it.
Breasts exhibit perfect elasticity. If disturbed, they stop moving due to wind resistance.
Evil people always have bigger weapons than you do.
The princess is always in another castle.
Hitting a banana peel whilst driving causes your car to do several 360's while still going in the right direction, only slower for a while.