Things your girlfriend does that piss you off.

[Koganesaga]

Whenever she uses the "talk in a calm voice and tell them what to do thing" or whenever they try to use some rationality to calm me down, both of those piss me off to no end. It's the screeching chalkboard of my mind, and it's hard to resist the urge to flip shit right then and there.

 

[Dumbfish1]

These also happen to be the times that I drug her out with me to go do something fun.

Please tell me you mean *drag* her out... :|

 

[feeback06]

Well I could share some ex problems:
- smoking, oh how I hate smokers, I do like sex but not that much, that f*ing stench ... makes my skin crawl just thinking about it

Don't forget the taste either. I kissed a smoker one time and kinda killed the mood because I stopped in my tracks after I got that taste in my mouth.

Any who, my mother and my wife do this. We will be going somewhere and either one of them will be running around getting ready while I sit and relax because we still have 2 hours until we need to be somewhere. Then I hear "you need to get ready RIGHT NOW!" So I get up and do everything I need to do in about 15 minutes. Then when it's crunch time, and you are trying to get out the door they still aren't ready. I get rushed for no reason but when it's time to leave they can't be ready in time. It drives me insane.

 

[Crafty Napoleon]

I had a GF for about 2 years and there may have been things that pissed me off but fortunately I am quite basic... and shallow. If I get plenty of sex and sexy clothing etc. she could be the most annoying woman on the planet I wouldn't care, as long as she is faithful, I will make myself a good boyfriend. I don't see why people look down on being "pussy-whipped" these days? I get what I want where it matters to me... the bed, or the car or a bathroom at Lowes, its awesome!


Sex is my kryptonite and I love kryptonite!

 

[MassiveGeek]

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

Dude.

That girl is a twat.

Alright, I'm a tad spoiled too, my boyfriend willingly went to the store and bought a six-pack of coke and chocolate with a cough(that freaked me out, because coughing sounds scary) in ice cold weather while I stayed at his place and cuddled with Psycho(one of his familys 3 cats) wearing one of his cuddliest sweaters.
That is insanely kind in my opinion - the fact that he walks to the store for me and spends cash on me is amazing enough, especially since he has some financial constrains(me too, but still).

I should give him more things...

I wonder if I do something to piss him off.

Hm.

 

[geldonyetich]

The primary thing my current girlfriend does which gets my goat is not exist.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

Not exist. That gets annoying.

*runs off crying*

*pat pat* Look on the bright side! Its around here somewhere... :/

OT: my girlfriend always goes completely hyper in the evenings and bursts out laughing at absolutely everything. Its kinda cute but it also gets irritating after 20 mins or so >.<
She doesn't do anything to 'piss me off' though. Mildly irritating is about as bad as it gets. ^ ^ Im a lucky lucky panda.

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicannoyinggirlfriendnew1.png

This.

 

[newwiseman]

My ex could never close the shower curtain when she got done or turn on the fan, she caused my damn bathroom to mold.

In the space of about 4 months, I did the following:
(1) Got her flowers twice. For no reason other than that I wanted to surprise her.
(2) Spent $300 on a romantic dinner involving me turning my kitchen into a 5-star restaurant and cooking a gourmet meal.
(3) Drove her to school every morning, despite not having to get up that early for anything and her knowing I have a really hard time doing that.
(4) Gave her foot rubs on average three times a week.
(5) About once every other week I'd leave a random note of appreciation somewhere that she would find it.
(6) Helped her with house cleaning and dishes on a regular basis (we weren't living together).
(7) Dipped into $1000 of my savings on a whim to help pay for a root canal that she needed but could not afford.
(8) Watched her favorite TV shows with her (to this day she doesn't know that I HATED them).
(9) Spontaneously set up and sent her on a scavenger hunt to places that were significant to our relationship (she LOVED stuff like that!). Again, no special occasion. I did it just because I could.
(10) Remembered her birthday.
(11) Remembered her bff's birthday.

Just before we broke up, she accused me of NEVER SHOWING HER LOVE OR APPRECIATION. Instantly angry, I reminded her of all these things (and more, but it's been a while and I don't remember EVERYthing) and turned it back on her, accusing HER of never showing ME love or appreciation. Her response? Here's what she's done for me:

(1) I bought you a camera for your birthday (NOTE: with MY money, even though she had more than enough at the time and we were financially independent of each other).
(2) I let you kiss me.
(3) ... ... (silence)

Like Tristan and Victoria on Stardust.

I had a girl like that, no matter what I did it was never enough. I dumped her and 6-months later I was with her sister; problem with her was she couldn't leave that relationship with her sister alone, always asking: was it better than... was I better... what about my breast? That got old FAST.

Now that I'm thinking about it every damn GF I've had did something insanely annoying. My shortest relationship, she wanted to move in with me and get married when we had only been together a month, "*****, I barely know you"; we hadn't even had sex yet.

Another cliped her toe nails on the bed, didn't remove covers or replace sheets, just clipped em' and left them there. She was the most inconsiderate person I ever met.

 

[adam352]

She doesn't screw the caps of 2 liter bottles on all the way and my mountain dew ALWAYS goes flat after she drinks some.

making a massive fucking deal about something really insignificant.

Anyone else think it's interesting that these were posted one after the other?

 

[faspxina]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...

 

[stikku]

What girlfriend?

 

[stikku]

I hate it when she keeps staring at my six-pack, instead of looking me in the eyes...

that is the equivalent of men looking at girl's boobs,
you have to live with it bro

 

[wildpeaks]

I think the number one thing my girlfriend does that pisses me off is not existing.

So she was not kidnapped by romans to be sold as slave, F:NV lied to me

 

[BakaSmurf]

Of course it feels like girls are always doing some crazy shit. Your a dude. Anyways, I'm no wise man or mystic shaman when it comes to women, so I'm not going to offer advice. OT though, I always hate going to the airport with women. Simply because, if your late for boarding, you ain't going to make it. I don't know why but "most" girls always seem to do the short step thing.

Maybe that's because girls typically have these things called 'breasts' that tend to bounce around uncomfortably and attract a whole crap-ton of unwanted attention when they move at any speed greater than a brisk walk? And even then the jiggling caused by walking briskly that can be extremely noticeable if she's wearing a low-cut top.

Not to mention if she's the kind that doesn't wear a bra.

OT:
Failing to exist.

[sub][sub][sub]*Sniffle...*[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[superbleeder12]

I'm assuming that 'not existing' has already been brought up.

I am neither clever, nor witty.

 

[Evil the White]

I can't eat nuts of any variety, or wear hats for warmth. Because she doesn't like the smell and thinks I'm not a hat person.

 

[Dango]

Not exist

Ninja, I was literally going to make this exact post.

 

[Dogstile]

I love pulling out the "You didn't win that argument a couple days ago, so it might be in your best interest not to bring it up again, in the feeble attempt to try to change the tides, sway the Romance Hypocrites, or turn the tables, thinking you may just perhaps revolve the conversation in your favor. Especially if you are aware, and know that you are wrong, and I know you do." So far, I haven't gotten one girl to argue back at that, the worst I've gotten is a flabbergasted look, then frustration, then storming off.
Logic is fun ^^

Logic doesn't get you laid...

XD

Actually, it can.

Especially if you argue the point of you're both ploughed, you both likely won't remember and even if you do, you don't know eachother and neither of you have STD's.

Its worked.

 

[Dango]

Not exist

Ninja, I was literally going to make this exact post.

I was actually going to try and do a cry face, but I couldn't remember how you did it... not like this one, :,( but with multiple tears...

I know I've seen one somewhere, goddammit!

Do you mean like this ;_; ?