Things You Have Never Seen In A Game

[ThongBonerstorm]

It would be great to have AI that could out-think you. like in games like Civ and the Total War's. having enemies that are really smart would be sweet.

 

[Zantos]

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

I was severely disappointed (or whatever word makes this sound less wierd) that you can't attack children in fable games. How's the morality meter supposed to accurately judge my evilness if it won't register that everytime one got in the way to ask for something i took a shot at their face?

 

[Rainboq]

An actually end of days scenario.

 

[pyrosaw]

In-game sex. Also, a Native American character that isn't a stereotype.

 

[dfphetteplace]

An Irish character who isn't a complete stereotype

I've never met an Irishman that wasn't a complete stereotype.

 

[Chronarch]

I know it's odd but I have yet to see a flying walrus with the voice of Morgan Freeman in a game. It's very surprising.

 

[Gruevy]

In-game sex.

Oi! Artificial Girl 3 would like a word with you. I suppose you mean something like explicit sex in an RPG or something, but tough luck seeing that anytime soon in any mainstream title.

 

[Marik2]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

That guy from no more heroes does that all the time.

 

[Ldude893]

A FPS set in the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and a war game without the United States.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

Well, in one of the Broken Sword you can make your characters go to the toilet.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

A giant cat that eats tacos to fuel the lasers it spews from it's eyes.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

A game with a good (as in morally good) empire that you fight for.

 

[MetalDooley]

An Irish character who isn't a complete stereotype

I've never met an Irishman that wasn't a complete stereotype.

I could say the same about Americans...but I won't

 

[freakydan]

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

There are three or four in Heavy Rain. YOU can't kill them directly, but the main drive in the story is a man trying to save his son from a notorious killer, so there ya go. Mortal children in games.

 

[L4hlborg]

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

There are three or four in Heavy Rain. YOU can't kill them directly, but the main drive in the story is a man trying to save his son from a notorious killer, so there ya go. Mortal children in games.

Do you actually see them die? I mean it's not that weird hearing about children's deaths and stuff. But it just seems rare that your character is there and sees a child die. The only time a remember seeing a child die was in Dragon Age: Origins, but that didn't really count as he transformed into a woman demon when you fought him.

 

[freakydan]

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

There are three or four in Heavy Rain. YOU can't kill them directly, but the main drive in the story is a man trying to save his son from a notorious killer, so there ya go. Mortal children in games.

Do you actually see them die? I mean it's not that weird hearing about children's deaths and stuff. But it just seems rare that your character is there and sees a child die. The only time a remember seeing a child die was in Dragon Age: Origins, but that didn't really count as he transformed into a woman demon when you fought him.

Spoiler

You never ACTUALLY see one die, with the possible exception of at the very end, if you don't get there in time. At one point early in the game, a child dies, and while it doesn't show him actually dying, it shows him up until the very last second before death, and even then, it doesn't cut away from the scene, it just cuts to character reactions. Namely, the mother, who isn't taking it very well. Also, at one point, you have to comfort a child, let him know that help isn't coming, and that he's probably going to die, since he's pretty well already on his last leg.

 

[L4hlborg]

On second thought, I think I've never seen mortal children in games. I understand it's not cool killing children and all, but the always immortal children seem a bit weird in my opinion.

There are three or four in Heavy Rain. YOU can't kill them directly, but the main drive in the story is a man trying to save his son from a notorious killer, so there ya go. Mortal children in games.

Do you actually see them die? I mean it's not that weird hearing about children's deaths and stuff. But it just seems rare that your character is there and sees a child die. The only time a remember seeing a child die was in Dragon Age: Origins, but that didn't really count as he transformed into a woman demon when you fought him.

Spoiler

You never ACTUALLY see one die, with the possible exception of at the very end, if you don't get there in time. At one point early in the game, a child dies, and while it doesn't show him actually dying, it shows him up until the very last second before death, and even then, it doesn't cut away from the scene, it just cuts to character reactions. Namely, the mother, who isn't taking it very well. Also, at one point, you have to comfort a child, let him know that help isn't coming, and that he's probably going to die, since he's pretty well already on his last leg.

I'd say that fits my desrcription well enough. Still a bit rare though.

 

[Geekosaurus]

You never see video game characters going for a crap.

It's how you save in No More Heroes

Haha! Really? That's awesome.

 

[alimination602]

A person of an ethnicity besides American who is not a stereotype!