Things you are unlikely to hear a game developer say?
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"We're boring people to death and making games that are harder and harder to play. For the most part, the industry has been rinse-and-repeat. There's been lots of product that looked like last year's product, that looked a lot like the year before." - EA's CEO John Riccitiello.
It's one of the few times a developer or publisher has ever hit the nail on the head as hard as he did about any games developed or published by a company ever.
It's one of the few times a developer or publisher has ever hit the nail on the head as hard as he did about any games developed or published by a company ever.
"Our game sucks, it blows so much ass, we didn't even test it, but we're releasing it anyway. We just got a bunch of stoned morons to smash their heads off of a keyboard for three days straight, and here we are!"
Well, are game's innovative multiplayer is actually a CTF variant. We exect it to dry up in a month. We will offer an incredibly overpowered weapon to anyone who pre-orders the game because we need to feed our families,too.
Has someone been watching Mock The Week? Because this seems a little too much like the final round to me...
(Still a great show though
)
Anyway, here goes:
"I can confirm that all original Xbox games will indeed be made backwards compatible with the 360. And as a bonus for you consumers, Xbox Live will now be made completely free!"
"This is Gabe Newell saying, screw you PC gamers. PS3 rules."
"New on the Nintendo Wii - Super Smash Brawl: Master Chief VS Nathan Drake..."
(for release in Q1 2010)
(Still a great show though
)Anyway, here goes:
"I can confirm that all original Xbox games will indeed be made backwards compatible with the 360. And as a bonus for you consumers, Xbox Live will now be made completely free!"
"This is Gabe Newell saying, screw you PC gamers. PS3 rules."
"New on the Nintendo Wii - Super Smash Brawl: Master Chief VS Nathan Drake..."
(for release in Q1 2010)
"Our Game has been on the market for 1 year and we have decided to stop multi-player support and have stopped releasing patches and bug fixes because we have decided to move on to a new project"
"We spent soooooo much money on the box art and voice acting that not much was left for the actual game....sorry"
"We spent soooooo much money on the box art and voice acting that not much was left for the actual game....sorry"
Isn't that exactly why people are so pissed off at Blizzard and Valve? Don't get me wrong, I think Valve is full of dickheads as much as the next guy, but that's still pretty much all the two companies say (and Blizzard are still alright!)...The_Graff said:
OT - "We have finally realised that World War 2 games just don't sell. We are now moving to Viet Nam/Hundred Years War/World War 1/War of the Roses!"
Aaaaah a guy can dream...
