Things You Have Never Seen In A Game

[Geekosaurus]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

I think you can do that in the Sims.

Good point. But I was thinking more like Master Chief.

 

[Fenreil]

Realism. I'd like just one game to destroy the save file and disc whenever you die just once.

I think Minecraft will have a realism mode. When you die, your save file is deleted. So, not quite destroying the game as well.

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

Custom Robo had a part near the end where one of your companions needs to use the bathroom. He asks you to accompany him. Anyway... just watch it yourself:

 

[Count Igor]

Someone wearing a Top Hat.
Yeah. I said it.

Edit: Ok, that's a lie.
BUT!
Three Top Hats.
Four Canes.
Two Monocles.
And half a fake moustache.

 

[Reaper195]

A decent romance plot in a game with a romance plot....

 

[WorldCritic]

I've never seen a game where the villain was a Scottish lesbian in a business suit and a trained giant talking pill bug for a sidekick.

I figured I would just go with the most random thing I could think of.

I was going to say I've never seen an RPG that let you turn off the random battles whenever you wnated, but then I remembered that Chaos Rings actually did let you do that.

 

[SimuLord]

A game signed "version 1.0" that wasn't in dire need of a patch.

 

[EllEzDee]

A horse schlong...

 

[MulticolorCharizard]

A game that didn't have a crappy sequel...

Half Life
Silent Hill
Saints Row
Grand Theft Auto
Call of Duty
Mass Effect
Starcraft
God of War
The Elder Scrolls
Fallout
Resident Evil
Sly Cooper
Uncharted
Assassin's Creed

And so on.

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

A game where limb damage realistically hampers NPC foes. I'm bored of shooting someone in the leg and having them wince for a second and keep running around. Or headshots that don't kill.

EDIT: The second I posted this I remembered Red Dead Redemption, where limb shots cripple and most body hits are one-shot kills.

 

[starwarsgeek]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

It's how you save in No More Heroes

 

[Jason Danger Keyes]

A horse schlong...

I present to you the Horse Weiner from Disgaea 1. If you steal it off the zombie it becomes an equippable item.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I remember a thread like this... last year, must've gotten over 1500 posts before it died.

OT: A game where you fight a stereotypic English guy (monocle, top hat, cane, everything) to a duel.

 

[goddz001]

a game where you can chose the genre before the game starts.

 

[bells]

A FPS where you play as another country and the USA are the bad guys

 

[Vivace-Vivian]

a gay protagonist you can't also make straight.

This.

Cuss-free Online.

 

[Slaanax]

a Klingon riding a Giraffe, pink phaser rifles. I've never seen pink on a gun camo either.

 

[lacktheknack]

I'd never seen a giant Egyptian woman who spews babies out of her nipples.

Until Dante's Inferno.

So, now...I've never seen a giant Egyptian man who spews babies out of his junk.

Thank me for the mental picture at any time!

Just wait until Ezekiel 23 is made into a game...

OT: An RPG where the character creation allowed you to be injured by darkness. (Daggerfall already had "burn in sunlight light".)

 

[lacktheknack]

Stop consuming my posts, Escapist!