That they're pretentious, narcissistic tosspots and if their friends actually gave a shit about them they would bother to call, so none of this "useful for organising things" nonsense please.
Things you WANTED to tell people on Facebook, but didn't
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Sod this I'm going outside.
Alas I don't have a Facebook which is probably blessing after reading through this thread.
Alas I don't have a Facebook which is probably blessing after reading through this thread.
"It's spelt 'lose', fucking 'LOSE' not 'loose' you dumb ass pricks. And I don't give a shit about your feelings, leave me the fuck alone." *Unfriend*
"I don't care about all these shitty videos you post, all of them from the same five bands, while you bemoan that popular music is shit and complain that no one knows who Kurt Cobain is. Fuck you, popular music has always been shit. no you don't wish you were born 20 years ago, you just want listening to the Smiths to be cool and unique and edgy."
*Unfriend*
"Stop reposting shit from Tumblr, it's bad enough when I see it there without comments saying 'lol so true' and I don't care what your tattoo is going to look like you 15 year old bimbo, oh a star on your hip, how individual and meaningful."
*Unfriend*
I only use facebook for following pages and insulting/organising things with my friends. I'll post maybe once a fortnight with something I think my friends would enjoy.
"I don't care about all these shitty videos you post, all of them from the same five bands, while you bemoan that popular music is shit and complain that no one knows who Kurt Cobain is. Fuck you, popular music has always been shit. no you don't wish you were born 20 years ago, you just want listening to the Smiths to be cool and unique and edgy."
*Unfriend*
"Stop reposting shit from Tumblr, it's bad enough when I see it there without comments saying 'lol so true' and I don't care what your tattoo is going to look like you 15 year old bimbo, oh a star on your hip, how individual and meaningful."
*Unfriend*
I only use facebook for following pages and insulting/organising things with my friends. I'll post maybe once a fortnight with something I think my friends would enjoy.
I know how you feel. I have quite a few aquantances on my FB profile, people who I don't even like, but feel obliged to have them as 'friends'.
There's one that insists of typing in a Scottish accent - he's Scottish, and has a doctorate in biology, but he still types like he's had a stroke.
Another insists on making nationalist comments.
Another is constantly making comments about smoking weed.
About 8 of them make sexist jokes, like one day, one of them posted 2 dozen sexist jokes.
Thing is, I don't want to comment on anything they post because it just brings attention to them, attention from people who might be on my friends list, see my comment, and think - wow, that guy knows a lot of arseholes, ergo... etc. Unfortunately my main employer is on my list so it can be treacherous to comment on the dodgy posts.
Can't win, best to just lurk in Facebook these days, only making comments on peoples wedding photo's and posts about how awesome it is to be a mummy. Facebook is no fun when people actually know you, I'd rather be anonymous than self-censored.
There's one that insists of typing in a Scottish accent - he's Scottish, and has a doctorate in biology, but he still types like he's had a stroke.
Another insists on making nationalist comments.
Another is constantly making comments about smoking weed.
About 8 of them make sexist jokes, like one day, one of them posted 2 dozen sexist jokes.
Thing is, I don't want to comment on anything they post because it just brings attention to them, attention from people who might be on my friends list, see my comment, and think - wow, that guy knows a lot of arseholes, ergo... etc. Unfortunately my main employer is on my list so it can be treacherous to comment on the dodgy posts.
Can't win, best to just lurk in Facebook these days, only making comments on peoples wedding photo's and posts about how awesome it is to be a mummy. Facebook is no fun when people actually know you, I'd rather be anonymous than self-censored.
There's this frat boy on my friends list who is constantly posting statusses about him going to the gym, rap lyrics, random cursewords (apparently to showcase everyone his 'amazing' vocabulary) and pictures of his tattoo's on Facebook. I would really LOVE to tell him I don't give a shit about his shallow pathetic life, but I just can't because he is pretty much always around when I'm hanging out with my friends, and the dude acts like a massive asshole to anyone who says anything negative about him.
While not directly related to Facebook, he is also the reason why I don't want to tell my friends I am a brony, since HE is (aside from me, to my knowledge at least) the only brony within that paticular circle of friends and I'd rather not be identified with him.
