Things you believed all your life that turned out to be wrong.

Recommended Videos

Ham_authority95

New member
Dec 8, 2009
3,496
0
0
escapistraptor said:
I used to agree with Hobbes and think that all humans were naturally evil, until I met my fiancee. The girl is too nice for her own good; she's wracked with guilt over everything bad she does and everything bad other people do. She's in grad school studying to be a minister right now (in a socially liberal hippie church, it's Obama's denomation, they marry the gays, so I'm alright with it despite my deism) and just went for mandatory psychological testing. In one of her tests she answered so selflessly to all the questions, that the computer program indicated that she was probably a criminal lying to try to seem like a good person.
I wish I had someone that special ;(

Good luck in life with her man.
 

2012 Wont Happen

New member
Aug 12, 2009
4,286
0
0
Well, most of my life I believed that capitalism was practical whereas socialism was unreasonably idealistic. Now I realize that capitalism's theory doesn't really work and that socialism does.*

The only way for a capitalist system to work even theoretically is for many small businesses to compete free of cooperation such as trusts and outright singular control such as monopolies. However, capitalism breeds greed and the objective becomes to control as much of the market as possible- creating trusts and monopolies.

Socialism, at its core, simply dictates that the workers would control the means of production collectively and that no discriminatory laws would be made.
 

Wildrow12

New member
Mar 1, 2009
1,015
0
0
scifidownbeat said:
Wildrow12 said:
escapistraptor said:
I used to agree with Hobbes and think that all humans were naturally evil, until I met my fiancee. The girl is too nice for her own good; she's wracked with guilt over everything bad she does and everything bad other people do. She's in grad school studying to be a minister right now (in a socially liberal hippie church, it's Obama's denomation, they marry the gays, so I'm alright with it despite my deism) and just went for mandatory psychological testing. In one of her tests she answered so selflessly to all the questions, that the computer program indicated that she was probably a criminal lying to try to seem like a good person.
There are good people out there, Commander. The kind of people that seem to represent the best in human nature, and seem to be almost supernaturally endowed with compassion and empathy.

Some of us will have spent the sum total of our lives seeking such an individual. You are fortunate indeed.
Okay, I forget who says that.... is it Mordin? No, Kelly. I have no idea....
Actually, I just made that on the spot. Sometimes I get tired of referring to people as 'chief', 'boss', 'ace', or 'kiddo' at which point I begin to refer to them by titles and military designations. Understand, Baron?
 

Romblen

New member
Oct 10, 2009
871
0
0
When I was a lot younger I believed that almost every single person in the world was Christian, there might have been 5 at the most who wasn't. Anyone who wasn't Christian were evil people who punched small kittens and ate babies. Okay I might be exaggerating, but until I was 8 I had no idea that most of the world is actually not Christian. I grew up in a Christian family that went to church every Sunday. I also went to a Christian school. I know better now.

What a surprise, this thread is full of people talking about how they don't believe in God. How original and unpredictable.
 

nomzy

New member
Jan 29, 2010
257
0
0
LordoftheShy said:
That if you're nice to people, they'll be nice to you back :(
Ninja'd. D:
This seems to be a lie in most of my experience, which isn't much. >.>
 

DanDeFool

Elite Member
Aug 19, 2009
1,891
0
41
I used to believe that smart people who did well in school were more successful.

Turns out that social skills are a lot more important (according to people who have actually studied success, and make a business out of telling people how to be more successful, that is. Brian Tracy and Anthony Robbins come to mind).

That's right folks, Bill Gates was wrong. Your future boss is a lot more likely to be a beer-drinking frat-boy than a nerd.
 

TJF588

New member
Jan 29, 2009
97
0
0
blindthrall said:
Except ducks keep theirs, and they fly fine. Not only that, but the biggest comparative dick among vertebrates belongs to the wood duck (Heh). It looks like a goddamn corkscrew. This sounds like the outcome of some Native American creation myth, where birds were forced to make a difficult decision, but the wily duck outsmarted the gods.
Indeed, they were at #1 on "5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things ... With Their Penises [http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-things-...-with-their-penises_p2] (and their rapings have their own Topic page [http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/]). As for the hyneas, this is prolly where I first read of their emasculating truth [http://www.cracked.com/article_15926_the-15-most-bizarre-animal-mating-rituals_p2.html] (#6).

EDIT:
Oh, thanks to some sloppy joe meat commercial (Hungry Man? I don't even remember), I learned that corn is a grain, not a vegetable. More universal is the tomatoes-are-fruits thing, and less jarring (and thus seemingly less known), bananas are berries.
 

orangeapples

New member
Aug 1, 2009
1,836
0
0
I met a person who thought Alaska was right next to Hawaii.

I used to believe that if you do well in high school and go to college; you get a nice well paying career.
 

blindthrall

New member
Oct 14, 2009
1,151
0
0
2012 Wont Happen said:
Well, most of my life I believed that capitalism was practical whereas socialism was unreasonably idealistic. Now I realize that capitalism's theory doesn't really work and that socialism does.
[/spoiler]
I tend to think of it this way. Capitalism will work fine for a century or so, then the monopolies will accumulate to a point unbearable to most of humanity. Any capitalist society which wishes to avoid total collapse will have to gradually adopt socialist policies (Obama) until it's no longer capitalist or reactionary forces stage a coup and install an outwardly capitalist, but really authoritarian regime. The problem is that socialism cannot govern large countries effectively, and will either collapse under its own bureaucracy or succumb to Communism...and we all know how well that works on a big scale. So I guess the ideal form of government would be many small socialist city-states...which sounds like fertile ingredients to build an empire out of.

The various governments of the African states are interesting because it's like a political drawing board, you can see all kinds of different systems in control over a relatively small time frame. It'll be interesting to see how the EU does if it continues the socialist trend. I know I'm rooting for them. In this century, they may not be the most powerful superpower but they'll be the one everyone wants to live in.
 

Vault boy Eddie

New member
Feb 18, 2009
1,800
0
0
I used to think that boxing was nothing but punching and that it was easy. That is of course until I started training at a boxing gym. First day I lost 11 pounds in one hour and almost passed out.
 

jasoncyrus

New member
Sep 11, 2008
1,564
0
0
Pyromaniac1337 said:
Why is it no one ever actually properly read my entire posts?

I wrote it logically, and logically if something is completely unproven scientifically then it can only be classed as ficticious. The same goes for describing early christianity leaders as cult leaders. It began as a small following which many people spat upon and thought was wrong with its followers blindly believing its teachings.

Definition: "followers of an unorthodox, extremist, or false religion or sect who often live outside of conventional society under the direction of a charismatic leader"

At the time of its formation it fell into this category.

So yeah, feel free to properly read posts first before commenting and attempting to incite a flame war in the thread.
 
Dec 30, 2009
404
0
0
Ham_authority95 said:
Halaxis said:
Parents could admit they can be wrong. It's like "Why can't you accept any other opinion! Do you even f****n respect me!
How could I forget this one?

It seems like I can't bring up a good discussion with my parents without them contradicting an obvious truth,
which makes the whole discussion turn into a political debate
It's worse when they revert to their Fobbish roots. Indian parents can't seem to comprehend the words "You are wrong." from kids. Annoying as hell because the minute you try to argue with logic, you're grounded.