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lostclause

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Ultrajoe said:
Space Marines can be developed characters, if used properly. The script will need to be something incredible, encapsulating the minds of non-humans trapped in a cycle of war and death, summing up a warped psychology in the face of a warped galaxy. The gold would be in creating the Horus Heresy trilogy, cutting away much dead flesh to get to the bones of that narrative, being careful not to cram too much into each film and letting the characters carry the awesome. Tell it from the point of view of humans if you must, interspersed with space marines and use the juxtaposition to drive the themes of the film (and it must have themes, it must have a point) and the mounting tension.

Begin with a joyous and over-the-top view of war, of men running happily into battle like it was 300 all over again, and then drag it downward, have battle become more dreary, watch marines become sullen wrecks or psychotic berserkers as the constant war takes its toll. Show them to be human, deep down, in their minds, even though they are living weapons. Strip the romance from the combat over the course of the film, watching Horus decline as you do, cut the awesome and let reality seep in as men from the squad disappear one by one, for some reason I get the urge to abuse a montage (perhaps at the start of the film? To set the scene?). Take the illusion and mystery and fun of this wide and wild universe and over the course of a film you drag it down into the mud and show it for the hell it is, hold the bare marines up the audience and say 'Here is your superman, a weapon, brought low by all you smile at'. Strip illusions, make 40K darker. Don't make it cool, don't make it awesome, not by the end.

Challenge the perceptions of what constitutes humanity, make a film about what defines us as people. Make a film about flaws and weakness, shown against the backdrop of a supposedly perfect man, watch him come apart.

And then add Bolters.
*takes hat off*
That sounds much better than just about anything I've heard from wh before. All the narratives you read present a slightly annoying point of view because they are always trying to play up one faction. Out of curiosity would you have it cgi or real actors? I ask because the intro for the original dawn of war was cartoony like you describe yet quite compelling in it's epic scale.
Oh yeah, forget the nids, I was really just thinking aloud.
 

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lostclause said:
*takes hat off*
That sounds much better than just about anything I've heard from wh before. All the narratives you read present a slightly annoying point of view because they are always trying to play up one faction. Out of curiosity would you have it cgi or real actors? I ask because the intro for the original dawn of war was
Real actors of course, tweaked with CGI to be a bit odd, with the inhuman shape of a space marines body and slightly enlarged face.

Live action, heavily edited and twisted to make things wrong where they should be wrong, and right where they should be right.

lostclause said:
cartoony like you describe yet quite compelling in it's epic scale.
Oh yeah, forget the nids, I was really just thinking aloud.
Not quite like the start of DoW, I was thinking more... how to describe it...

I'm a huge fan of still-camera action, I think you can do a fantastic fight-scene without shaking the camera around like a useless child and obscuring the action. I love slow-motion in measured amounts, with overstated graphic violence and gore, turn it up to 11. This fades as time goes on, to become a dreary slog. So I love capturing the scope of a battle, not the context. I don't want a fight to be awesome because it's Hero beating Villain, I don't want the tension to come from the fact that it's the battle for the macguffin... I want the awesome to be generated because we're panning around the scene of a battle to watch 50 marines charge head first into the foe, chainswords running hot.

Choreographed and impressive fights, drawing from the martial arts style of... combat porn, is the best word. Capture skill and power with a battle, make the style of fighting a part of the person, like some of the utterly awesome films we're getting out of the eastern film scene. Have you watched a martial arts film lately? They leave western fights in the dust, and i'd love to change styles as the film progresses. I want to convey a sense of martial prowess, not one of Master Chief 'I'm in power armor so I win' mentality, I want to see some coordinated ass kicking and fast reflexes.

Imagine a martial arts style fight, where you played up the wounds more like Watchmen, and had the scale of a Peter Jackson skirmish. And then you bring in the World Eaters, and for them you use the shaky cut-cam action amid the screams of the falling and the sprays of blood and death. Where it would have an impact.
 

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The Maddest March Hare said:
Gaming and horror movies. An Oblivion without such glaring bugs and more involvement, a horror movie where the characters are being hunted by the main killer for reasons beyond their control rather than being caused by their own sheer stupidity. Just think of the way the world would be :p
If characters died in my hypothetical movies, it would be because they simply failed at a task, or made a wrong call.

Oh, and the main character have a flashlight.
 

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4guy5montag1 said:
I'm going to save the music industry from talentless hacks like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and.....*shudder* Soulja Boy with music that I actually created, that has musical depth, and that pushes the boundaries of whatever genre I'm working in, if there even is one.

But that was one great big self-gratifying statement, so ignore if you want.

Hyperbole is a good way to get a point across
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
i have similar ambitions :)
 

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4guy5montag1 said:
TheRedLucario said:
4guy5montag1 said:
I'm going to save the music industry from talentless hacks like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and.....*shudder* Soulja Boy.
Thank you. So much.
Well you're certainly welcome, I am in fact working on that right now, you'll know who I am by the trail of smoldering teen icons in my trail.

*Cues epic music and walks out*
If I bowed my head to any human being, it would be you. Go, brave soul, go with Cthulhu's blessing.
 

HT_Black

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Let's see...game design, film writing/directing, city design, alternate energy sources, military design/training, teaching, and writing.

Then I'd blow it all up and retire.
 

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Ultrajoe said:
I am, and I honestly believe this, the only person capable of making a good WH40K movie.

Or Peter Jackson, or his and my love-child.
I wish you luck with that. Let's hope it comes to pass.

I'd love to write the screenplays for any movie based off a game. Chances are good that then some of them would become watchable.
 

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Anything in the film industry could benefit from my incomprehensible and vast intelligence and skill in the form of developing and establishing good characters. Giving them meaningful dialog, realistic personalities, memories and behaviors.

I want to rewrite every bad movie i've seen and just [i\]make it better[/i].
 

Kinguendo

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The Escapists, and I have. :D

Also this thread, which is now blessed also. XD

In all seriousness, I have always wanted to open my own gaming shop with some buddies... that would be cool.
 

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I'd fix Transformers 2 by turning it into a hardcore lesbo/sex toy porno with Megan Fox and the various women in the film. Christ, she looks like a porn star and has the acting talent of one, why not just follow the most logical path? She's mostly why people went to see it. Why not give the people what they want?
 

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Ultrajoe said:
And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.
You are the promised one. Prophesied long ago in a forgotten forum on a long-lost thread.

You [i\]must[/i] fulfil your destiny.

Being as you understand the logic behind why the Transformers films sucked and you helped create the heir to Peter Jackson's throne. All we have to do is put you in America, and force you to make some over-hyped, pop-culture satire movies with alot of marketing inserted to increase your renown amongst the mindless masses. And once Hollywood gives you the go-ahead to make what they'll think is just a "Darker & Edgier" movie, you make a masterpiece.

It [i\]can't[/i] fail.

Besides, you'll love it here in California, it's just as hot, and everyone else sounds like an idiot. And as a result, you'll experience a spike in confidence to give you that extra "Diretor's OOMPH!" that we find so rare in modern film-makers.