This has to make sense eventually

[chris11246]

Have you ever read a book, seen a movie, or played a game where the story made absolutely no sense. I watched this one movie that my dad found in a bin of $5 movies in a store and all I can tell you about the story is that there were guys skiing and I'm pretty sure there was a race involved and I just remember thinking this has to make sense eventually but it didn't.

Have you ever just kept watching, reading, or playing something thinking it has to make sense eventually?

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end

 

[rokkolpo]

that mortal kombat movie.

actually i believe they made 2.
funny stuff.

 

[Raventyr]

The silent hill series made about as much sense as a chocolate teapot.

 

[TheMatt]

best scene ever is when he's fucking and shooting at the same time... Epic.

 

[Trivun]

MGS4. Yeah. I went there.

Otherwise, the Borat and Bruno films seemed to be random plot used loosely to stitch together a load of randomly occuring scenes that make no sense whatsoever but just happen to be pretty hilarious. Pretty retarded films, on the whole. Yet still amazingly awesome...

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

Awesomeness

the end

This sounds brilliant. I will watch.

 

[Jamienra]

a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman

fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end

You left out the part where he kills people with a carrot - words cannot describe how ridiculous (and awesome!) that was.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

what the fuck do Link and Mario keep saving the fucking princess for?

 

[chumpzilla_69]

There was a book called, Dark Orbit, (im not too sure of the name, im pretty certain that's it)

The book had 3 major story related plot twists, within the same page. About entirely different things.

One minuet they're being chesed by eviil robots of death. Then they hide in loch ness, then they fly to mars or something. It was quite literally retarded.
Plus the two main characters were called Kane and Blaine

 

[Captain Pancake]

Catch-22 made no sense to me. I have to write a damn timed essay about it in 4 days time too, so shows my preparation...

I kid, I kid, I know nobody understood that book.

Still kidding, I understand it fine.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Spider.
Man.
3.

*shudders*
I felt my Spider-Sense tingle just mentioning it.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Left 4 Dead.

"Is there actually any point to what I am doing?" I always think, "Slaughtering zombies enmassé", but I never fid an answer.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

The Departed...i could't understand why my mother recomened me to watch it...

 

[Kiefer13]

Lost.

Beat that.

Seriously, whenever it answers a question it gives you ten new ones.

 

[rockytheboxer]

You left out the part where he kills people with a carrot - words cannot describe how ridiculous (and awesome!) that was.

Several times. That movie rules.

 

[Spaghetti]

"The Reallity Dysfunction" by Peter F. Hamilton. I picked it up on a whim as I wanted a decent sci-fi to read.
It literally threw you in the deep end and the first 4 chapters gave me headache. There was no explanation, no backstory or anything. You were just expected to sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride.

It did turn out to be the most awesome sci-fi book/series I have ever read.
Terrible ending though...