Things We've Learnt From Gaming

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RemoteControlRox

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traceur_ said:
A woman's probability of survival is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing she is wearing.
Got to it before I could. And with almost the exact same wording I was going to use!

Food will cure any injury.
If there's a spotlight, by no means should you let it catch you.
 

Phoenix Arrow

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Aura Guardian said:
Arrows on the ground aren't speed boosts.
They aren't? Crash Team Racing lied to me.
FFXI taught me that it's just as easy to carry 12 bars of steel as it is to wear a hat.
 

wasalp

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bullets can pass threw walls due to the fact that the person shooting has a slightly lower brain speed then you and that god, who wants to help everybody, warps the time line to accommodate them.(tf2,LAG COMPENSATION)
 

w-Jinksy

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When the zombie apocalypse comes survivors will group into 4 man cells and bullets will not hurt anyone unless their infected.

if you have a metal baseball bat you can double jump

punching someone in the face will kill them quicker than a high caliber assault rifle

spec ops units never use knives and never engage into hand to hand

swords do more damage than guns

pistols do more damage than miniguns

flying a helicopter is nearly impossible unless your a leader of a all purple wearing gang or a genetic mutant that can shapeshift

you can shoot someone and as long as you say yield they will forgive you and forget all about being shot.
 

asteroth21nox

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How to budget with sim city, that shooter games are way too populer, that a truely good rpg is hard to come by, that there always have to be tits somewhere, about animals from zoo games and sim safari, that our deffinition is ill defined most of the time, and that left 4 dead on line is the shit.
 

Macgyvercas

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Being the stalwart hero of the land overrules societies petty ownership laws.
Always aim for the head.
Hook-shot arms are awesome.
The cake is a lie.
 

Daedalus1942

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Gilbert Munch said:
Basically, a thread to discuss things you learnt from gaming. If you want, list one 'jokey' thing and something that it actually taught you. To get the proverbial ball rolling...

Shooting a man 5 times point blank in the head wont kill him, but one to the foot will finish him for good.

AND

I learnt a considerable amount of information about animals from the Zoo Tycoon encyclopedia.

So - your turn.
Jumping off 90 storie buildings, and landing in the streets below with no shattered bones or head trauma is perfectly normal.

In all seriousness though, when aiming with an M16 Assault rifle in games and in real life, you should use short bursts. Alot more accurate, and you don't lose control of the firearm.
 

Mundjra95

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Barely touching animals in a vehicle will kill them instantly. (FC2)
Fall damage isn't real.
 

Asickorphan

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All Your Base Are Belong To Us!!!!!!!!!!

1 bolt of plasma doesn't burn through your body at all it takes out only your shields

If a nuke is above your base a scary voice from a cyber lady will say "Nuclear launch detected!"

people with crowns on there heads mean if u stab them enough they will fall unconceous and gt bak up with 10% health!!! (even though the burger king didn't)

We learn stuff every day don't we!!!!!!! (n_n)
 

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Tempest Fennac said:
I learnt that barrel rolls can deflect enemy lazers while not disorientating humanoid foxes at all.
Life would be easier if you just tried a somersault.

"What the heck?"

Never get a good lead in a race, trail in 2nd and then steal the lead.

If you sell your super strong adamant jewel sword to the Local Shop, you can't buy it back because the instantly resold it.

Speaking of stores, all items decrease in value by the same amount except for gold which has the same buy/sell value.

Clouds following you won't have a silver lining, just falling spikey shell monsters.
 

elementsoul

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Time is not a river, but rather a raging ocean.

No one else has a mike except for the screaming 8 year old child how claims to have done your mom.

You always run faster with a knife.

Sidekicks and friendly AI are only useful as a detraction if that.

Drawing your weapon means war while punching you to death doesn't even bother the city guards.