Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

[Saskwach]

The power to real life rick-roll.

to send someone into a coma and watch Rick Astly dance and sing for the length of the song before regaining conciousness...

that... thats apocalyptic

That's almost evil enough to admit you into the "order".

Hey. We don't talk about the "order" in front of possible inductees.

 

[Ultrajoe]

well now i'm interested

the power to make people spill their juicy juicy secrets...

 

[stompy]

well now i'm interested

the power to make people spill their juicy juicy secrets...

I thought there was already a truth-serum....

Anyways, my super-power would be the ability to excrete anti-helium whenever I want, and where ever I want. Imagine, I would be able to make squeakers no longer squeak, and flying things to stop flying.

- A procrastinator

 

[Ultrajoe]

well now i'm interested

the power to make people spill their juicy juicy secrets...

I thought there was already a truth-serum....

Anyways, my super-power would be the ability to excrete anti-helium whenever I want, and where ever I want. Imagine, I would be able to make squeakers no longer squeak, and flying things to stop flying.

- A procrastinator

do you mean lead? put that into any squeakers lungs and theyll stop squeaking

that inspires: The ability to find a pointlessly obscure synonym for any word i desire!

 

[Anarchemitis]

Movingonwardly, a cool power:
Make the real world become a webcomic. Clauses can be non-sequitor, you can break the 4th wall in 'real-life' and you can end awkward pauses by having a time-and-space transcending title hover above you saying "Potatoes!!" and a million potatoes cover you, which are gone by the next comic. The downside would be only living for 15 second blurps every week.

 

[the_tralfalmadorian]

the power to cause someone's clothes to become wrinkly and unpresentable with the wink of an eye.

 

[unusedaccountdeleteme]

I'd like the ability to read minds or something..

 

[sammyfreak]

Create flag tattoos on whoever i wish.

 

[Novajam]

The power to pick up and throw things using nothing but the mind. However, you could only lift objects begining with a certain letter.

Admitedly, It would be pretty useless if you got stuck with the letter "X", Unless there's a punch up at the xylophone factory.

 

[PurpleRain]

the power to cause someone's clothes to become wrinkly and unpresentable with the wink of an eye.

Ok, I like that one. You could cause all forms of chaos.

I'd like the ability to read minds or something..

You know, there is a name for that. Telepathy. Say it with me.

My power? I could shoot lasers from my hands but with one draw back, I contract a lump of canser in my spine everytime I do.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The power to kick all known asses, and take all known names.

 

[PurpleRain]

The ability to fly at 5pm to 5.30 on a Sunday afternoon (EST) after a red moon while eating green gummy bears made by a man named Jake Goodman.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The ability to fly at 5pm to 5.30 on a Sunday afternoon (EST) after a red moon while eating green gummy bears made by a man named Jake Goodman.

think unorthodox, doesn't everyone have this power?

The power to see into an alternate universe where i do not have this power

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

The power to make people recite verbatim. any peice of nonsense they have heard on these forums....hmmm

 

[stompy]

Ah, I've got one. The ability to summon a human from a specific job catagory (administrative, medical, military), but you can only pick the category. So, if you pick sex worker, you could end up getting a pimp... (Oh, and they are real people, so if said pimp was in the middle of something...)

- A procrastinator

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

exchangfe the rick roll power for the abiltity to make them see the powerthirst videos over and over again till it drives them insane

its energy for men MENERGY
contains a presposterous amount of testosterone PREPOSTERONE

shit like that over and over