Things you are unlikely to hear a game developer say?
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MGS4 ^_^Riobux said:
OT: "Our fans are important to us, so we'd just like to apologise for fucking them over on a regular basis."
"I'm gonna make you my *****. For really reals this time!" - John Romero
"We're going to use a subscription-based, retail expansion, paid-DLC, micro-transaction, pay-to-level platform. And you're gonna love it." - Bobby Kotick
"We're getting the old team back together." - Bill Roper
"We refuse to release another goddamned Guitar Hero game." - Activision
"We refuse to release another goddamned Rock Band game." - EA
"We're going to use a subscription-based, retail expansion, paid-DLC, micro-transaction, pay-to-level platform. And you're gonna love it." - Bobby Kotick
"We're getting the old team back together." - Bill Roper
"We refuse to release another goddamned Guitar Hero game." - Activision
"We refuse to release another goddamned Rock Band game." - EA
"I know this game has been very hyped, but the version we have right now sucks, so we are going to send it back through so we can make it playable. We want this game to be considered great, so we are going to cut all time restrictions. Expect it to be out in the next three years."
"After about 5 years we area pleased to announce (epic happy sad music (is there a name for that) ) ... STAR WARS: ... BATTLEFRONT 3.- Lucasarts
after 2 subpar sequels to monkey island we are pleased to announce that Ron Gilbert has joined the Monkey Island team to make a true 2-D Monkey island game for the first time in almost 20 years. - Lucasarts
Hey You know all those Awesome games that you and i know we can make, and you keep telling us to make offering blow-jobs for, ya were making them. -Lucasarts
Lucasarts- Having a bipolar devteam since they scraped the adventure games.
after 2 subpar sequels to monkey island we are pleased to announce that Ron Gilbert has joined the Monkey Island team to make a true 2-D Monkey island game for the first time in almost 20 years. - Lucasarts
Hey You know all those Awesome games that you and i know we can make, and you keep telling us to make offering blow-jobs for, ya were making them. -Lucasarts
Lucasarts- Having a bipolar devteam since they scraped the adventure games.
We've actually talked to some girls, found out what they like and are building a game to suit their wants.
No, our main character is actually quite a normal guy.
We've listened to our fan base and we're removing the DRM as it was hurting our sales.
People today want games that test their intellect, they don't want to be talked down to.
Her cup size? Why do you want to know that? We'd not put any thought into it before now.
We've brought some top writers along to make sure the story isn't lacking.
It's not my best work, but I do have a second mortgage to claim for.
Pirate if you want, I don't care.
Peter Moly-who?
Yahtzee's reviewed it this week? Well, I'm sure he was fair.
It was based on my interpretation of À la recherche du temps perdu by Proust, and I'm certain it stays accurate to this work of great literature.
People dressing up as the main character? F***ing weirdos
We really want the game to sell well, so we're letting Fox News have a sneak peak.
We're hoping the film adaptation doesn't suck quite as bad as the last one.
No, our main character is actually quite a normal guy.
We've listened to our fan base and we're removing the DRM as it was hurting our sales.
People today want games that test their intellect, they don't want to be talked down to.
Her cup size? Why do you want to know that? We'd not put any thought into it before now.
We've brought some top writers along to make sure the story isn't lacking.
It's not my best work, but I do have a second mortgage to claim for.
Pirate if you want, I don't care.
Peter Moly-who?
Yahtzee's reviewed it this week? Well, I'm sure he was fair.
It was based on my interpretation of À la recherche du temps perdu by Proust, and I'm certain it stays accurate to this work of great literature.
People dressing up as the main character? F***ing weirdos
We really want the game to sell well, so we're letting Fox News have a sneak peak.
We're hoping the film adaptation doesn't suck quite as bad as the last one.
