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imnot

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Onyx Oblivion said:
I'd never seen a giant Egyptian woman who spews babies out of her nipples.

Until Dante's Inferno.

So, now...I've never seen a giant Egyptian man who spews babies out of his junk.

Thank me for the mental picture at any time!
Wait what.
I am never playing that game.
Ever!

A motobike that is a rabbit also sometimes to.
 

hutchy27

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Jason Danger Keyes said:
A game where limb damage realistically hampers NPC foes. I'm bored of shooting someone in the leg and having them wince for a second and keep running around. Or headshots that don't kill.

EDIT: The second I posted this I remembered Red Dead Redemption, where limb shots cripple and most body hits are one-shot kills.
Have a go at Deadliest Warrior, shooting someone in the leg on that game drastically slows down the movement and knocks health down a fair amount. :p
 

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A COD game that doesn't have a terrible story. POW!
Sorry.
But in all seriousness, I want to play a FPS that doesn't take its self too seriously, and wants the player to have fun instead of recreate the columbine massacre and cut themselves.

Thank god Bulletstorm is coming out...
 

Canadamus Prime

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Jason Danger Keyes said:
A game where limb damage realistically hampers NPC foes. I'm bored of shooting someone in the leg and having them wince for a second and keep running around. Or headshots that don't kill.

EDIT: The second I posted this I remembered Red Dead Redemption, where limb shots cripple and most body hits are one-shot kills.
There's also Die By Sword, where you can hack off opponents limbs and vice versa.
 

sageoftruth

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Fenreil said:
GeorgW said:
Realism. I'd like just one game to destroy the save file and disc whenever you die just once.
I think Minecraft will have a realism mode. When you die, your save file is deleted. So, not quite destroying the game as well.



Geekosaurus said:
You never see video game characters going for a crap.
Custom Robo had a part near the end where one of your companions needs to use the bathroom. He asks you to accompany him. Anyway... just watch it yourself:
Also, Hideo Kojima was all over that, possibly to an unsettling degree.
 

sageoftruth

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A fighting game where two characters meet and peacefully resolve their differences without clobbering each other first.
 

SaetonChapelle

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I've actually seen this, but so RARELY.

A game (let's say a zombie game or other disaster) where you can openly kill children. I'm not promoting the murder of small babies and toddlers, however I've accepted that the only population in most video games are adults. No one can procreate. (Minus demon babies of course)

Edit: A previous post I missed said this too! Omg you people rawk. xD Okay, I'm number... whatever than!
 

Terminate421

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I haven't seen a woman get screwed vaginally by a dragon yet....

When that happens then I will cut off my own big right toe.
 

sageoftruth

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Horny Ico said:
sageoftruth said:
A fighting game where two characters meet and peacefully resolve their differences without clobbering each other first.
While we're at it, let's make a sandbox about escaping a locked closet.

If you want a game with peaceful solutions, I suggest the Adventure and dating sim genres.
Never said I wanted one. Just adding to the list. Then again, open sandbox in a closet was pretty good. Now that you mention dating sims, how about a dating sim where all the women turn out to be men when you get to their respective ending sequences.
 

Daaaah Whoosh

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I don't think I've ever seen a game where when you're in a vehicle, you can change the radio station, but I have this nagging feeling that I'm forgetting someone...

Also, loading screens. Who doesn't have them?