Things you just "DON'T" do........

[ZforZissou]

God damnit, ninja'd my the op. *glances at avatar, sighs*

Um...You don't....HAHAHAHAAA. I will give a cookie to anyone who gets this.

Don't ever....for any reason....do anything.....to anyone.....for any reason.....no matter.....where you are......or where you've been.....or where you're going.....or what you've done........or what you're doing, or....Or who you're with. Don't ever.....for any reason....etc.

This. My man, Michael definitely knows what to never do.

You just won some C-Shaped bagels. For Charles. That's your name, right? (In the unlikely event that your name actually is Charles, first of all HOLY CRAP! and second all, it's another office reference, I'm not stalking you.)

Spoiler: Enjoy.

The Office kicks so much ass.

I'm not a charles, but thanks for the bagels!

 

[Magnalian]

Don't think you can just 'walk off' a shotgun blast to the face. Or any kind of blast, really.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You never, EVER, piss off Monkey D. Luffy.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

You do not divide by zero!
Actually, go ahead! Make my day! I want to see your brain explode!

You never, EVER, piss off Monkey D. Luffy.

Already have, and now he is a rubber skeleton in my closet.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You do not divide by zero!
Actually, go ahead! Make my day! I want to see your brain explode!

You never, EVER, piss off Monkey D. Luffy.

Already have, and now he is a rubber skeleton in my closet.

Where's the skull joke Brook?

You do not, I repeat, NOT ever look a Barbera Stryzan naked.

 

[Broken Orange]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

Or not shoot first

Or order him around, Your Worshipfulness.

Or kidnap his family

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You never say never.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

don't take Michael Jackson's little boys. Trust me...just don't...scary things will happen.
[sub]Yeah I went there, sue me for it![/sub]

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

Or not shoot first

Or order him around, Your Worshipfulness.

Or kidnap his family

Or say you think he killed his wife.

 

[Rachel317]

From ZombieLand...

If you're surrounded by zombies, in the middle of a fun fare, for the LOVE OF GOD, DON'T turn on the lights and music.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Don't ever look at the yolk of a rotten egg... *Blood curdles.* Uuuuuugggghhhh....