Things you just "DON'T" do........

[Tuddle]

You don't threaten anyone or anything close to chuck norris.

Chuck Norris Approves This Message!

Spoiler

 

[dariuskyne]

You do not call a Lambretta a Moped.

actually it's you NEVR call ANY scooter a moped, after all mopeds have PEDALS thus the ped part of the word moped.

 

[ZforZissou]

God damnit, ninja'd my the op. *glances at avatar, sighs*

Um...You don't....HAHAHAHAAA. I will give a cookie to anyone who gets this.

Don't ever....for any reason....do anything.....to anyone.....for any reason.....no matter.....where you are......or where you've been.....or where you're going.....or what you've done........or what you're doing, or....Or who you're with. Don't ever.....for any reason....etc.

This. My man, Michael definitely knows what to never do.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You don't threaten anyone or anything close to chuck norris.

Chuck Norris Approves This Message!

Spoiler

Thank you chuck norris.

 

[ZforZissou]

You do not talk about Fight Club!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?!

OT: You do not talk about Project Mayhem.
Oh.. Wait.. Shit.

Actually, its " You do not ask questions about Project Mayhem". So you're in the clear.

So... what exactly is Project Mayhem?

My lesson: Hyperaccurate targeting systems are terrible while blindly firing and beleiving in a mystical force will get it in every time.

Oh my god...

Go watch Fight Club... like immediately... No joke.

Unless you're being sarcastic about the Project Mayhem thing?

 

[thatcanadianguy]

Masturbate at 2PM on a Sunday. They say if you do, you will release six-hundred and sixty-six demons into the world.

oops...

 

[Amalith]

Don't be Bill in The Passing.

 

[dex-dex]

I gotta go with Movie Bob on this one.
You never F#@$ with Mel Gibson's loved ones in any of his movies lol.

holy shit i was going to write that

i got another one,
in texas, don't make fun of the cowboy because chances are they are AN ACTUAL COWBOY!!

 

[adamson1000]

you do not talk about fig....*looks at the 90000 people who said that*wait holy shit 90000 is OVER 9000!

 

[Zombus]

You don't ask Mr. T not to pity the fool.

 

[adamson1000]

Talk about Mohamed, apparently. Damn Southpark episode was ruined by that.

yeah i heard about that is that sersly real

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

You do not talk about Fight Club!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?!

OT: You do not talk about Project Mayhem.
Oh.. Wait.. Shit.

Actually, its " You do not ask questions about Project Mayhem". So you're in the clear.

So... what exactly is Project Mayhem?

My lesson: Hyperaccurate targeting systems are terrible while blindly firing and beleiving in a mystical force will get it in every time.

Oh my god...

Go watch Fight Club... like immediately... No joke.

Unless you're being sarcastic about the Project Mayhem thing?

Perhaps...

Another thing that I have learned: Never say "I have a bad feeling about this;" just say "some bad shit is going to happen." It's more direct and says exactly the same thing.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't drive below 50.

 

[Hazy]

You don't Feed the Troll.

Seriously, just don't.

Damn straight.
And, for the love of all that is holy, do not let a troll know they are getting to you. That only makes it worse.
[sub][sub]Very suave new avatar by the way. A Paranoia Agent fan?[/sub][/sub]

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

do not let a troll know they are getting to you. That only makes it worse.
[sub][sub]Very suave new avatar by the way. A Paranoia Agent fan?[/sub][/sub]

This man speaks the Truth.

[sub]Why yes I am, although the Avatar is courtesy of [user]thenumberhirteen[/user][/sub]

 

[ThePostalGamer]

You don't mess with the Zohan.

Kinda surprised I was the first one to get that. ^_^

 

[1066]

When renovating a room with a low ceiling, do not use separate fixtures for the lights and fan to save on head-clearance. If you must do this, use fixtures for the lights that extend below the fan. Having lights above a spinning fan blade creates a twirling pattern of shadows in the room that'll make you nauseous in about five minutes.

 

[Junkle]

If you're facing down your mortal enemy and the music starts playing, decide if you're about to be screwed or beat the crap out of him. No middle gorun.d