While not directly related to Facebook, he is also the reason why I don't want to tell my friends I am a brony, since HE is (aside from me, to my knowledge at least) the only brony within that paticular circle of friends and I'd rather not be identified with him.
"When I die, I might forget how to breath....."
WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO MEAN? THIS QUOTE HAS NO SUSBTANCE AT ALL GAAAAH
Captcha: Oh, lord.
Damn fucking right.
WHAT IS THAT MEANT TO MEAN? THIS QUOTE HAS NO SUSBTANCE AT ALL GAAAAH
Captcha: Oh, lord.
Damn fucking right.
There's someone on my facebook who is constantly posting pro lgbt shit.
One example from today:
One nice package there.
Also have some girls who keep complaining about how other girls from their school are "sluts" or w/e. Don't care and it's really not a problem, but they feel superior to those people in some way.
Lyrics statuses are pretty irritating but they don't get me as much as those previous ones.
One example from today:
Fucking hell. The same person also tries to make out they're "crazy" and "weird" (god I hate when people do that, wonder what they'd feel like if they were truly bipolar or schizophrenic) and you have the drama queen statuses as well (I was a bit like this when I was 13 but fucking hell we're in our late teens now).LIKE-
If you support gay marriage!
SHARE-
If you're not afraid to admit it.
IGNORE-
If you don't support.
One nice package there.
Also have some girls who keep complaining about how other girls from their school are "sluts" or w/e. Don't care and it's really not a problem, but they feel superior to those people in some way.
Lyrics statuses are pretty irritating but they don't get me as much as those previous ones.
Something along these lines:
"Stop it. Stop being so passive aggressive. He left you. Move on with you life. Just because you don't say his name in the post doesn't mean your keeping it a private affair. You only make these passive aggressive posts to garner more attention and sympathy from people. The worse part? It works, every single time. Stop it.
If you have problems with your ex, bring it up with him. Directly. By making these stupid fucking posts every other week, you're dragging all your friends into you problems. It's not fair to him, it's not fair to us, and it's certainly not fair for your new boyfriend to have to awkwardly sit back and have no clue what to do.
I so wish I could tell you the truth. That the real reason he left you was because of this shit right here. Because you act like such a passive aggressive ***** whenever you're upset--ESPECIALLY on facebook. Grow up. Stop treating facebook like your fucking diary. You're just looking for an audience to put your pedestal of problems in front of, and that is just pathetic."
"Stop it. Stop being so passive aggressive. He left you. Move on with you life. Just because you don't say his name in the post doesn't mean your keeping it a private affair. You only make these passive aggressive posts to garner more attention and sympathy from people. The worse part? It works, every single time. Stop it.
If you have problems with your ex, bring it up with him. Directly. By making these stupid fucking posts every other week, you're dragging all your friends into you problems. It's not fair to him, it's not fair to us, and it's certainly not fair for your new boyfriend to have to awkwardly sit back and have no clue what to do.
I so wish I could tell you the truth. That the real reason he left you was because of this shit right here. Because you act like such a passive aggressive ***** whenever you're upset--ESPECIALLY on facebook. Grow up. Stop treating facebook like your fucking diary. You're just looking for an audience to put your pedestal of problems in front of, and that is just pathetic."
[HEADING=1]YOLO!! XD <33[/HEADING]
In other words, a stupid thing for stupid people to justify their stupid actions.
God damn does it get annoying.
*Sigh* I need to get my mind off of this Facebook stuff...
I feel much better, now.
In other words, a stupid thing for stupid people to justify their stupid actions.
God damn does it get annoying.
*Sigh* I need to get my mind off of this Facebook stuff...
I feel much better, now.
I have one person on my list who forever goes in and out of depression and being happy, it's very obvious a lot is over-exaggerated.
She's also very open to lagging people off who are not on her friends list.
I only keep her as a friend because She's a professional photographer who's done me lots of freebies and things for my Daughter.
She's also very open to lagging people off who are not on her friends list.
I only keep her as a friend because She's a professional photographer who's done me lots of freebies and things for my Daughter.
