This game SUCKS! The complainer complains about minor mistakes in great games.

[Kajt]

Odd how so many people missed the point of this thread.
Oh, and the online community of Left4Dead is filled with idiots and jackasses.

oh really ... really? ya cool NO left 4 dead is fucking awesome go hang yourself with goat intestine

Mm... goat intestine...

 

[spinFX]

This is an obvious joke post. A troll if you will without malicious intent. Shame on people taking this seriously. God help us if it was a serious post.

 

[Doug]

I think the idea of zombies has been changed so many times that they can almost anything. So saying they HAVE to stumble is reduntant.

To be honest, its a mock-review mate - At least, I HOPE it is

 

[Doug]

Le snip

To you I would say this is the French's way of getting back at the Americans but we will end up derailing this thread *cough*

In Age Of The Empires, why does it only talk food and wood to make a solider? This makes it gay
gay gay gay gay gaaaaaaay

I'd like to see you get a woman pregnant without any wood. Okay, that was bad, I know.

Anyway, you know what game I hate? That's right: GTA IV

Seriously, a hamburger costs 1$, but a hot dog 5$! Ridiculous! And there's practically no motorcycles ANYWHERE. I want more goddamn motorcycles. Somebody should make a GTM: Grand Theft Motorcycle. You're a gangster in a parody of a modern metropolis, and steal shitloads of motorcycles. How awesome would that be!? Balls to the wall, precisely.

Also, you can't carry unlimited amounts of ammo anymore! What is up with that? I've got to go back and buy some more like every 50 missions, just cause there's an ammo limit. Totally unnecessary. And why do we have to play a man. I want to play a leather clad chick with a whip.

So, in summary, what GTA IV, SHOULD have been: A game about HOT LEATHER CLAD CHICK, who goes around with an UNLIMITED NUMBER OF WHIPS and STEALS MOTORCYCLES and the price of hamburgers and hot dogs is sensibly PROPORTIONATE. You let me down Rockstar, you really did.

So... GTA: Lost and Damned? Although that too sadly lacked whips! And the hamburgers where still overpriced.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Win answer

That sir was the best come back to anything I have heard, ever

Have a cookie for your victory

Spoiler: Cookie for Fat_Hippo

 

[Jenova65]

Every Pokemon game on a Gameboy.

Only one save file. Fuck off.

Your comment is both pertinent and succinct, I concur! (60 hours of gameplay eradicated cos my son was all, ''But it's my game mum!'') ;-)

 

[Slash Dementia]

Ocarina of Time - the slooooooow speed of text dialogue. It irritates me so much. Can't even change the setting either.

This, and if you do try to skip it by pressing A or B then the first option, sometimes, is to repeat what they said...

 

[Cliff_m85]

Just for the hell of it, since alot of the comments have been negative about my review saying that L4D is actually a great game......let me repost a part of the thread title in bold


minor mistakes in GREAT games

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I think the idea of zombies has been changed so many times that they can almost anything. So saying they HAVE to stumble is reduntant.

May I make one about a zombie who has been undead for 100+ years and rather than eat humans he eats animals. He could also be in love with a teenager and sparkle out in the sunlight.

Haaaaaa! Nice...

 

[lolcatize]

well dude its not the hl2 that sucked its your mom !
how can nobody jump past those small mistakes and just give the game one chance i thought gears of war was stupid piece of shit until one day it started my gaming carrier and now i love it

 

[iJosh]

This is actually a very accurate review ! But still, The game is incredibly fun. I just love the feeling of blowing up endless amounts of zombies.

 

[FLSH_BNG]

Trolls! ALL OF YOU! Begone!

 

[Megacherv]

...weapons that NEVER JAM and always have a gigantic pile of infinite ammunitation scattered around.

I don't think that Valve were being realistic with this game. Also, it's a game, it doesn't have to make sense.

But, I will join you on the Left 4 Dead hate. My god the AI and the fucking witch. Seriously, I hate playing online because there aren't many 'noob servers', and when I find one I can't fucking connect. So I have to play single-player. ARGH! THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING TIMES I'VE BEEN LEFT TO DIE BY THOSE STUPID FUCKWITS!!! I was downed by the horde at the end of No Mercy right next to the helicopter, and they just fucking stood there!! On Crash Course, I went to kill a witch, got chased, downed, killed, and they didn't fucking move! Whenever progressing, I'm leading the pack whilst everyone else trails 10 yards behind, so I always get the hit first. The AI is seriously the worst friendly AI I have ever seen in a game. And on that note...

