things you can't stand to hear

[Casual Matt]

When people misuse the word irony!

how ironic

It's far more ironic when people misuse the word "ignorant".

I don't know about the rest of you, but I've heard people use the word "ignorant" as if it meant "rude" way too many times in my life.

 

[o_0coxy0_o]

Teenage girls who scream at each other when:
A. Something like, they got a text from a boy they all want to fuck even though they are clearly WELL below legal age.
B. They meet each other in town
C. Someone else gets a spot/anything else remotely embarrassing that they draw more attention too by screaming in a stupid unreal high pitch eardrum bursting frequency that makes me want to kick a puppy
>.<

 

[RetiarySword]

when people say 'At the end of the day' like 20 times in an argument. I couldn't give a fuck about the end of the day! I'm talking about now!

 

[space_oddity]

Almost any conversation featuring one or more women ages 16 to 24.

"Ew-mah-gawd did you see beccy!"

 

[KeithA45]

"Okey Dokey"

I don't know why

I can't bring it down to a specific phrase, but I HATE it when people bring every conversation back to themselves or something about them.

Person #1: "So I was trying to train my dog to stay the other day and so far it's..."
Person #2: "My dog learned how to stay in only a few days!"

Shut the hell up about yourself for a minute and save those stories for when they're welcome or relevant.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I can't fucking stand, to the point of inducing blood pressure raising anger, when I see in an email, text, forum thread, whatever, something like: "Kk. Ill c u 2 nite. I cant play lol my xbox redringed lol. ill have to c if microsoft will fix it lol. ttyl."

What´s this now? Someone´s pet rat is slowly and agonizingly dying on a keyboard? I feel sorry for the language being maimed.

The word "compulsory" (or "you have to..."). I shun them like the plague.

 

[KeithA45]

"God helps those who help themselves."

That, and whenever anything terrible happens it's "God works in mysterious ways" and "God has a plan, we just don't see it yet"

Sorry to everyone for getting into religion, but those phrases just make me think that whoever's saying them is just pants-on-head retarded

 

[WeedWorm]

" we need to talk" its amazing how 4 little words can cause the male brain to enter the FUBAR state.

Totally agree.. You just know there is a shitstorm coming when you hear those words.. *Shudders*

I know that feeling, unfortunately.

SNIP

On topic, hamster on helium music. Or chipmunk music if you care to call it that. Or any 'music' with the whole song speeded up 5x so it actually looks like the person has talent, whereas the only obvious talent is the fact they can make one half of the world go completely tone deaf and actually want to listen to that shit, and the other half want to go kill themselves, other people or both.

I also hate that so-called "music". Fucking boyracers driving around blasting that shite as loud as they can.

Also, anyone who call Atheism a religion pisses me off to no end. To anyone who does call it a religion, please, for the love of your god/gods read this http://atheism.about.com/library/FAQs/ath/blathm_rel_religion.htm

 

[JCambria]

"You need to get out more" is a good way to annoy me. I know I need to get out more. I don't need to be told by every single person I know that I need to be more social, whenever I'm home, I barely have time to stay around my house because so many people want to do things, and I end up as their taxi/wing-man/semi-attractive-arm-candy-without-any-real-commitment.

...

Okay, fine, I made the last one up. One of my big setbacks is that I need to find a job, and with the way the economy is now, that's damn near impossible. Not to mention I'm currently staying in Myrtle Beach, which is a good two-day drive away from my home town.

 

[Archaon6044]

brats on XBL. shouting and screaming, and making crude mum jokes

 

[kais0r]

Now, what gets me is when people learn of my agnosticsm they instantaneously think it is their God-given mission to sway me back to the path of Christianity. And vice-versa for Atheists.
I have a right to believe or not believe whatever the hell I choose to. I'm not a blank page for your evangelical ramblings to fill out.

My personal belief is that all forms of Christianity are false as to what created us and what keeps the gears well oiled and running. I'm more inclined to think that we were created via the big bang, and then things started to develop. Not that we were created by some deity.

I consider myself agnostic, however I would be more inclined to admit I were a spiritist over a Christian. The thought and belief of the earth sustaining itself is not as far-fetched as.. well, I could go on, but I won't. I'm not here to try to convert people.

Sorry. Sorry. Venting a little,.. went on a bit of a personal tangent.

.. Oh, also.. I have flown the colours of the Christian-theistic AND Atheistic belief; just.. yeah.

 

[Cowabungaa]

"God helps those who help themselves."

That, and whenever anything terrible happens it's "God works in mysterious ways" and "God has a plan, we just don't see it yet"

Sorry to everyone for getting into religion, but those phrases just make me think that whoever's saying them is just pants-on-head retarded

This.

Also my little sister's screams, she's 11. If you think teen girls are bad, think about pre-teen girls...o dear, about 10 times higher then the usual teen girl and worst is she does it all the time. There isn't much that makes my blood boil, but that...o boy.

Bullshit about evolution, or science in general (although evolution is one of my favorite scientific topics, together with space and archeology) can also piss me off. Doesn't matter if it's from religious people or not, I've heard plenty of nonsense from conspiracy theorists for example. About evolution, the moonlanding, HIV, science in general. The sheer amounts of bullshit together with a massive air of arrogance...arg.

 

[Fox1789]

those classic words, "its not you its me.."

 

[Arsen]

Rap slang.

There's a difference between a cool way to talk and this shit.

 

[bobofdeath9]

i cant stand it when people tell me how good "Twilight" is...
makes me want to puke...

lol twilight is good! what are you smoking

anyways
i hate it when people say, hard luck, or unlucky, when a line call goes against you or you get tackled and then they score in hockey or something
its not unlucky its just plain stupid, and probably my fault in the first place

 

[xXGeckoXx]

people who say some bullshit and then say that its their belief and then it immediately becomes something you cant argue because its part of a religion.

Same here....really annoying but completely unavoidable.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

whiney stereotypical teenage emo girls

 

[thiosk]

I hate the "word" irregardless.

DO NOT USE SAY IRREGARDLESS, IT IS NOT A %*(#&@% WORD

 

[MassiveGeek]

To lazy to check it it has been said, but I cant stand people saying "I cant, I suck" or when people say bad things about themselves overall. It makes me want to gut-rip them.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"You cant be judgemental!" ...What? The FUCK I can't! Watch this.

Ok you're emo.

"You cant say that!" I just did "That's labeling, I dont associate with a label" That's all fine and good but did the can put the green beans sticker on itself? No. Someone else did.

If you're going to dress like a sub-culture what the general populace references as 'emo,' if you're going to get a haircut that belongs in a sub-culture what the general populace references as 'emo,' and if you're going to listen almost exclusively to the kind of music that belongs wholefully to a sub-culture that the general populace references again as 'emo,' then you're pretty damned emo. Yes it labels you, yes it sums up your whole personality into a word, yes its a sting at you and basically tells everyone around who hears the word uttered that you have no 'creativity' or 'originality' or whatever the hell it is you kids want these days, and yes, it IS an accurate description of who you are.

Same with goths, preps, nerds, etc. Emo isn't a stereotype, it's a sub-culture you TWITS. If you belong to it, then you GOD DAMN BELONG TO IT.

That was beautiful.

Do you know what I hate to hear most of all?
Stairway To fucking Heaven. Don't get me wrong, that song is pure awesome in noise form, but I work in a guitar shop, and people always pla that. Or Smoke on the sodding Water.