Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

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SteinFaust

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the ability to make tv companies do what i want.
i am sick of reality TV, and i want The Unit back on the air!
 

MrHappy255

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PurpleRain said:
I already am I superhero! You may have heard of me off the news for I am Hu-Man!
The strengh of an average human!
The speed and agilty of an average human!
I can leap as far as an average human could!
I am Hu-Man and I can contract canser at anytime!
That was actually really depressing and sad. :( Wow now I need the ability to laugh by reading posts. Oh yeah I already have that power. Too bad for this one.
 

Duck Sandwich

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http://explosionedafire.ytmnd.com

The ability to explosion a fire
The ability to crack a awesome lightning
The ability to blood someone's face off
 

Sonnythemobster

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John Galt said:
The ability to sufficiently explain anything by saying "a wizard did it."
i think most religions have that one down pretty well. and i want the powers to people to pick up any instrument and be amazing at it...and i wanna be able to speak all languages...and i wanna be able to see people naked at will...so i can look at boobs.
 

Brett Alex

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Well my favorite two have been have already been made into comics by DC.

Dogwelder: A thin, silent man in a welder's mask who spot welds dead canines to evildoers, resulting in extreme burns and general horror. The question of how exactly one can weld a flesh and blood animal to a person is not answered by the series.

and

The Defenestrator: A large, burly man in a denim jacket, black sunglasses, with black hair who obsessively carries around a window through which he forcefully throws criminals and the occasional unlucky policeman. His assaults on police officers landed him in Arkham Asylum.

My own choice would be the power to know how charged up any batteries (anywhere in the world) are by stubbing my toe.
 

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blackadvent said:
The ability to make people spontaneously burst into dance. Riverdance.
You sadistic genius.

Tirokinesis - The ability to cause vehicle tyres to dissolve and rupture with your mind.
 

Copter400

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X-Ray vision. Not in the seeing-through-stuff kind of way, but as in the gives-people-leukaemia kind of way.
 

Jamess

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I think it would be nice to be able to slap every asshole on xbox live through there t.v. at my whim.
 

Leodiensian

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The ability to turn ketchup into barbeque sauce.

The ability to absorb information through osmosis.

Super Strength as long as what you are lifting is paper.

The ability to, at will, grow an afro. While coming out, the hair has the force of a shotgun blast and is unbreakable. Once out, it's regular hair, but it cannot be styled to anything other than an afro.
 

BattlePope

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Twitching and concentrating hard enough causes fatal to near-fatal seizures in a random person anywhere on the globe.

Complete immunity from all of those cop-out hadouken attacks that people would have with this whole build your own super powers setup.
 

miki3

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The ability to lag in a game whenever you want, resulting in you disapearing in front of the other team then reappearing behind them, killing them, and then lagging around again.
 

Griphphin

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The ability to change the hue of my skin to any color of the rainbow for comic effect.
"You look down, what's wrong?"
"Well, I'm just feeling a bit... BLUE!"
"I really do hate you, and so does everyone else here."
"What's the matter, are you GREEN with envy over my awesome powers!?"
 

TheGreatCoolEnergy

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Being able to unfreeze any microsoft product without turning it off, at the expense of freezing any apple products you are using at the time.