Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

[Saskwach]

Whenever I burst out into song, there is actually music backing me, not just in my head.

And have randoms on the street begin dancing in tightly choreographed improv routines! This is why the musical Buffy episode was the best.

 

[Jonny Plissken]

I CAN HEAR AROUND CORNERS!!!

 

[Frybird]

The Ability to give a random person in the world superpowers whenever i sneeze.

I might be unaware of it, but it would still be funny..also it's nice to give.


...Or, for my own purposes, the ability to make a person temporarily forget what they know about math by looking at them.

Imagine having your own shop with that power!


And last, i want to have a comic book series about a guy who can turn himself into small, immovable objects, just to see how many issues they manage to get out before they run out of ideas to make this power convenient.

 

[Portoparty]

The ability to give people orgasims when i clap!!!

The power to give some one a sexchange when ever i flush!!!

The power to make people clothes go inside out jstu by squiting at them!!!

The Gift of being able to channel the spirt of what ever poor animal it is that im eating at the moment...

Oh and the ability to make porpusly crumbeld food products reassemble them selves....

... as you were...

greatest. powers. ever.

The ability to swap bodies with any pair of glasses in the world instantly.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Being able to fly in the same way a brick doesn't.

 

[Meliz]

summon Chuck Norris.

I'm honestly surprised no one has yet stated that one.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Instantaneous digestion and expulsion of food upon the moment of consumption.

A guy in the manga One Piece already got that.

Mine would be the abillity to read books in an instant without ever opening them plus the abillity to have my memory act like a 2.5x10^324 GB solid state HDD (never forgetting anything, forgetting things when i want to, no more trying to remeber, unlimited storage space).

What about being able to see through the clothes of the opposite sex at will? I'm amazed no one has mentioned it.

Eating and sleeping at the same time? no?

Making any computer monitor a touch screen, but only when you touch it.

The ability to change your clothes by thought.

Talking any language in the world, backwards.

How about being able to change fiction? "I dont like the ending of that novel *poof* ahh that's better."

 

[Iggy Rufflebar]

The ability to make a giant sombrero appear on everyone's head within a 3 mile radius.

 

[sammyfreak]

The ability play ABBA and Madonna by whistling and therefor making everybody in hearing range dance!

 

[Sabbad]

I wish I had the ability to turn people's teeth red by speaking to them in Japanese. But onlu on weekends.

 

[bad rider]

the ability to not care oh wait nevermind i already have that one

 

[redstar alpha]

well my freind has they abilaty to make my computer the cyber version of a five star hotel for viruses. seriously every tim he uses my computer he gets a viruse on to it even when he is playing a game.

 

[redstar alpha]

and so it was, that the nerdiest thread in all of history was born

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Detect Heat : Range Touch
Cause Blindness : Range Touch
Open Locked Doors : Material Component of a Key

Dare you face Normal Man?

 

[redstar alpha]

The Ability to withsatnd 12 yearolds on xbl.

i have that one, it is called "wellatleastmyballshavedroped"power

 

[aussiesniper]

the ability to slowly cause someones clothing to decay after I talk to them

the ability to create an actual banhammer, that bans you from all text, sound and vision based media until you punch a prepubescent voice-chat/XBL user.