OH I KNOW THE PERFECT THING TO POST.
It's this song by Cee Lo Green called...
believer258 said:
Even though it's not really applicable, I've been looking for a good place to use this.
/thread
... Aw... dammit...
Ok, serious answers here:
Girlfriend 1 and 4 (same girl)- I'm sorry for whatever part I played in what went wrong, but you know
damn well it was 99% your fault. You're a compulsive liar who's spoiled by her lying ***** mother and you can't even see it. I pity any guy that falls into the same trap I did before you grow up and realize how you've treated every guy you've dated.
Girlfriend 2- You know, we would have NEVER worked anyway, but I'll be damned if I ever forget our first kiss. One of the most memorable moments of my life.
Girlfriend 3- Don't tell the others... you were the cutest. But damn, girl, get your head on straight and stop over-dramatizing every relationship/break up. Glad we're friends now, though.
(Can you tell who I was with the longest?)