Things you WANTED to tell people on Facebook, but didn't

[Harkonnen64]

I only have one friend that posts political things on his FB, and it's always some gay activist pictures that try to be edgy and in your face but essentially just preach to the choir because I'm pretty sure his friends and family share the same view : \
It doesn't bother me THAT much, but it's a little irritating to have three of these on my front page every day.

I find the people who share every single thing they see on 9gag and funnyjunk a little more annoying than people who post political dribble. Also people who whine about their relationship issues and try to get attention (my ex used to do this every time we had a minor disagreement and it drove me FUCKING MAD, especially when people would reply with "you go girl!"). Also people who always post about being depressed.

I would like to tell a lot of these people to SHUT THE HELL UP, but I'm a little too passive to do something like that....

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This, so very much this, especially the part about the gay activist and sharing things from damnlol and the like. I have one guy I went to high school with who's a gay activist as a friend on FB, and if his posts are anything to go by that's ALL he is. After a point your opinion of him goes from "good for you for expressing yourself" to "we get it, you're gay, SHUT UP about it!" Then I have a friend I had to remove from my newsfeed because he would get on damnlol or somewhere like that for an hour and share every single photo he liked. It got too tedious having to scroll through 20 pictures just to get to an actual post.

 

[ThoughtlessConcept]

I saw a post on facebook that said "I wish that R.I.P. meant "Return if Possible" refering to a friend that passed away or something, but all I could think to type was "ZOMBIES!!!!"