Mostly it's something along the lines of 'suck it up and stop being such a whiny brat'. Fortunately I've got a small enough friend circle on there that I don't have to put up with much of the usual crap that others with friends in the triple digits usually have to. I get pretty irritated and want to yell at the few people who upload hundreds of pictures of them and their flavour of the month, but, yeah, that's about it. I think I may just have gotten lucky there...
I recently called someone out (on Facebook) on their bullshit after they made a disparaging comment on Chafee and the $75M load to 38 Studios.
Except that's not true at all, and there is no data to back up that assertion.
Additionally you're suggesting that the only jobs that could be made would be entirely from West Warwick, a point I don't need to elaborate on for it to be blatantly incorrect.
Finally, I encourage you to look over this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan ; upon completion, perhaps you may see why investing $75M into a company with potential for massive profits might be worth not focusing attention on a single minority of a single town.
(PS: I did some research. West Warwick has both sports teams and a band. http://www.westwarwickpublicschools.com/education/school/school.php?sectionid=7 . gg)
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He never did respond.
(also, we're both Rhode Islanders, which is why the topic came up.)
Me: Video game companies = jobs, jobs = money, money = less debt + poverty. Had it worked out, $75M would have turned into over $100M. It was a failed attempt, but it was never a bad idea.
Me: Clearly if students don't have sports or band they will be unhappy, everyone at high school either does in-school sports or is involved in the band, and they are all happy and get good grades.
Except that's not true at all, and there is no data to back up that assertion.
Additionally you're suggesting that the only jobs that could be made would be entirely from West Warwick, a point I don't need to elaborate on for it to be blatantly incorrect.
Finally, I encourage you to look over this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan ; upon completion, perhaps you may see why investing $75M into a company with potential for massive profits might be worth not focusing attention on a single minority of a single town.
(PS: I did some research. West Warwick has both sports teams and a band. http://www.westwarwickpublicschools.com/education/school/school.php?sectionid=7 . gg)
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He never did respond.
(also, we're both Rhode Islanders, which is why the topic came up.)
I'd tell an old childhood friend to stay single for awhile. And to stop posting ambiguous, attention-seeking status updates like, "Hmmm..." and "Sob sob =´(".
In the past year she has been together with three women, each one has been "the love of her life", and between each one she stayed single 2 or 3 months, TOPS. The last one she got in engaged with THREE times because they were "so in love and wanted to prove it", and then two weeks ago they broke up because she was cheating on my FB friend.
STAY SINGLE FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS THIS TIME! AAAAAAARGH! /capslock rage
(Thanks for the chance to rage a little, OP; feel a bit better now.)
In the past year she has been together with three women, each one has been "the love of her life", and between each one she stayed single 2 or 3 months, TOPS. The last one she got in engaged with THREE times because they were "so in love and wanted to prove it", and then two weeks ago they broke up because she was cheating on my FB friend.
STAY SINGLE FOR AT LEAST SIX MONTHS THIS TIME! AAAAAAARGH! /capslock rage
(Thanks for the chance to rage a little, OP; feel a bit better now.)
Friended a friend of my girlfriend of Facebook, who, despite being a pleasant and lovely person, is completely intolerable on Facebook. She's one of the ones who posts ridiculously lovey-dovey and melodramatic statuses constantly, or shares all those terribly cliched pictures about love or being yourself or so on, and puts up terrible photoshopped pictures of herself from a webcam (with all sorts of text scrawled across and lens flares and about 3 different effects at once). I eventually had to hide her posts, before my eyes rolled themselves out of my head.
I mostly avoid politics on Facebook, since my only interest is in pointing out when a politician is being a prick, and I can't sit around all day doing that.
I mostly avoid politics on Facebook, since my only interest is in pointing out when a politician is being a prick, and I can't sit around all day doing that.
You honestly just made my day. Thank you.Combine Rustler said:
OT: Every stoner friend I have who is convinced weed is a magical wonder plant that can do nothing but good. So many times I've wanted to tell them that inhaling smoke is never good for you. But if I have to hear "government propaganda" or "sheeple" again I will hang myself
