Third Annual Escapist Valentine Celebrations

[Ryallen]

After some careful consideration, thought, and quite frankly, a good epiphany, I've decided that I no longer care if I ever even so much as kiss a girl in my entire life. So what will I be doing on Valentine's Day? Working, wishing people a happy Valentine's Day, and not even pretending that I am the slightest amount bitter that I am alone again. People get all sad or just kinda laugh at the whole idea, but I won't even give it a second thought anymore.

 

[Thaluikhain]

This Valentine's Day marks 50 years of decimal currency in Australia.

Spoiler

I'm going to enjoy not having to deal with pounds, shillings and pence.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I'll fly back home from Ecuador, preferably unscathed by zika, and make sweet love to my girlfriend.

They're looking into the possibility that zika can be transmitted sexually, take precautions please.

Oh don't worry, I'm a SUB-human

 

[UmberHulk]

The same thing I'm going to do on St. Catherine's and St. Faustinus' day, my daily routine.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Considering it's the day after my birthday I'll probably spend most of the morning recovering from a massive hangover, then listening to the official song of Valentine's Day as a guy whose been single all 26 years he's been alive.

Spoiler: Valentine's Day song

 

[Elvis Starburst]

Since the 14th is a Sunday, I'll be spending it with my D&D group and our wacky hijinks.

Scary how someone has the exact same plans as me. That about sums it all up, yuppers!

 

[Spider RedNight]

Laughing at all the single people on here who are so sad and so single and poor them.

***** please, I'mma spend ALL my money on therapy that I didn't know I needed ON MYSELF, SUCKAS. I get all the valentines and I'll uphold my longtime tradition of watching both the old and new My Bloody Valentines.

So pretty much what I do every day because Valentine's Day, at least nowadays, is completely pointless~