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AvsJoe

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Eat a fried tarantula.
Xyphon said:
Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.
What, like the midget from American Crude? "Want some popcorn? Hot buttery popcorn..."
 

PoweD

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jump from the building and they later land on a rail and i will die in style
 

Communist partisan

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1 destroy the world 2 kill a villege 3 own a sniper 4 turn every1 i killed too zombies and let'em to attack contrys that i don't like whith mind control 5 destroy religions i don't like 6 watch pulp ficton and the last1 7 torment george W bush to death (both of'em)and my reason is i don't like they'r hair.^^
 

BiscuitTrouser

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To try on powered armor (yes this exists)
To fly an apache gunship helecopter (future career plan)
To see the northern lights and other wonderful places in the world.
To stand alone on an old battle field.
To visit somewhere i truly believe could be haunted (have a location in mind that forfils this and the one above) Lucknow for all you war enthusiasts.
Run into a church in december 2012 and yell "FLEE PITTIFUL MORTALS, YOUR END HAS COME" sporting a blindingly powerfull light tied to my head
To be in a hot combat zone.
To visit outerspace (who doesnt want 0g for a few hours)
To free fall from the highest possible hieght while listening to "Dies Irae"

To see humanities last death throes as our pitiful race falls in the mealstrom of our own arragence and hate.... also to "Dies Irae".

Alternately this would make me happy to.

To see humanity succeed in making a utopian society.

To watch the first GARGANTUAN space ship take off while listening to the mass effect cridet song, to see humanities first floundering steps into the stars and the endless abyss.

To find extraterrestrial life with absolute proof.

To be the world leader of a united world - this is my ideal. I wish to see the end of countries and factions more than anything.

To make a decision that influences man kind for ever. To be remembered as the man who it fell to to make such a decision. To be remembered for eternity for something.
 

Hitman 43

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Rex Dark said:
...(or destroy it).
What would be the point in that? You destroy the world. You kill yourself and 6 billion other people.

That's just idiotic.
 

GrinningManiac

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Become the next Napoleon.

Go to Vietnam

Another, more detailed one, is that I wish the BNP to win the general elections, just so I have a reason to go to london with thousands of people I don't know and riot the shit out of everything

samaritan.squirrel said:
Remember the climax of Fight Club?
I want to do something like that.

wewontdie11 said:
I would like to lunge wildly at the pope.
Swim with dolphins at some point, too.
and see earth from space, forgetting "Become an astronaut at some point"

If someone else can add another injoke, I will salute them
 

Abedeus

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Build a shrine for Diablo 2, Neverwinter Nights and Heroes of Might and Magic 3. Or three shrines, one for each. Or three shrines for each. It's just that my parents would send me to a shrink if I did that.
 

Dottie

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Blow the head off a zombie.
Go to Africa.
Learn to do photography.
Make my own gun.
Build a new PC
Buy life alert
Die.

I prolly missed a lot of stuff since I put the first things that popped into my head but yeah that's about it...haha!
 

-Orgasmatron-

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Your mum.

I hope no one beat me to that one.

GrinningManiac said:
Another, more detailed one, is that I wish the BNP to win the general elections, just so I have a reason to go to london with thousands of people I don't know and riot the shit out of everything
Dude, we think alike. I want the BNP to win the next election so people will finally get angry, raise some buildings and sort shit the fuck out.
 

Chechosaurus

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I've always wanted to teach all the world to use the Shift key as well as apostrophes.

Oh, that and became the unquestioned leader of New Zealand. I don't like to fly though so I would have to drive the 12,000 miles or so that it takes to get there.
 

GodofDisaster

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There are a few things that I would like to do.

> Fire a gun, just because it would feel awesome.
> Teach Uwe Boll to make a good film....(pauses to think) It's impossible isn't it?
> To wake up to my own theme song, (I haven't decided what that song would be) but who else thinks that would be awesome.
> Create my own succesful anime.

I do realise that most of these are just dreams, but like sasquatch99 said, or to edit what he said. "A man can dream".
 

Aur0ra145

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Fly a Mig-29
Fly a Su-27
Drop napalm from an A-6
Race in the Reno Air Races (unlimited class)