Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

[DMShade]

The ability to comprehend and speak any language, as long as I am near someone or in contact with someone who can speak and read it.

Would be great for one-upping people who think they can have rude conversations just because the people around them can't understand them. I could just turn around and say 'Could you watch your language? I don't care what tongue you're speaking, don't swear when there's a little kid around' or something like that. Or just threaten to translate for people around.

Nah...even better. The ability to bestow language skills. Then, when someone might be talking smack, I can snap my fingers and next thing you know they're saying everything in whatever tongue everyone around understands, and they can't stop and go back to the language they were disguising their poor manners in. The fun factor for that alone...

I'd also like hammerspace. You know, the cartoonish ability to pull things out from behind my back or from my pockets that could never have hidden/fit in those places? That would be awesome. Even if I have to store a real item there first before I can have it.

Or the ability to create a zone where toon laws prevail. Crazy man threatens to blow up a bank, turn on the power...we just get black and sooty, he winds up a pile of ash with two blinking eyes.

Oh...and not for me, but maybe for a hot woman...Extreme Stage Prescence. She strikes a pose, spotlight comes out of nowhere, people become her backup singers/dancers. Imagine a superheroine who could just dance her enemies exhausted because they can't keep up...that would be hilarious...people would pay to see her fight.

 

[Melaisis]

I'd like the ability to fake death.

Y'know, properly.

Like Hunters.

From WoW.

Yeah.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The power to kill a Yak from two hundred yards away. With MIND BULLETS!

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

The ability to make a giant sombrero appear on everyone's head within a 3 mile radius.

do they get panchos too? if they do it would be amazing you wouldnt ever hear about superman again.
Anyway mine would be the ability to talk in any acsent i want not the language just the acsent.

 

[Awkward Turtle]

The ability to turn things upside down at will.

Someone steal your chair while you were in the bathroom? See how they like sitting on the chair's legs.
Someone cut you off on the freeway? It's hard to drive when your car's upside down.

Think of the possibilities!

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

being able to treat any flat vertical surface as a giant wall of sticky paper and also be able to jump 3 times my own height to make use of said wall

(see jackass.... truck drives past, skateboarders rolls into shot jumps off ramp and sticks to side of truck)

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

The power to kill a Yak from two hundred yards away. With MIND BULLETS!

THATS TELEKINESIS KYLE

i would prefer the power....... to move you


okay enough quoting the D

 

[boyitsme95]

To light bumper stickers on fire with your eyes.

 

[spazzattack]

The ability to become any race except Korean. And I don't know why either.

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

The power to be sexy upon demand (oh yeah!)

 

[Erana]

Summoning any chair at will. Have a friend over? Make a La-z-Boy appear. Being mugged? Why not burrow the pedastol from the Lincon memorial for a little while?

The ability to:
make things close
make people dance
manipulate allergies

Well, I'll think of more...

 

[DMShade]

The ability to make people say exactly what they didn't mean to.

So you would be known as the Freudian Slipper?

S'like the movie Liar Liar all the time!

'Nother weird thought. The power to manipulate balls (No, not THOSE, you pervert)...like Telekinesis, making larger/smaller/heavier/lighter, making them bouncy or solid. That would be a kickass weapon! Group tries to mug you, whip out some tiny superball from one of those gumball-dispensers, and pinball them black and blue!

 

[cold killer pov]

to be able to have sex for days witha constant orgasm feel... or to be able to change yourself into a sponge to clean up the mess that you left from the final volcanic like explosion....

Ash

 

[Sib]

Or turning a hot chick (like Summer Glau)'s clothing to a gaseous state... InstaNude.

And most fun of all, the endless torment of children as every time they upend their can of pop, the liquid inside is turned solid, only to reliquify when returned upright... They try and try and try, but cannot get a sip of Pepsi.

the pepsi thing is bastardry but i like the way you think.
mind you the clothing to gas thing could be fun *dreams*

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

The ability to make people say what they mean.