Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

[Muphin_Mann]

telekinetic control over dead tissue. Laugh now, but when the outer layer of your skin peels off and your own hair strangles you it will be me who will be the one standing over your still writhing body. I will then make you dance a merry jig for my amusment.

I also wouldnt mind the power to change other peoples orientation at will. "This is phil, he used to like girls."

I know: The unusual but mighty power to change how carbon is arranged inside something at a base level.

 

[Wazzelbe]

I'd want the ability to shape the moon's surface. Then I'd wait for a full moon and make the surface say something like "DON'T KISS HIM!" and ruin countless romantic nights.

 

[Evan Snow-Wolf]

The ability to enlarge women's breasts to any form of mass, perkiness, roundness, at cleavage at will... with blouse button popping joy.

 

[BaldingSteve]

The ability to make people's ears explode

Sorry dude, exists already. Alanis Morisette, K-Fed, and Fran Dresher.

Touche!

 

[Sib]

Oh there's plenty of fun to be had with that power... On a jet to city X with a screaming baby in the seat behind you? Turn the seat into air and watch the brat fall, then turn the air around the hole into solid matter to re-seal the gap.

Too much effort man, I'd go with a decent fix all solution, first id turn the baby into oxygen, you know in case the plane is running low heheh, then id neuter the parents, forcibly.
Hell I wouldn't even fly if I didn't want to, just solidify the air in front of you ala that ice guy from X-Men

 

[killhour]

The ability to command slinkies to rise up in bloody rebellion!

 

[defcon 1]

The ability to physically travel through the internet!

*download knife
*send myself out the other end
*stabs annoying Halo kid

oh yeah, porn.

 

[meatloaf231]

Phone-kinesis. Ever wanted to smack someone through the phone, or have your buddy give you some food through it?

Yeah. Now you can.

 

[Karisse]

A magical hand that shoots bees. Yes, I know the protagonist from Bioshock has this already, but it's still unconventional, unorthodox and unusual.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Being able to point somewhere and make like a billion Breens appear, like in Garry's Mod.

 

[Larenxis]

The ability to:
make people dance

I already have this. I'm often surprised by what I can talk people into.

 

[Copter400]

The ability to summon and control Ikea furniture.

 

[Midnight Voyager]

QUIZ! With every power you haven't thought of!

Or Crazy Jane, whose powers vary depending on which of her multiple personalities is in control!

I love Morrison Doom Patrol.

 

[Evan Snow-Wolf]

I thought of a second one.

The ability to punch people in the face over standard ICP/TP connection.

 

[Ultrajoe]

The power to real life rick-roll.

to send someone into a coma and watch Rick Astly dance and sing for the length of the song before regaining conciousness...

that... thats apocalyptic