Things you just "DON'T" do........

[Fenra]

Dont go investigate that strange noise/light/miscellaneous, it wont end well

 

[ionpulse2]

Don't swim in the pool.

Why you ask?

 

[MissGinaKid]

You do not go the the soilent green factory alone.

 

[shemoanscazrex3]

Masturbate at 2PM on a Sunday. They say if you do, you will release six-hundred and sixty-six demons into the world.

So you know, lets say hypothetically. While the family was at church and you did that at 2pm. How long would it take and where would the demons go? Hypothetically that is.

 

[imaloony]

First Rules of Popo's Training Camp: Do NOT talk about Popo's Training Camp.

 

[Canid117]

Don't be a member of Mel Gibson's family or you will die horribly.

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

You don't cut the blue wire.

 

[Jaranja]

Masturbate at 2PM on a Sunday. They say if you do, you will release six-hundred and sixty-six demons into the world.

So you know, lets say hypothetically. While the family was at church and you did that at 2pm. How long would it take and where would the demons go? Hypothetically that is.

You didn't... did you?

One stays within you, the others burst out of you at a revolution angle, cursing everyone within a 15 mile radius. People within the sanctuary of a church are safe.

Masturbating at 2PM on a Sunday in the church is a whole other ordeal, however.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Don't ever open any door if you find yourself in a horror movie. Also, don't be black in a horror movie.

 

[FlashHero]

Swords do not deflect bullets...and you do not want to learn that the hard way...it only ends badly for you.

 

[shemoanscazrex3]

Masturbate at 2PM on a Sunday. They say if you do, you will release six-hundred and sixty-six demons into the world.

So you know, lets say hypothetically. While the family was at church and you did that at 2pm. How long would it take and where would the demons go? Hypothetically that is.

You didn't... did you?

One stays within you, the others burst out of you at a revolution angle, cursing everyone within a 15 mile radius. People within the sanctuary of a church are safe.

Masturbating at 2PM on a Sunday in the church is a whole other ordeal, however.

Well... umm... No of course not I was just you know saying hypothetically

If they're late you know hypothetically will they increase the torment for missing out but in a church well I don't go to that place except the Korean one. They have tasty food

 

[DividedUnity]

Masturbating at 2PM on a Sunday in the church is a whole other ordeal, however.

The image of this in my head is so hilarious. I think I know what im gonna dare someone to do the next time I play a game of it.

Also, if youre stuck for a toilet dont ever go in the street in a place you dont know. It opens up a whole different can of worms. Its a very bad idea

 

[Mozared]

You do not tell John Locke what he can't do.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

You do not talk about Fight Club!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IT?!

OT: You do not talk about Project Mayhem.
Oh.. Wait.. Shit.

Actually, its " You do not ask questions about Project Mayhem". So you're in the clear.

So... what exactly is Project Mayhem?

My lesson: Hyperaccurate targeting systems are terrible while blindly firing and beleiving in a mystical force will get it in every time.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Best board game ever. Of all time. Still can't believe Ren did it.
-Don't fuck with Mel Gibson's family.
-Don't fuck with Sam Fisher, Jack Bower, or Jason Bourne.
-Don't kill the Waynes.
-Don't forget to double tap.
-Don't touch the big red button that says "Don't Touch"
-Don't send samurai forward in time.
-You never reject the hot alien chick when she comes to your room and wants you to fuck her! Or the crazy biotic chick. One will kill herself and the other will kill you. Guess which one. Go on, guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRR-oPwBRIo God damn it Shepard! What did I just say?! Listen, I am NOT going to clean up that mess.
-Don't forget to save.
-Don't panic.

 

[Nifarious]

don't step on the grass?

 

[cheese_wizington]

You DON'T go on /b/.

 

[Ultress]

Masturbate at 2PM on a Sunday. They say if you do, you will release six-hundred and sixty-six demons into the world.

So would that be like a pornographic version of the 13 Ghosts of Scoooby Doo?


OT: Never hang around with anyone named Biggs and Wedge.Because when Biggs and Wedge are around shit's going down.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

You don't:
1 - Tug on Superman's cape
2 - Spit into the wind
3 - Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4 - Mess around with Jim

Alternatively, for those not quite as old as I:
Never:
1 - Give you up
2 - Let you down
3 - Run around
4 - Desert you

I just got Rick rolled?! Well played sir. And if you'll recall, Jim got his ass beat by Slim. You don't mess around with Slim!