The fucking witch. WHINY ***** FACE! I had no idea how to kill them, so I asked my friend over MSN who'd played it some time before me. He explained that I had to use the auto-shotgun. WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME VALVE, but I think that only having one special weapon is a kick in the balls! I use the assault rifle, as I can hammer on the trigger and take down horde crowds easily, and I enjoy getting long range headshots with it. But the fact that I have to use a weapon that I don't really want to use, I don't think that's fair. He said that I should wait for the survivor that has the auto-shotgun. Well I bring back my previous point, the AI that seems to have taken too many bites to the brain. If I didn't go and find the witch myself, they'd just stand there picking their noses and trying to lick the inside of their gun barrels clean.

Not worth the money I bought it for.

your supposed to SNEAK PASSED the witch. the intro told you don't startle the witch.

Yeah...I did...didn't work...

 

[jpoon]

How about Resident Evil 5, the fucking horrible control in this game drives me up the fucking wall. I absolutely hate it basically. The game doesn't make me feel tension from shitty controls it makes me feel rage for the lack of common sense the programmers and designers have. CAPCOM is filled with fucking morons and we've been duped into buying a shit game, well if you actually payed for the POS that is.

 

[Spektre41]

Why the hell can't I control my party members in Persona 3? If I want Yukari to doublecast Garu on a Wind-weak enemy, she should friggin' do that!

And why was the ending to Chrono Cross so goddamned stupid?

 

[Woodsey]

Errr... Since when has the infected/zombie mix up thing not been accepted? Valve weren't exactly the first to do it.

Portal was too short, and being a puzzle game it lacked replay value. And Half-life 2 didn't care about gameplay compared to other FPS games.

What other FPS games did you have in mind?

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Samurai goomba once said: Half-Life 2 is horrible. You hear me? It sucks!

Well my friend its not the game that suck its your sluty mom if it sucks so much why do everybody like it you idiot learn to get past small game misstakes and fail or better GET A LIFE instead of bitchin on an internet forum how much hl 2 sucks and you may say get a life your self to me but ha i alredy have one

I "once said" that? Yeah, I guess that's technically true, although the exact choice of word usage is a bit off. "Once said" tends to imply that it happened a fair bit ago. Also, do you not understand that giant button marked "quote?" It's a lot more effective to quote what I said than tell people I said it.

I'm assuming this is a joke post. "Complains about minor mistakes in GREAT games." Alright? We all clear on this? And I thought, "Hey, what better game to pick apart in a hilariously silly fashion than one that The Escapist community thinks can do no wrong?" The answer: There was no better game.

Also, my mother is not in any way involved in prostitution. Hopefully you will be suitably punished by the moderation team for implying that.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

Just for the hell of it, since alot of the comments have been negative about my review saying that L4D is actually a great game......let me repost a part of the thread title in bold


minor mistakes in GREAT games

I still think some people are confused. Apparently clearly stating at the beginning of your topic and in the title what you want to do here is being ambiguous.

I mean, I knew folks didn't read OPs, but not reading titles? What, is everyone clicking randomly?

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

While Valve promised a zombie game, they developed another 'infection' storyline with super-fast running infected. Sorry Valve, but zombies stumble towards you slowly. They don't barrel at you. Not only that but Valve actually have the balls to call you stupid to your face.

GRAH they are NOT zombies, they are humans infected with a rare strain of RABIES that these four people are IMMUNE to.

 

[awsome117]

While Valve promised a zombie game, they developed another 'infection' storyline with super-fast running infected. Sorry Valve, but zombies stumble towards you slowly. They don't barrel at you. Not only that but Valve actually have the balls to call you stupid to your face.

GRAH they are NOT zombies, they are humans infected with a rare strain of RABIES that these four people are IMMUNE to.

Read title plz.

Anyway, I would complain about stuff, but I'll complain about people. Always complaining about things. I mean, come on.