Claps. People's minds couldn't take that. Also does it work on animals because I'm pretty sure you would completely screw birds over.Khell_Sennet said:
Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).
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I think i have another ultimate ability that is the end-all of everyone
The ability to save/load my own life.
The ability to save/load my own life.
The ability to deliver a hefty kick in the balls to anyone on earth, regardless of where they or I am at the time. Think about it, those abusive people online, to anyone who disagrees with me on this forum... only joking, my main use would be on football umpires, after a couple of unfavourable decisions, they would most certainly get the picture. Then I could bet on teams and would make millions! It's brilliant
The ability to take any two celebrity names and morph into the appearance of what their offspring might look like, ala Conan O'Brien's "If They Mated" segments.
The ability to make everyone else speak in text boxes.
Haha, you don't get to say anything else until I press a button!
Haha, you don't get to say anything else until I press a button!
The ability to make people's pores emit highly toxic, acidic sweat in the form of pure, liquid fail, which would then eat away at their skin at an astonishing rate (for the profound amusement of unsuspecting onlookers), causing them to, in their final seconds, find themselves screaming through uncontrollable spasms of excruciating agony, "Sweet fuckmongering brother of Jesus! Somebody's highly unorthodox superpower has turned my sweat into corrosive, liquiscent fail that is currently disintegrating my poor, delicate skin at an enigmatically high pace! This is not fun!"
Or... the ability to exit to the character creation screen of life and create a new character...
... with wings.
Or... the ability to exit to the character creation screen of life and create a new character...
... with wings.
I want the Edit tab.
Think of the tremendous potential of being able to Cut, Copy, Paste and Delete real things in the real world. Ever seen a nice car sliding down the street beside you? Draw a little box around it and you can have one all for yourself. Think of editing yourself - or others - like you would a sentence, slicing off bits until it's ideal. Think of everything undesirable in your path being undone.
And Undo and Redo would be their own sort of special. There'd be no such thing as mistakes, and every enjoyable or interesting thing you experience can be rewound and revisited as much as you'd like.
Think of the tremendous potential of being able to Cut, Copy, Paste and Delete real things in the real world. Ever seen a nice car sliding down the street beside you? Draw a little box around it and you can have one all for yourself. Think of editing yourself - or others - like you would a sentence, slicing off bits until it's ideal. Think of everything undesirable in your path being undone.
And Undo and Redo would be their own sort of special. There'd be no such thing as mistakes, and every enjoyable or interesting thing you experience can be rewound and revisited as much as you'd like.
The abllity to put myself into ragdoll mode, with a bad physics engine, so I flip-flop everywhere, giving everyone who looks at me a seizure.
The ability to cause anyone who I think of to have an image scan across their face at any time I wish. If I like you, I don't do anything. If you irritate me, prepare to have advertisements scroll across your face as I use my powers to become ridiculously wealthy!
The ability to see in full and artisticly depict any kind of battle in my mind, and in the most epic way imaginable...
"Santa vs. Satan"
"Mods vs. Admins"
"Cowboys vs. Samurai"
"Dracula vs. The Count"
"FPS vs. RPG"
And so on..
"Santa vs. Satan"
"Mods vs. Admins"
"Cowboys vs. Samurai"
"Dracula vs. The Count"
"FPS vs. RPG"
And so on..
The ability bend wood to your will, but only during the third week of the 6th month of the year.
The ability to comprehend the idea that not everyone enjoys the same things you do.
The ability to comprehend the idea that not everyone enjoys the same things you do.
