Things you are unlikely to hear a game developer say?

[Arbitrary Cidin]

"As a representative for Nintendo Entertainment, I am here to announce that we will no longer be doing sequels to any of our games."

 

[IamQ]

The word "fuck". Never.

Go play Fallout 3. There is an excessive amount of "fucks" in it.

The thread is about developers. Not about their games. There has never been a developer that have, during a press conference or interview, said the word "fuck".

 

[e2density]

"Free DLC forever."

BUT GODDAMIT VALVE, YOU DID IT!

 

[Ace342]

"We are pleased to announce that our remake of Final Fantasy VII for PS3 is scheduled for release this year!" -Square

 

[The DSM]

Peter Molynoux: Im not going to lie.

I know I probably spelt his name wrong, I dont care.

 

[obex]

biggest hit since spore

 

[Treblaine]

"And the best part is the tie in movie by Uwe Boll is already in production!"

 

[SpireOfFire]

"lets try something new..."

 

[Nannernade]

We found all the bugs!

 

[chuckman1]

"We at EA have decided to release Thrill Kill."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrill_Kill

 

[DJude]

"What are you doing in here? We don't even make games, this is a freakin coffee shop! get out!"

yeah...

 

[Jazoni89]

Alright guys we have been sitting around here like a bunch of moldy old lemons for years. So what if half our budget for the game has been spent on toothpaste and shack n vac and one of our developers has been subjected to a mental hospital because he was licking the walls out of sheer boredom, and the fact our artist killed the programmer for his board marker, we must release duke nukem forever!

 

[DJude]

"We are happy to announce that tomorrow we shall be reeasing Duke Nukem Forever!"
*[small]the next day that company along with anyone that heard about the announcement spontaneously explodes[/small]*

[sup]was i just ninja'd?[/sup]

 

[Walkchalk]

"Our new Twilight MMO will be the WoW killer"

 

[zauxz]

"We listened to the fans"

 

[someotherguy]

"This job is boring"