Things you're too embarrased to do even when alone

[The Austin]

Poo. I always feel like someone is watching me poo, but never watching me anytime.

Weird.

God is always watching you.

Even when I poo? Thats gross man.

 

[Yormungandr]

Dancing. It's just... uncomfortable. Except silly dances, I usually do those in front of my siblings for annoying purposes.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Be completely naked. But its more of a "Oh shit what would I do if someone were to walk in and see me" thought which stops me doing it.

That's the only thing I really ever worry about though.

Pretty much this. I know my parents are at work and my brother's at school, but I can't risk walking down the stairs to get a towel! What if they actually didn't go to work today? What if I walk past a window and the neighbors see me? What are the neighbors doing home?! AAH!

 

[HatchetDown]

I also have no shame whatsoever.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Say Hastur three times

 

[Tomsky]

Can't believe that I feel I must say this but... PLEASE NO SEXUAL OR PERVERTED STUFF.

You lost me there.

I was gonna go in detail too. You were in for a treat. But if that's not what you want, I'll go elsewhere.

Does my inbox count as elsewhere? If it does please tell

 

[Tonimata]

Hmm tough one. There really is no extremes I won't sink to, from practicing fencing to making up stories aloud to jumping around (my house provides excellent parkour grounds), I simply cannot think of anything I am too embarassed to do when-OH WAIT HELLO KITTY ISLAND!

 

[Disaster Button]

But in the bath I put lots of bubbles in, because I'm a man, and that creates the illusion of me not being naked.

You're a man who takes bubble baths? No offense, but I think I just found my answer to OP's question...

Oh I don't take offense bubble baths are freaking awesome. I can cover my bubbles in bubbles and then but the multi bubular bubbles on my face and pretend I'm an eskimo or Santa or someone who had a fit and foamed a lot at the mouth ah, fun times.

If anything I feel a bit sad for you for never taking one and for thinking its not right for a guy to do so.

 

[Julianking93]

Can't believe that I feel I must say this but... PLEASE NO SEXUAL OR PERVERTED STUFF.

You lost me there.

I was gonna go in detail too. You were in for a treat. But if that's not what you want, I'll go elsewhere.

Does my inbox count as elsewhere? If it does please tell

Message me if you'd like to know

 

[Dahni]

For me, even when no one is in my house I still feel too embarrased to try and pratice my vocals, whether it's singing or screaming. I don't know why, maybe because when I try I sound terrible and even though no one can hear and I can practice without sounding crazy or foolish I still can't bring myself to sing or scream properly.

I'm the exact same.
I can do it with music up really loud but then I get told to turn it down. I can't, however, try increase my range using my keyboard & attempting to match the note because I'm scared I'll try one I can't hit and get laughed at.

It's worse because my family always tell me I'm crap at singing but I know I'm not (I'm in a band, have done vocals for one of the songs on my friend's band's EP & I won my schools talent show, so I surely can't be that bad).