Things you just "DON'T" do........

[dmase]

You don't mix light and dark liquor. Bad combo right there.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

don't work at Aperture Science or Black Mesa

 

[Hashime]

Don't make fun of Muhammad, seriously, the south park creators are probably going to be attacked because of their latest episodes. Of course we could just all make fun of him at the same time and cause the fundamentalist's heads to explode.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Don't meet my sister.

I'd love to see someone ninja me now!

Never give out spoilers >.>

Brucie Willis is a ghost!

You do not talk about Fight Club!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?!

OT: You do not talk about Project Mayhem.
Oh.. Wait.. Shit.

Actually, its " You do not ask questions about Project Mayhem". So you're in the clear.

So what is this- no, wait, never mind...

 

[Dommyboy]

Don't throw your HDD in a bath tub of water, the FBI can still trace segments off it.

 

[wfpdk]

you just don't ever mess with a blacksmith or a bar tenders.

 

[Branbeggr]

You just don't stay on the tram with G-man.

[small]The illusion of choice...[/small]

 

[Kawatoo]

You don't cut the red wire

 

[Skoldpadda]

You don't fuck a stranger in the ass!

You wanna see what happens, when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

 

[Ravinak]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

Or not shoot first

Or order him around, Your Worshipfulness.

Or bet your starship against him in a card game.

 

[Ravinak]

You don't mention Candlejack, or else he wil

 

[Space Cowgirl]

You don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, don't try to do what I'm going to attempt someday: Wall-run a large window.

 

[wwjdftw]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

I think Mythbusters tested that and it was false.

my ass it's false*

*country boy speaking from experiance
Never listen to your freinds when they say its off, I swear i saw it smoke

 

[RathWolf]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

I think Mythbusters tested that and it was false.

my ass it's false*

*country boy speaking from experiance
Never listen to your freinds when they say its off, I swear i saw it smoke

Yes, if you'd read just one post down from mine, you'd see that I was corrected.

 

[Dr.Susse]

DON'T PANIC!

Also never forget where your towel is.