Things you are sick of hearing

[Not G. Ivingname]

The Word ****** of X-box Live, at what point do I want to listen to 13 year kids call people who kill them Niggers. Good thing they have the mute option.

Why don't you just say, "Chat on Xbox Live?"

Besides the N-word and every single swear known to man, there is little else that Xbox Live chat has to offer.

 

[WanderingBiscuits]

This one is a category that a lot of people in this thread are in .

People who say "[Insert Game/Movie/Song/Whatever] hate is overrated"

Listen, People can decide to hate whatever they want to hate. It is not up to you to dictate what somebody can and can't like just because you think it is overrated.

 

[feather240]

People who suck up to corporations for making shit products.

Like all the Modern Warfare 2 defenders.

An flawed game, with ridiculous plot, very short campaign, and downright bad multiplayer.

Oh, and no dedicated servers on PC. Don't bother porting your generic brown FPS game on PC (even though CoD is somewhat of an originally PC franchise, or so some people say, I wouldn't know.) if you aren't going to offer the same things as everyone else. Nobody gives a fuck about the half-assed 3 hour campaign. Everyone plays FPS games for multiplayer, very rarely there are exceptions with a decent campaign and no multiplayer.

Either provide what's expected, or don't bother at all. Cite some bullshit pirate statistics you've just pulled out of your ass and don't port at all. Although from business point of view, most established franchises will get their assholes sucked dry despite the quality of things they release, fanboys care little about that as long as the right title is slapped on.

Not having dedicated servers on PC is almost like not having controller support on consoles.
-Certain- console players clearly don't get enough of their exclusives and shitty premade gaming systems, they have to stick their noses where they don't belong.

"Heh" three hours, someone I know saw a parody on the Onion that said MW3 would have over 1000 hours, and they believed it, and when I argued with them they brought it up for proof.

Still, if it's such a bad game why can't people seem to stop playing?

 

[Catalyst6]

Another Portal joke. Ever.

I am getting so sick of hearing about cake.

OT:
1. People who use the term "ironic" incorrectly.
2. The overuse of "fail"

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Im sick of hearing iPad adverts. And seeing them.

Seriously, they are so over the top. I know that it is a clever piece of technology (to put it lightly) but they act as if it is the pinnacle of mankinds evolution. As if this is it, this is the point we've been working towards.

'It's already a revolution...' Eurgh, shut up.

You and me both, those adverts are more pretentious than the trailer for Gears of War 2 (before anyone says anything, yes, that was one of Yahtzee's jokes, and I regret nothing!)

OT: The 12 year olds like the ones you find on XBL, but in the flesh, the use of the words "gay" or "retarded" to describe any kind of mildly annyoing event, being told by my brother that Borderlands/Mass Effect/Rainbow Six/Homeworld is boring (he's a MW2 fan himself, but we can't get XBL, thank gawd), and Pat Robinson. Also "homo sapiens chauvinists". That's about it.

 

[carlbarker]

I would be okay with not EVER hearing about Twilight again...

 

[Dahni]

"Plenty more fish in the sea" after a break-up.
Fuck off, I wanted that particular fish.
Telling me there's more guys in the world doesn't comfort me in the slightest.

"I know how you feel."
No you fucking don't, I know how I feel. You know how you felt when a similar thing happened to you. But I am not you and this is not the exact same situation, therefore shut the fuck up and I'll explain MY feelings.

"whit's the ploblem?!"
Non-Scottish people will not understand this. But it's from a BBC Scotland show called The Limmy Show. It was fucking hilarious the first time we saw it and for a few weeks afterwards, but it aired ages ago and people still say it.

"REQUIEM, REQUIEM."
Same as above.

I'm sure there's various others but I can't think of them right now.

 

[WestMountain]

THOSE DAMN VUVUZELAS!!!!!!


Edit: Oh wait, forgot to read OPs post

OnT: The "NOT!" jokes like "I am gay.... NAAAWWWT!"

 

[Edorf]

I'm sick of unnecessary loud noises and people using the phrase "emo" for everyone who has black clothes or wears eyeliner. (No, I dont have any personal experience with eyeliner and being called an emo, true story!)

 

[Romblen]

"The cake is a lie."

"You should play a real game like Modern Warfare 2!"

"You just lost the game." Whenever some says this, I just say, "No I won the game." Then I argue with them about it until they never want to say "You lost the game" to me again.

 

[Dark Prophet]

Maybe you should get a life.

Next time you should reply I don't need to get a life I'm a gamer I have lots of lives.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The phrase "Man up" gets to me.

It always came off as arrogant.

Other ones include "Lol ____fag", "I don't want to have to spend 1000 on a computer I'll have to upgrade in a year" (blatantly untrue), and any sentence Where Every Word Is Capitalized.

I Wonder Why People Do That Because It Makes It Almost Unreadable.

My Friend Does It All The Time It Makes Me Want To Punch Him.

Also, my computer is 5 years old and it can run Crysis reasonably well.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

"Plenty more fish in the sea" after a break-up.
Fuck off, I wanted that particular fish.
Telling me there's more guys in the world doesn't comfort me in the slightest.

I hate that phrase! "Don't worry, plenty more fish in the sea" "Yeah but none of them will have sex with me!"

I wish getting in a good relationship was as easy as catching a good fish (I'm from Queensland so catching a good fish would be rather easy for me)

 

[camokkid]

People who use "Ni***r" online so they can sound cool, and people will pay attention to them.

Also people who use "Gay" as an insult.

 

[Cowabungaa]

- How much Halo sucks.
- How much the Wii sucks.
- How I should get a life.
- How much videogames suck.
- How much the Star Wars prequels suck, notably the bitching about midi-chlorians.
- How my dad apparently knows me better than me (he doesn't).
- Anything related to the goddamn World Cup. Damn I don't even hate the game (football) that much, but everything around it...

THOSE DAMN VUVUZELAS!!!!!!

Fínally someone else who recognises their awfulness, especially those cheap plastic ones. I want to personally destroy ever single one of them. Violently.

 

[Zeldadudes]

There's this group of Icelandic folk that have successfully implemented a catch phrase into the mouths of everyone I know.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!"
Is the saying and its generally used when someone good has happened.
People enjoy it however i'm a bitter bastard that hates people that make words longer than they should be.
/bitter.

 

[TheTaco007]

I'll let Office Space speak for me.