Things You Can Do That No-one Else Can

[sky14kemea]

i can answer almost any question, even if the answer doesnt technically make sense...

(i say almost so i have wriggle room )

also, i can keep a lie going for years ^-^

How much? i lied 5 years ago about how i got the scar on me arm and they believe me to this day ( though they didn't look into it to much, me parents).

wait lemme count.... *does weird maths*

7 minus 1.. 6, around 6 years? XD not that far from you, touché my friend

Hell, i could lie for ever about where i did my hair-do, i want to know what about!

hehe, yeah my mum still thinks a hairdresser did mine >_> shh!

but no, i shalt not tell you~ for that would uncover my lie XD, cant risk it

 

[TheMatt]

Lick my own anus.

Dude, no way.

 

[Lukeje]

...divide by zero.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I can dislocate my thumb at will. Especially good when I'm trying to get out of doing something.

 

[Georg8]

I'm the only person I know who enjoys coffee (black, no sugar) more than the alternatives.

That's because black coffee is the best but is unfortunately an acquired taste.
...
I can recreate the hooting sound an owl makes with my hands and by blowing(duh).

 

[Soulgaunt]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

It's young Nastyman! Are your powers really comparable to Wonderboy's?

Yes! They are...

 

[Arbitrary Cidin]

I can move my eyes two different ways, put my legs behind my head, and tell Cubans apart from Puertoricans.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I can role dice with my feet (I used to be able to play megadrive games with my feet, but then my feet grew and the next gen of consols made a lot of use of sholder buttons).
I can tell the difference between regular and diet drinks every time (I et many people can, but someone I went to school with didn't think it was possible).
I can drink mead from the bottle and still walk in a straight line.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

It's young Nastyman! Are your powers really comparable to Wonderboy's?

Yes! They are...

What is the secret of Wonderboy's power? OT: Be me, great ability I know.

EDIT: Actually, just thought of something. I can pick things up with my feet and toes, not unlike a monkey. Can pinch people with em too.

 

[Yassen]

I can have a car drive over my left foot and not feel it. Same applies to stomping it, hitting it with a slegehammer and driving a knife into it.

How? Because I had half my foot amputated, so when I wear my prothesis and do these things people think I must be immune to pain, it's very amusing.

To be honest I haven't tried driving a knife into it yet through my shoe because that would ruin the shoe but if I get the chance I'll do it. Although I'd have to make sure the people don't know about my foot.... and to place ketchup packets in there first.

 

[The Rusk]

It's not something I CAN do, but I can't puke. No matter what I do or how much I drink, I can't throw up. Not sure if it's a good thing to be honest...

 

[ilessthanthreetea]

I can skin the flesh off a pig in under 4 minutes.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I can maintain an open mind. I can ask the bluntest questions. And so far I'm the only person who has "Pulled a Danny."

Also, I've been declared dead twice and yet am still here typing on these forums.

 

[Octorok]

Let me see... I can bend my legs up, without the aids of my hands, so that my toe is touching my shoulder. I can also sit comfortably, upside down, both legs behind my head, watching TV for a few hours. My toes and fingers are really, really long. My big toe is the same length as my index finger, which is itself very long. Alongside the length, I am extremely dexterous, and can play poker, brush my teeth and play Bop It! with my toes. I can also do front and back flips from standing, in a confined space.

 

[Annoying Turd]

I can sling bull with the best of them.

 

[Fbuh]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

That's telekinesis Kyle!

 

[Soulgaunt]

I can kill a yak from 200 yards away.....With mind bullets!

It's young Nastyman! Are your powers really comparable to Wonderboy's?

Yes! They are...

What is the secret of Wonderboy's power? OT: Be me, great ability I know.

EDIT: Actually, just thought of something. I can pick things up with my feet and toes, not unlike a monkey. Can pinch people with em too.

......Umm, I don't know!

 

[ae86gamer]

I can make myself burp, and loudly.

 

[aruseusx]

The only person that doesnt get annoyed by the mosquito pulse sound clip.

 

[Kajt]

I can do this weird thing with my foot...

2) I am the only person I know who has complete control of their small toe.

I can also do that.