Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[night_chrono]

She doesn't screw the caps of 2 liter bottles on all the way and my mountain dew ALWAYS goes flat after she drinks some.

 

[higgs20]

making a massive fucking deal about something really insignificant.

 

[esperandote]

Saying i said things i didn't say.
Speak for me.
Accuse me of something and then ask me if i did such thing.
Ask me something and interrupt me when i start talking.
Never let go mistakes.
Hit me woth the elbow or kick me when she wants me to tell me something without others noticing.

making a massive fucking deal about something really insignificant.

This too

 

[higgs20]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

Does everybody else always have a song playing in their head?........like....always?
I could be in the middle of a Calc II exam with a song from the ride to school still in my head. Even right now as I'm typing this I have the final boss theme from DKCR playin in there.

pretty much, i can't say i'd ever answer the question 'what are you thinking about' with i was just listening to a song, though.

 

[dkyros]

Memorizing my passwords by watching me type them and then monitoring my facebook/voicemail. Worst part was having to change the passwords. Its like you know when you have an awesome password that no one will be able to figure out unless they are your over Obsessing GF. I found out due to a slip up from her. My cell phone died and she said that she couldn't even find me after checking the aforementioned.

 

[night_chrono]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

Does everybody else always have a song playing in their head?........like....always?
I could be in the middle of a Calc II exam with a song from the ride to school still in my head. Even right now as I'm typing this I have the final boss theme from DKCR playin in there.

pretty much, i can't say i'd ever answer the question 'what are you thinking about' with i was just listening to a song, though.

This a thousand times over. After several months she learned that I hate the question "What are you thinking about?" and has replaced it with "What's on your mind?". It's the same thing god damn it!

 

[higgs20]

Saying i said things i didn't say.
Speak for me.
Accuse me of something and then ask me if i did such thing.
Ask me something and interrupt me when i start talking.
Never let go mistakes.
Hit me woth the elbow or kick me when she wants me to tell me something without others noticing.

making a massive fucking deal about something really insignificant.

This too

maybe I should ask my girlfriend if she's seeing someone else, because that sounds just like her.

 

[ae86gamer]

I used to have a boyfriend who spent more time in front of the mirror than I did. It was annoying. Very, very annoying.


Also, I hate it when they go through my phone. I don't go through yours, so please don't go through mine.

 

[black-magic]

Yeah.. Being mad at you for no reason is a real downer...

Being constantly late sucks too

 

[Daveman]

Not existing... the *****.

 

[TheHecatomb]

One thing women really, really need to get over is denying compliments. I'm serious.

Imagine yourself waking up next to a gorgeous woman, sunlight gently falling through the windows. You just look at her and smile while she's still asleep. You feel at peace and complete, and feel you could just keep just keep looking at her pretty face forever and be perfectly happy.
Then after an hour or so she wakes up, she notices you staring, asks "What?". You tell her she's just absolutely beautiful. And she angrily replies "No I'm not, it's early and I just woke up so I look like crap!!".

Seriously.

This happened to me and I just grabbed my clothes and left. And the funny thing is that somehow people think this makes ME an asshole.

Edit: And the wellknown act of making it VERY VERY VERY (like rubbing it in your face very) clear that something is wrong, and when I finally take the bait (or when I start to suffocate) and ask "Okay, what's the matter?", reply with "Nothing."

IF YOU SAY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG THEN I SHALL ACT LIKE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. NOW BRING ME STEAK.

Caps for drama.

 

[esperandote]

asks "what are you thinking?"

SHUTUP, IF I WANTED TO TELL YOU WHAT I WAS THINKING I'D BE TELLING YOU ALREADY, AND I REJECT THE PREMISE THAT MY THOUGHTS ARE SIMPLE ENOUGH TO BE EASILY AND READILY EXPLAINED IN ANY WAY THAT COULD POSSIBLY SERVE YOU! I DO NOT HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND, SO LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MY THOUGHTS AND LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THERE IS VALUE IN SILENCE, IF YOU THINK IT'S AWKWARD THEN MOVE ON...

sorry, but i think it's a damn stupid question, and always serves to lower my opinion of anyone who asks it within that context

This a thousand times over. After several months she learned that I hate the question "What are you thinking about?" and has replaced it with "What's on your mind?". It's the same thing god damn it!

Here's another variation: On MSN, "what did you type?" When i write something and then decide not to send it. Fucking "... is writing" message.

 

[esperandote]

.

Great point.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Not existing. Damnit women you know how much I hate that!

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

Joke ninja'd. Damn.

 

[TaboriHK]

Nothing that has anything to do with the fact that she's female.

 

[Ham_authority95]

She doesn't eat meat.

HA! I get it...

OT: I don't have a girlfriend, so I guess that answers your question.

Also, I'm surprised at the number of people who are dissatisfied with their girlfriends on here...

 

[zehydra]

The 'I'm upset with you but i'm not going to tell you why'

Because i'm a mind reader that can fix things without knowing them, yes, that's it.

this seems to happen a lot. Dunno why.

 

[bobknowsall]

Well right now my girlfriend who Ive been with for a year is pissed at me and wont talk to me and i have no idea why. IT seems like girls are always doing some crazy shit for no reason.

Well, there probably is a reason, you know. Like this fine display of playing the victim and dismissing her actions. Yeah, the ladies just love that.

 

[Ham_authority95]

-She doesn't shut up during movies.
-If she guesses a plot point, not matter how obvious it is, she thinks she's the most brilliant movie watcher in the world and screams "I GOT IT! I AM SO GOOD!"
-I'm much taller than she is but her legs are longer than mine,and she likes to talk about it.
-She's incredibly clingy/needy
-She never tells me what she wants
-Instead of arguing like a normal couple, I get angry, and she just cries. Thanks for contributing.
-If I don't seem incredibly upbeat she thinks I'm angry and insistently badgers me about it until I actually get angry, and then she gets upset because I got mad at her.
-She thinks she's an expert on psychology (she's in high school) and tries to explain absolutely everything and can't understand why her idiotic statements make absolutely no sense.
-She complains, a lot.

Edit: I thought of some more
-She NEVER uses logic to come to a conclusion. It's all just emotional bull shit.
-I don't give a shit about who your friends are dating or what lesbian broke up with which other one.
-I'm at college, don't fucking tell me when guys hit on you. I don't like to fucking hear it, and I can't do anything about it right now.
-Her "I have to pee so baaaaad"
Me: "So go pee?"
Her: "I don't want to... what if someone hears me?"
WHO THE FUCK CARES?? JUST GO EMPTY YOUR BLADDER.

Why not just break up with her if you can think of that many things you hate about her?