Things You Have Never Seen In A Game

[RaffB]

Simple enough, what are things you have never seen in any game so far?

For me, I have never seen a game that has an option for the Welsh language..

Ps. I give it three replies before someone says something along the lines of " A giant pink, skateboarding crab.."

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'd never seen a giant Egyptian woman who spews babies out of her nipples.

Until Dante's Inferno.

So, now...I've never seen a giant Egyptian man who spews babies out of his junk.

Thank me for the mental picture at any time!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

A great fun magicsystem that lets you really do everything imaginable even limited by the usual spells.

 

[noble cookie]

Simple enough, what are things you have never seen in any game so far?

For me, I have never seen a game that has an option for the Welsh language..

Ps. I give it three replies before someone says something along the lines of " A giant pink, skateboarding crab.."

If I am correct Sabine from Fable 3 is welsh.

OT: Giant Green Horse filled Octopus, never seen one of them.

 

[ksn0va]

A giant pink, skateboarding crab.. (Haha!)

In all seriousness, I think I've never seen a game that didn't have clipping

 

[GeorgW]

Realism. I'd like just one game to destroy the save file and disc whenever you die just once.

 

[RaffB]

Simple enough, what are things you have never seen in any game so far?

For me, I have never seen a game that has an option for the Welsh language..

Ps. I give it three replies before someone says something along the lines of " A giant pink, skateboarding crab.."

If I am correct Sabine from Fable 3 is welsh.

OT: Giant Green Horse filled Octopus, never seen one of them.

Theres been a few welsh characters, but I mean a game where you can change the game language to actual Welsh

 

[Blaster395]

I give it three replies before someone says something along the lines of " A giant pink, skateboarding crab.."

Super Scribblenauts already done that.

 

[MetalDooley]

An Irish character who isn't a complete stereotype

 

[SckizoBoy]

An RPG where you could see all the shit the character's lugging around...

 

[2733]

a gay protagonist you can't also make straight.

 

[L4hlborg]

Well, I've already seen guns that shoot flesh eating jam, a bloodthirsty horde of grizzly bears, a russian mobster who turns immortal when he takes cocaine and loves the 80s and a small boy literally pulling a boomerang out of his ass. All of this in one year. I honestly can't think of anything I haven't seen.

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

An RPG where you could see all the shit the character's lugging around...

I want an Oblivion "Inventory Conga Line" mod now...

That'd be hilarious as hell.

 

[Orbot_Vectorman]

An RPG where you could see all the shit the character's lugging around...

That would be fun for WoW, see the head of some one you killed hanging from your pack, or multipul spider legs sticking up from your pack.

As for me, I've never seen a jRPG game with less than 5 hours of shear cut sciens.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

An RPG where you could see all the shit the character's lugging around...

I always thought that, too. My tiny framed Wood Elf in Oblivion didn't seem like she should be able to run throguh Cyrodil carrying a 500 pound trunk of crap.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Realism. I'd like just one game to destroy the save file and disc whenever you die just once.

Most Roguelikes delete the save file on death, as did the first few Wizardry games. There have been games that destroyed the disk or the drive that the disc was in, but those mostly involved copy protection schemes that make Starforce and that Ubisoft DRM both look mild by comparison.

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

Try the first two Fallout games. The European version of Fallout 2 removed the children, but there's a patch out there to restore them if the only version you can get is the European edition.

OT: I can't really think of anything I've never seen in a videogame, at least that I'd want to see; most of the obvious stuff has been done already, and the rest should be the developers' job, not mine.

 

[Geekosaurus]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

 

[GoWithDAFro]

A game where instead of a slient protagonist, you're the only one that talks and everyone else can only grunt gasp and nod.

 

[shwnbob]

A game that didn't have a crappy sequel...

 

[Okuu_Fusion]

Slice of Life Realism in an sandbox action title... Never really seen enough... There are some moments, usually in the beginning of some games, but then they just stop... Realistically, they should carry on through the entire length of the game...